9/7/15- Phil stranded at bus station because he has no friends

[MY 405]

Those passes aren't new. Where would they have gotten a San Fransisco transit pass in Portland? Those are their old ones they finally found.

I'm of the opinion he didn't loose them at all, he was just fishing for a ride and a place to crash, in other words he is being a sponge and trying to fish for opportunities using the only bait available.His own pathetic existence.

This and this. I have an identical Clipper card. It's for travel on Bay Area Rapid Transit, Muni buses and ferries in the SF Bay Area only. It's utterly useless to you if you're trapped in a Portland bus terminal and it doesn't carry any personalized ID. Looks like that just magically reappeared. Arriba! It's a Translatinx Miracle!

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Phil needs another tattoo like a fish needs a bicycle.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Phil needs another tattoo like a fish needs a bicycle.

A fish would have a better chance of actually riding the bicycle.

 

[Smutley]

Okay, can someone please explain Phil's obsession with getting shitty tattoos to me? Why is he constantly bitching about being poor and homeless before dropping all of the money he has on tattoos?

Other people have mentioned tattoo rational ("keeping himself from cutting", wanting attention, autism), but there's one other puzzle piece. Phil learned about "self care" on Tumblr. To him, self care is doing whatever you want, whenever you want, regardless of the repercussions. You have enough money for a cheap motel room but also really want 3 warm beers and an ice cream sundae?

Well, fuck off motel room, you don't make me feel good!

 

[CornetteFace]

Phil is instant gratification personified. If he comes up with a tattoo idea he wants it NOW NOW NOW! Even if it costs him things that would benefit him long term. But Phil blowing anything that would actually benefit him is nothing new.

 

[Cucky]

Phil needs another tattoo like Phil needs a bicycle.

fix'd

 

[TM Ambrose]

fix'd

Still it is wrong. A bicycle would mean that Phil would have to lug it around with him and probably learn to ride it. Biking burns a lot of calories so he may lose some of his flab. The tattoo just makes him look even more freaky.

 

[Cucky]

probably learn to ride it.

Daaaw, you're so cute!

 

[kobebyarlant]

Phil is literally the only able bodied person I know of who can't ride a bike past the age of 12.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil is literally the only able bodied person I know of who can't ride a bike past the age of 12.

Even literal retards can ride a bike. What is wrong with this defective?

 

[yasscat]

Even literal retards can ride a bike. What is wrong with this defective?

I mean, I don't have time to make a list that extensive...

 

[Axiom]

Phil is literally the only able bodied person I know of who can't ride a bike past the age of 12.

*sheepish* I didn't learn to ride a bike without training wheels til I was about 10/12 years old...

On topic: I honestly wonder how much monetary support ADF has managed to leech from asspatters, straight-up guilt, and terrified 'friends' too scared to ditch him. Now that he's alienated pretty much everyone, he's probably starting to realize the stunning totality of what's happened. I expect we'll see several more begging-for-money posts over the next few months, but the only replies will be 'Why not stop spending money on tattoos?' or Kinny going, '#payingattention and consent hugs!' If even that. He may abandon that tactic and try and find some other avenue of begging for cash. Even if he does ask for donations on the roadside, he'll probably refuse to accept aid from white cishets, men, and suspected Kiwi moles.

 

[galact0r]

Come on Phil, even my friend who is registered blind learned how to ride a bike when he was a child.

Fair enough, he's crashed it a few times, but severe visual impairment didn't stop him trying.

 

[Lemon Vagina]

Do we have any confirmation on where he is now? Assuming he didn't get anywhere begging for money/a place to stay.

I honestly didn't think that the creepy cosplayer with zero artistic talent who added me on Deviantart in my 13-year-old Narutard days would become this notorious. Good job Phil.

 

[Operator Kyoko Sakura]

Even literal retards can ride a bike. What is wrong with this defective?

He's too busy whining about how he's oppressed and moaping in his own self-pity he created to even learn something as slightly productive like riding a bike.

There's "easy as riding a bike" and then there's "that's too difficult for Phil."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What is wrong with [Phil]?

Like someone else said, I doubt sensory overload is the real reason Phil can't ride a bike. If he were to be deprived of his balls, he'd still probably never learn to ride a bike.

Maybe when he tried to learn, he fell over, then ragequit?

 

[Coldgrip]

Like someone else said, I doubt sensory overload is the real reason Phil can't ride a bike. If he were to be deprived of his balls, he'd still probably never learn to ride a bike.

Maybe when he tried to learn, he fell over, then ragequit?

I'm going with his father wanting him to teach him how to ride, Phil tarding out because he's a tard, and years later Phil likes bikes again because some weeaboo shit cartoon character identifies as commie china.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[renewed bike fetish because commie anime character]

Given how Phil changed his pretend identity to Puerto Rican because J-Lo, that's entirely feasible.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Its odd how Phil just tries to become things he likes which makes me curious if it's some kind of narcissism deal where Phil has trouble separating things he enjoys from himself?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Now I'm wondering what silly thing started Phil's (former) fixation on Israel and Judaism?