9/7/15- Phil stranded at bus station because he has no friends

I miss out on so much when I leave work and can't post. Was a lot of fun keeping up though! Have we figured out yet whether Phil is anywhere near the bus station? Or even actually in Portland? As someone said earlier, in chat somebody peeked in at the bus station and couldn't see him but depending on how big it is that may not be an accurate guage.

Have any of our Portland peeps noticed any unusually foul odors wafting nearby?
 
Poor Phil! It's not his fault that he's burned almost all of his bridges and alienated everyone who was willing to help him with his shitty behavior, you guys!

You know, this situation reminds me of an old but still relevant story...

There was once a young shepherd boy who tended his sheep at the foot of a mountain near a dark forest. It was rather lonely for him all day, so he thought upon a plan by which he could get a little company and some excitement. He rushed down towards the village calling out “Wolf, Wolf,” and the villagers came out to meet him, and some of them stopped with him for a considerable time.

This pleased the boy so much that a few days afterwards he tried the same trick, and again the villagers came to his help. But shortly after this a wolf actually did come out from the forest, and began to worry the sheep, and the boy of course cried out “Wolf, Wolf,” still louder than before. But this time the villagers, who had been fooled twice before, thought the boy was again deceiving them, and nobody stirred to come to his help. So the Wolf made a good meal off the boy’s flock, and when the boy complained, the wise man of the village said:

"A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth."
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Looks like he got new transit passes.

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Note the name on the passes. Guess he's going to have to 'live with' Ahuviya a bit longer. :)
 
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So, based on this latest update, is that fucking idiot actually planning on spending MORE money on tattoos, right after whining about needing warm winter clothing and being stranded at the Greyhound bus terminal?
 
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