9/7/15- Phil stranded at bus station because he has no friends

[Cosmos]

Okay, can someone please explain Phil's obsession with getting shitty tattoos to me? Why is he constantly bitching about being poor and homeless before dropping all of the money he has on tattoos?

 

[Trombonista]

Okay, can someone please explain Phil's obsession with getting shitty tattoos to me? Why is he constantly bitching about being poor and homeless before dropping all of the money he has on tattoos?

Depends. Do you want an explanation more elaborate than "autism?"

 

[Erubetie]

It's the same reason he's obsessed with bicycles, street signs, Maoism, and adding even more exotic, hard-to-pronounce, impossible to spell names to his ever expanding Spudler's List.

 

[Coldgrip]

Oh fuck, I HOPE he gets that tattooed on his body. The drawing woman's legs are synced up, indicating the bike pedals aren't on opposite ends of the crank. The bike wouldn't function, as one could not pedal it.

Rather appropriate considering he can't actually ride one.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Okay, can someone please explain Phil's obsession with getting shitty tattoos to me? Why is he constantly bitching about being poor and homeless before dropping all of the money he has on tattoos?

Same reason he does all his other dumb shit, more or less. Phil really wants to be special and have attention showered on him but because he's impossibly autistic he can't do it through positive actions. I reckon it all goes back to that drawing of Sasuke shooting McCain - that thing probably got him the most attention of anything he'd ever done in his life up to that point. Since then, he's latched onto anything he thinks will get people to notice him regardless of the consequences.

 

[DNJACK]

Believe it or not most autists do positive actions.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Believe it or not most autists do positive actions.

But not Phil.

 

[tomgirl4life]

at least he's demonstrating a realistic body image. that girl is a little chunky, just like him. she even has her belly pudging over lap.

 

[female heavy]

Okay, can someone please explain Phil's obsession with getting shitty tattoos to me? Why is he constantly bitching about being poor and homeless before dropping all of the money he has on tattoos?

He said its to help cope with self-harm urges, I believe Skarlett confirmed him saying this.

 

[Mogambo]

Looks like he got new transit passes.

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Note the name on the passes. Guess he's going to have to 'live with' Ahuviya a bit longer.

Misandry? "Trust No Man"? So why did he draw a picture of an overweight white man riding a bicycle then? Is Phil finally willing to admit he's not a thin young latina woman? Or is this another one of those things whee the only reasonable answer can be autism?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

He said its to help cope with self-harm urges, I believe Skarlett confirmed him saying this.

Except that as we've seen by his pathetic shallow scratches when pretending to attempt suicide, he doesn't have self-harm urges. I'm guessing that getting tattooed is the closest he can come to getting somebody else to restrain and inflict pain on him. Basically, the tattooist is being tricked into being Phil's non-consenting BDSM partner.

 

[Spooky_Scary]

He said its to help cope with self-harm urges, I believe Skarlett confirmed him saying this.

I thought it was something to the effect of, if he can't get his surgery done now, the tats are the next best thing

 

[tweaker the cat]

Those passes aren't new. Where would they have gotten a San Fransisco transit pass in Portland? Those are their old ones they finally found.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Here's the thing that I just do not get about Hooves. Most (like 99% in my experience) of women who brag about misandry are trans-exclusive separatist feminists (who are gross hatebags in my opinion). So they would extend their misandry to Hooves as much as to anyone else with XY chromosomes.

It's like the Jewish Neo-Nazi dude. Or Dave Chappelle's sketch about the blind black racist.

 

[Pizza The Hutt]

Looks like he got new transit passes.

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Note the name on the passes. Guess he's going to have to 'live with' Ahuviya a bit longer.

537 friends on his list. Tagged 19 people in a post. One like on the post.

He ain't picking up on the fact that no one gives a shit about him anymore, is he?

 

[Ravenor]

Those passes aren't new. Where would they have gotten a San Fransisco transit pass in Portland? Those are their old ones they finally found.

I'm of the opinion he didn't loose them at all, he was just fishing for a ride and a place to crash, in other words he is being a sponge and trying to fish for opportunities using the only bait available.His own pathetic existence.

 

[EI 903]

537 friends on his list. Tagged 19 people in a post. One like on the post.

He ain't picking up on the fact that no one gives a shit about him anymore, is he?

The Phil Has No Support Left saga is one of the more enjoyable, subtle ones. I eagerly await the resounding silence the next time he threatens suicide.

 

[Ravenor]

The Phil Has No Support Left saga is one of the more enjoyable, subtle ones. I eagerly await the resounding silence the next time he threatens suicide.

Yep an having to reset the death clock must be fun.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Looks like he got new transit passes.

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Note the name on the passes. Guess he's going to have to 'live with' Ahuviya a bit longer.

I like the fact that he included the stink lines. Makes it look more realistic than his other tattoos.

 

[FatNero]

It's nice to see Phil taking interest in beloved 1980s Canadian cartoon hero Trust Noman. I don't know if I'd ever go so far as to get a tattoo of Noman but I am a fan. I learned a lot about life and the outdoors from the Trust Noman Power Hour.