9/7/15- Phil stranded at bus station because he has no friends

[ln18]

So he's loitering around and this is going to totally fuck up his plans... to loiter around.

 

[Spooky_Scary]

Patricia Henry to the rescue! Not really.

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2:1 chance he accuses her of some form of bigotry for asking about ID

 

[kobebyarlant]

Something has to keep him warm this winter.

Burning down your home is never a good idea though.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Get used to this Phil it was a miracle you had people helping you before you were so well documented you can't run from this no matter what you say you are or what ever new name you want.

 

[BuckMatic]

He might die of exposure there! Get this man to a hole in a rock wall stat.

 

[tweaker the cat]

The downtown Portland area can't be that big. Most people would be able to walk if the need arised, but most people aren't ridden by HIV and diabetes either.

It's really not. You can walk from Union station to PSU in probably less than 45 minutes.

 

[Ahffline]

Silly stranded potato. He can't play the damsel in distress when he is: a) not a damsel, and b) not in distress.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I wonder what would happen if gang of latin dudes walked past the bus stadion midnight and pablo asks to help their latinx sister.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Serious question though. Do his FB posts usually have more friend activity or is it just confirmation bias on our part?

 

[VLAD]

As hilarious as this is, I can't help but feel bad for any strangers he'd try to panhandle a ride from.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Serious question though. Do his FB posts usually have more friend activity or is it just confirmation bias on our part?

There are three basic flavors of Phil Facebook post.

"Hate this person I don't like!" - response varies between "how horrible" asspat flood and no reply, usually gravitating toward "no reply"

"Be aware of this social justice thing!" - almost never a reply

"I'm in trouble / going to kill myself!" - response varies as per "Hate this person" but generally leaning more toward the asspat side of things.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Phil needs Sonichu to show up and send him to a nearby soup hotel.

 

[Twrx]

Serious question though. Do his FB posts usually have more friend activity or is it just confirmation bias on our part?

His asspat brigade has dramatically decreased in the past month or so.

 

[Thetan]

Goddammit Patricia you fucking dumbass!

Then again, doesn't his ID say 'Ahyviya' not Isabel. If so, then nice one Patricia!

 

[Weeping With Pity]

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Looking forward to the explosion when the ID still says "Ahuviya" and they won't release the funds for "Isabel"

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

Goddammit Patricia you fucking dumbass!

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Then again, doesn't his ID say 'Ahyviya' not Isabel. If so, then nice one Patricia!

UMMMMM, that $40 is apparently in Portland, Maine, not Portland OR...the names issue is the least of the issues.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

UMMMMM, that $40 is apparently in Portland, Maine, not Portland OR...the names issue is the least of the issues.

Phil trolled hard. Well played, Patricia, well played.

 

[CornetteFace]

UMMMMM, that $40 is apparently in Portland, Maine, not Portland OR...the names issue is the least of the issues.

This is fucking brilliant

 

[yasscat]

Goddammit Patricia you fucking dumbass!

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Then again, doesn't his ID say 'Ahyviya' not Isabel. If so, then nice one Patricia!

I'm dying. This is the best trolling I've seen in a while, on so many levels.

 

[HG 400]

Goddammit Patricia you fucking dumbass!

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Then again, doesn't his ID say 'Ahyviya' not Isabel. If so, then nice one Patricia!

10/10 best troll ever