9/7/15- Phil stranded at bus station because he has no friends

Goofy Logic said:
His reason for not riding bikes ("I refused to ride the bike due to the seat causing pain to my male genitalia and prostate. I have not rode a Bicycle since then.") Seems to be based on the health concern that improperly adjusted bike seats cause sterility, and that women magically do not have this problem.
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Sounds more like he's a fucking pussy looking for more excuses why he doesn't know how to ride a bike.

"I refused to ride the bike due to the seat causing pain to my male genitalia and prostate. I have not rode a Bicycle since then."

If Phil wants us to believe he really is a trans woman, why does he have such huge "male genitalia and prostate" that preclude him from riding a bicycle like literally anyone else?

If he's a trans woman why does he claim to have such a monster set of balls?
 
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It's just laziness and not being able to balance. The only way sitting on a bike hurts your balls is if you're actually sitting on your balls. He may be complaining about it hurting his coccyx, or tailbone. That's an issue some people have. But there are also seats with more cushion just for that reason.

Hell, you can even get an actual bucket seat for your bicycle:

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So he really has no excuse.
 
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tomgirl4life said:
It's just laziness and not being able to balance. The only way sitting on a bike hurts your balls is if you're actually sitting on your balls. He may be complaining about it hurting his coccyx, or tailbone. That's an issue some people have. But there are also seats with more cushion just for that reason.

Hell, you can even get an actual bucket seat for your bicycle:

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So he really has no excuse.
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I was really going for the angle where he wanted to brag about having massive "male genetalia" while also being a trans woman. He's really no different from Chris bragging about his "damn near seven incher dick" while crying about being a woman identifying lesbian.
 
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Poochinski said:
Like... a bike license? Is that a thing where you're from?
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I should have added a period, of course I meant the process of getting a car license.
But joking aside, we actually had qualification rounds and got a bike license with some stickers at the end, these were obviously placebos since everyone got them, but it made us kids proud.
 
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