9/7/15- Phil stranded at bus station because he has no friends

[VLAD]

Now I'm wondering what silly thing started Phil's (former) fixation on Israel and Judaism?

Given his martyr complex and history with co-opting choice ethnicities for maximum oppression points, I'd assume it came about from the Jewish people being shat on by every major world power throughout history and still managing to survive - sometimes even prosper. It's a huge point of pride for us real Jews, let me tell you!

 

[Mogambo]

and years later Phil likes bikes again because some weeaboo shit cartoon character identifies as commie china.

Which shows how deep and meaningful his obsessions are.

Also, what's up with autistic wonders and Hetalia? I tried watching that anime once and... it was just bad. I mean, painfully bad. But tumblr and deviantart are full of obsessive fans.

Now I'm wondering what silly thing started Phil's (former) fixation on Israel and Judaism?

I posted a longer explanation of my theory in another thread, but I suspect his entire fixation on Judaism was based on the fact that most American Jews (especially the Reform movement) are pretty liberal and at least sort of tolerate his trans-fetish. It seems to be the same reason that Leslie Eclair converted to his particular brand of Christianity. They just seem to latch onto the first group they perceive as trans-friendly without caring about the actual beliefs or even people.

Personally I'd have paid to see some Haredim run into Ahuviya back in his pro-Jewish days. Hell it'd still be pretty funny even now with his whole antisemitism crap.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

sometimes even prosper

That's why Phil is so antisemitic. He hates all groups who have even a small amount of prosperity. He just wants to watch the world burn

 

[Peace and Harmony]

He just wants to watch the world burn

As long as it's not his pizza.

 

[女鬼]

Now I'm wondering what silly thing started Phil's (former) fixation on Israel and Judaism?

IIRC, it was mostly because Israel has a much more progressive attitude toward LGBT rights than the rest of the Middle Earth East.
He also had a huge fixation on the IDF, hence why he called his imaginary country's army the ADF.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

much more progressive attitude toward LGBT rights than the rest of the Middle Earth.

Hey. Proud, empowered Dwarf women have beards, per word of Tolkien.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Middle Earth

Anyway, Japan's military is also called the "SDF" or "Self Defense Forces," so that could've influenced the "ADF" thing because Phil was also really weebish at the time.

Speaking of Australatina, "Australatinan culture" apparently was an amalgam of Phil's grossly inaccurate views on communism, Latin American culture, Judaism, and Japanese culture.

Back to the bus thing, I wonder if Phil will try this stunt again, or go back to the classic fake suicide thing?

 

[女鬼]

Hey. Proud, empowered Dwarf women have beards, per word of Tolkien.

Oh God how could I get that one so wrong.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Was it your autocorrect? Mine keeps wanting to turn "incels" to "inches," which couldn't be any more wrong.

 

[女鬼]

Was it your autocorrect? Mine keeps wanting to turn "incels" to "inches," which couldn't be any more wrong.

Nah, I don't even use autocorrect precisely to avoid that. I have only my brain to blame for this

Anyway, Japan's military is also called the "SDF" or "Self Defense Forces," so that could've influenced the "ADF" thing bec

I can't for the life of me recall where I read that (his ED article maybe?) but I'm pretty sure ADF was a reference to the IDF. He even had an Israeli flag in his room on some pictures.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

He even had an Israeli flag in his room on some pictures.

Yup. From what I remember, the (now defunct) ADFki called the wall it was on "the Wall of Originals" when comparing Phil to CWC.

Also, I meant SDF in addition to IDF. The IDF reference is pretty obvious.

 

[VLAD]

He also had a huge fixation on the IDF, hence why he called his imaginary country's army the ADF.

The IDF is one of the only militaries that conscripts women. And Phil has a pretty huge uniform fetish. Makes sense to me.

 

[Functional Animal]

Phil is literally the only able bodied person I know of who can't ride a bike past the age of 12.

I've never learned to ride a bike, but that's mostly because I've never tried. I never really tried because I live in an area where using a bike as a mode of transportation is impractical. There's so much distance between locations one needs to go to that you have to use a car usually.

Of course I'm not covered in ridiculous bike related tattoos.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

It's pretty unusual for someone who grew up in a U.S. suburb not to know how to ride a bicycle, though.

 

[Goofy Logic]

It's pretty unusual for someone who grew up in a U.S. suburb not to know how to ride a bicycle, though.

His reason for not riding bikes ("I refused to ride the bike due to the seat causing pain to my male genitalia and prostate. I have not rode a Bicycle since then.") Seems to be based on the health concern that improperly adjusted bike seats cause sterility, and that women magically do not have this problem.

 

[HickoryDickory]

His reason for not riding bikes ("I refused to ride the bike due to the seat causing pain to my male genitalia and prostate. I have not rode a Bicycle since then.") Seems to be based on the health concern that improperly adjusted bike seats cause sterility, and that women magically do not have this problem.

No, we just like biking on bumpy paths.

 

[Strelok]

His reason for not riding bikes ("I refused to ride the bike due to the seat causing pain to my male genitalia and prostate. I have not rode a Bicycle since then.") Seems to be based on the health concern that improperly adjusted bike seats cause sterility, and that women magically do not have this problem.

So what'll his excuse be once he lops his balls off? (Yes I know it'll never actually happen but humor me)

 

[Pillow]

I've never learned to ride a bike, but that's mostly because I've never tried.

Over here we learn it at school, we even went to a traffic training park to simulate all kinds of traffic situations. It was a nice way to teach kids (from 7 to 9yo) the basic rules of being a member in the traffic. When I did my car license (which is an expensive and difficult deal over here) I knew at least all the rules, road signs, etc.

 

[EI 903]

So what'll his excuse be once he lops his balls off? (Yes I know it'll never actually happen but humor me)

It'll be the prostate. Pretty sure that isn't involved in a basic de-balling procedure.

 

[Poochinski]

Over here we learn it at school, we even went to a traffic training park to simulate all kinds of traffic situations. It was a nice way to teach kids (from 7 to 9yo) the basic rules of being a member in the traffic, when I did my license (which is an expensive and difficult deal over here) I knew at least all the rules, road signs, etc.

Like... a bike license? Is that a thing where you're from?