A collection of generally non-contributive posts in the Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

Anyone have any updates on the Bad Dragon dildo lawsuit?

 

[JT Marlin]

There needs to be a "Law" for this, like Lenz's Law or Murphy's Law or w/e. It sounds like some sort of Law. People who gripe and moan and mock something the loudest and longest are the most likely to be guilty of doing that same thing. What was the name of that one vehemently anti-gay senator who was discovered years later to be leading quite possibly The most homosexual double life imaginable? We could name it after that guy

Larry Craig.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal

Not sure if Larry's Law has the same ring like Godwin's. But I like this idea. Would be a covert way to advertise the farms.

 

[Toolbox]

I posted this already but Violent J's support of his daughter is wholesome in a way.

He did that cringy ass Snakebusters video after she got scammed over some Aliexpress chink seller:

And went to a furry convention with her, being oblivious to the fandom and acting like a goofball:

It's wholesome, because despite being a trailer trash redneck that created a subculture of antisocial low IQ idiots, he tries really hard to be a good father, support his daughter, and he doesn't judge her for her interests. After all, he made a living out of wearing clown makeup, so he's in no place to laugh at people dressing up as animals. Sometimes the ICP is more self-aware and human than people make them out to be.

He's still responsible for just letting his daughter, who was a kid, blindly walk right into this fandom. While he assumedly accompanied her as much as he could to conventions, dissuading the worst, I don't think he's bright enough to realize just how bad things can be for a minor in furrydom or to have looked into it before buying her a fursuit, etc. Wholesome on the surface level, but it just rubs me the wrong way, as it should for anyone with a cursory knowledge of furfag degeneracy and the rampant grooming.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

This Furry shit needs to end there needs to be a national campaign to spay and neuter your furries.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

So what you're saying is, Munchausen by proxy syndrome has mutated into parents encouraging their kids to be furries for ez oppression points?

Oh no no no, some furries are claiming this whole school walk out is fake because it coincidentally lines up with right wing/boomer talking points about furries. Claiming that “KIDS LIKE THEM CANT HATE FURRIES, THE PARENTS MADE THEM LIKE THIS!”

 

[Slav Power]

He's still responsible for just letting his daughter, who was a kid, blindly walk right into this fandom. While he assumedly accompanied her as much as he could to conventions, dissuading the worst, I don't think he's bright enough to realize just how bad things can be for a minor in furrydom or to have looked into it before buying her a fursuit, etc. Wholesome on the surface level, but it just rubs me the wrong way, as it should for anyone with a cursory knowledge of furfag degeneracy and the rampant grooming.

Yeah, I agree. But then again, it's Violent J, he's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. Hopefully through all his redneck naivety he won't let her completely fall into the cesspit of degeneracy.

 

[El-ahrairah]

I would not believe this story except for the fact that is in Utah. Utah has some strange parts to it.

When Mormon kids rebel they either buy coffee and hope no one sees them or they start selling photos of their assholes to strangers on the internet. There's very little in between.

When I was a kid the problem was vampires and it was every bit as outlandish and retarded as the stuff these kids are claiming.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Oh I believe you as an older zoomer. It feels like furries are back with a vengeance now that social media has made them even worse than they were in the 2000s.

At least in the 2000’s you could mock them online and most people outside of the furry fringe (rightfully) thought they were freaks.

Now I’m seeing people online and irl just openly saying they’re a furry, showing off their furshit and fursonaes, and many people treat it like it’s normal. I’m still 100% convinced it’s a fucked up fetish being marketed as wholesome dressing-up.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

At least in the 2000’s you could mock them online and most people outside of the furry fringe (rightfully) thought they were freaks.

Now I’m seeing people online and irl just openly saying they’re a furry, showing off their furshit and fursonaes, and many people treat it like it’s normal. I’m still 100% convinced it’s a fucked up fetish being marketed as wholesome dressing-up.

People these days need a community and from the outside looking in, the furry fandom seems to offer that.

 

[Crunchy Peanut]

Whether or not if this real, or fake. Its autistic if it is real, and its autistic that it genuinely could happen.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

This has to be fake.
Hearing a middle schooler say there are kids running around with furry tail butt plugs in their asses is something I never wanted to hear.
This has to be a Sam Hyde or some other comedian bit.

 

[0 0]

Nah, fuck that. It seems like every furry or furry-ajacent thread has a warning like that. I get not wanting to shit up the thread with irrelevant posts, but it seems like it's more tailored to cater to the actual furries who get butt-hurt and go off the rails and/or report these posts. Furries are all degenerate faggots, and catering to them or treating them with kid gloves, no matter their age, and it leads to repugnant shit like this, with them openly flaunting their faggotry in schools, parades, and cons. Every furry needs to face the fucking wall and enjoy some hot lead injection at the base of their skulls.

You can take the post you've written here, word-for-word, and repost it in any Animal Control thread which has been featured with this same disclaimer and it would still make sense regardless of context beyond that point because you're still not addressing the actual content of the thread, it's just more complaining.

Furry threads are already rife with driveby posts saying nothing of substance, and features make it worse. The number of these posts go down when there's just a dedicated "I hate furries" button. The furries who use this board don't even report driveby posts. In the rare instance a low-content post is reported in a furry thread, it's almost always a longstanding user who frequents other boards entirely because the frequenters of Animal Control are used to it but users who aren't regulars don't enjoy sifting through dozens of posts which all say the same thing of little substance.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

not gonna lie if the school is that helpless to do anything i would not be surprised if some kids are just joining in simply for the sake of fucking with people. i know back when i was in school we used to do stuff like this when our school had costume day.

i do wonder what the source of the furries in this case is though you do not usually get more than like 3 furries per school usually you might get some of those extra weird kids who think they are dogs or the ones who just copy whoever they are friends with but actual furries are usually low. things could have changed though but i doubt it.

That's the thing about this, if there truly are assaults taking place such as biting, where are the police reports? There is a bigger problem than furries at this school if what is being reported on is true. I kept tabs on the original thread posted in A&N and didn't bother bringing it here. Didn't feel like a furry issue but another Tranny raped my daughter in the bathroom scenario; ie a failure of the public school system again.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

This has to be fake.
Hearing a middle schooler say there are kids running around with furry tail butt plugs in their asses is something I never wanted to hear.
This has to be a Sam Hyde or some other comedian bit.

As others have said, it's happened in the UK: https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/katharine-birbalsingh-kids-cats-ears-tails/ There's an audio recording of a teacher berating a student for questioning that another student could just identify as a cat.

Does that mean it happened in Utah? No, but it's happening elsewhere, and these are just the stories that make the news.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

damn, the school attack thing.... I thought it was just some weirdos with tails but there's whole groups wandering around on all fours. What causes shit like this? How do you fix it?

I think that if this shit keeps up teachers should be allowed to treat them like animals and use a hose on them if they misbehave.

 

[Devout Muslim]

Not sure if Larry's Law has the same ring like Godwin's. But I like this idea. Would be a covert way to advertise the farms.

It’s not a law because sometimes people just hate something. Are all racists secretly black?

Just say “the lady doth protest too much” and move on, no need to contrive a phrase.

 

[Meat Target]

This is perfectly reasonable and will never backfire

Ah, yes, "imagine if thinfgs were reversed!" The words on Conservatism's tombstone.

If you want a vision of the future, Winston, imagine a giant furry dick being forced up a human anus...forever.

The only way you will avoid this is to get extremely mean, extremely quickly.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Ah, yes, "imagine if thinfgs were reversed!" The words on Conservatism's tombstone.

If you want a vision of the future, Winston, imagine a giant furry dick being forced up a human anus...forever.

The only way you will avoid this is to get extremely mean, extremely quickly.

You're not making me see the light by invoking Mutt's Law, I just think you're even more of a retard now.

 

['Ole Dente]

This only occurs in nigger infested schools

You're a nigger infested school

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I’ve come to the conclusion that furries of today are just the cringeworthy version of emo kids from the 2000’s who pretend to not be hipsters. The difference being, is that I kind of miss the emo kids who pretend to not be hipsters.