A documentary studio wants to interview me about cyberbullying

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Tell them to make an account and post a thread like anyone else with questions. If they want to write a fluff piece and fill it with quotes showing how terrible cyberbullies and the Farms are, they can talk to actual "cyberbullies" out in the open and read through hundreds of pages of shitposting, doxing, and counter-questions to get them.

Or if they're too shy for that offer a thread with posting restricted to you, staff, and a couple notable members.

Actually, if we're being serious, this would be a fair way to do things.
Let them step in and confront the community directly. They wanna write a blast piece on what places like this are like? They can see for themselves, do some actual journalism.
@Null, it feels like they want you in a 1 on 1 thing so they can cook you a bit and paint you as some internet supervillian, but if they want to talk about the thing as a whole, they'd need to engage the community at large, not a single administrative piece of it.
It's pretty obvious this is a "look at this monster" kinda deal, so make the fucks work for it.

 

[Cthulu]

Actually, if we're being serious, this would be a fair way to do things.
Let them step in and confront the community directly. They wanna write a blast piece on what places like this are like? They can see for themselves, do some actual journalism.
@Null, it feels like they want you in a 1 on 1 thing so they can cook you a bit and paint you as some internet supervillian, but if they want to talk about the thing as a whole, they'd need to engage the community at large, not a single administrative piece of it.
It's pretty obvious this is a "look at this monster" kinda deal, so make the fucks work for it.

^

 

[DatBepisTho]

Like a few others, idek why they couldn't just dip a toe into the farms. It's not like we've got rabies and we generally spoiler unsavory content.

Can't be any worse than Tumblr.
(/rates self)

 

[The Fool]

I agree with the forum idea. If they're too chickenshit to go through with it, then you know 100% they will try to twist your words in the interview. And in that case you either don't do it or just go there to fuck with them.

 

[LulzKiller]

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5tviht/im_soledad_obrien_journalist_political_talk_show/

She had an AMA recently.

 

[Keystone]

Actually, if we're being serious, this would be a fair way to do things.
Let them step in and confront the community directly. They wanna write a blast piece on what places like this are like? They can see for themselves, do some actual journalism.
@Null, it feels like they want you in a 1 on 1 thing so they can cook you a bit and paint you as some internet supervillian, but if they want to talk about the thing as a whole, they'd need to engage the community at large, not a single administrative piece of it.
It's pretty obvious this is a "look at this monster" kinda deal, so make the fucks work for it.

I like this idea too. Have them come here and talk to us and maybe read some of the threads on our more illustrious cows. I think they'd find we're a lot more supportive and empathetic than we get credit for; and they might just realize () that the people we observe and laugh at deserve it. It'd make it a little harder to spin the story against us if there was a thread with a lot of pages of reasonable responses to whatever they ask. Especially since any normie could come here and read it if they so chose.

 

[Hui]

Wear a BLM t-shirt and just say nigger after every question.

 

[FBongRizzle]

You should ask for a consulting fee and if they're not down tell them to do their own fucking homework instead of asking the internet to do it for them.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Actually, if we're being serious, this would be a fair way to do things.
Let them step in and confront the community directly. They wanna write a blast piece on what places like this are like? They can see for themselves, do some actual journalism.
@Null, it feels like they want you in a 1 on 1 thing so they can cook you a bit and paint you as some internet supervillian, but if they want to talk about the thing as a whole, they'd need to engage the community at large, not a single administrative piece of it.
It's pretty obvious this is a "look at this monster" kinda deal, so make the fucks work for it.

@Null, GO WEARING A SUPERVILLAIN COSTUME COMPLETE WITH A MASK AND A CAPE!!! DO IIITT. It can have a picture of Pepe instead of the Superman symbol. XD

 

[GS 281]

Wear a top hat and talk about six inch fox dicks

 

[FataBataRang]

@Null, GO WEARING A SUPERVILLAIN COSTUME COMPLETE WITH A MASK AND A CAPE!!! DO IIITT. It can have a picture of Pepe instead of the Superman symbol. XD

And make the mask look like this:

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

And make the mask look like this:

Yessss. Lol

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

This place is a water cooler of discussion for a world no different than the news, or a reality TV series, built on a niche foundation of fascinating nobodies who've already put their lives out there. Talking about something that's already been said, or posted, in a confined area I wouldn't really call cyber-bullying. But anyways.
All documentaries have a market in mind, or a narrative to match with the subject, but any good interviewer who's not just some fagool would come into this place and look around first. I'm with what other people have already said. If they want real content they should come in and speak with the entire community - the owner, the users, staff, everybody.

 

[JSGOTI]

My what a catalog of pieces they've done...

 

[FataBataRang]

"Black In America 5: Who Is black In Amerca?"

These guys are so clueless, they did four of those worthless 'documentaries' and still didn't know what a black person is. That's really odd, considering how obviously obsessed with race they are. I've seen actual neo-nazis who didn't sperg about race that much.

If an interview ever does occur, you can expect them to bring up race constantly. Honestly, it's probably not worth it. I for one have had enough of race in politics. Why can't we all just identify as Americans and ditch this divisive bullshit? Not enough oppression points that way, I guess.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Since the interviewer is such a fan of blackness and writing about blacks, I think Null should show up wearing blackface and big baggy jeans and a basketball jersey.

Also talk in ebonics.

 

[Lurkette]

at random points during the interview apologize and say you have to go to the bathroom, then come back wearing a slightly different outfit and insist they tell you what you have changed before continuing on

talk about your struggles as a transethnic black womyn

after every question, ask yourself "what would chris do?", then do that

send in @Feline Darkmage as the intern cuck

 

[Lurkman]

say that those mean old cyberbullies are a bunch of callous meanies that should stop ;'(((( and are fucking nigger faggots and should die tbh and tbf.

 

[Aquinas]

I feel like the best way to shit on them, is to invite them here and have a completely serious and honest discussion

 

[Lorento]

Very calmly and succinctly explain what Kiwi Farms is, what we do, why we do it and what our goals are. When you've got them listening, then you scream, 'Heil Hitler, Race War NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!' and flee the room.