A Kiwi Farms game of FATAL: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

Randall Fragg

Randall Fragg

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FATAL is quite possibly one of the worst RPGs ever created, and a testament to the autism of a single man. It's filled with:
Rape.
Retarded, impossible rules.
A reliance on randomness that means that your character will probably be rolled up as a lice-picker
Rape
Blatant, Loveshy levels of misogyny.
The need to do calculus for determining attacks
Rape
A magic system that has a good chance of causing a pack of gay ogres to materialize and rape you
Hayden Black levels of humor.
And more rape.

In short, it's the autistic game that we need to play. @Splendid Meat Sticks god help his soul, has bravely offered to run a game.
File of Unspeakable Evil: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/1oy7eut575uax/RPG_Books#7r28ltj1w2k5h (Includes a character generator, thank god)
The game would be play by post, because it's impossible to run in real time.
 
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The thing I've always loved about FATAL was that it was the kind of game I always imagined was written by one of the horrible rape zombies from Crossed, but somehow worse.

I don't know how the scheduling or anything is gonna be setup but if things gel with work and stuff I'm down.
 
maybe, maybe not don't know about time (or how to play an RPG)
 
This RPG is the dirty bomb. It will irrevocably contaminate any who come into contact with it. Avoid at all costs; spectate at a minimum safe distance of approximately 250 miles.
 
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Here's the character that the generator spit out.
Character Name: Hereward Fauntleroy Gender: M Race: Human
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 60 Weight: 105 Siblings: 0 Social Class: Slave
Age: 19 Max Age: 110 Eyes: Blue Skin Color: Tan
Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: Bastard Hair Color: Auburn Hair Type: Thick, wavy, oily
Hair Length: 18 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Protruding lower lip
Perceived as altruistic, showing greater concern for others
Birthplace: Village Birthday:5/13/5081
Most Attactive Feature: Legs Most Repulsive Feature: Buttocks
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
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PHYSIQUE: 106 3
Physical Fitness: 120 9 Sprint: 60
Strength: 114 6 Damage: +6% C&J: 63 Bench: 127 DL: 190
Bodily Attractiveness: 81 -10
Health: 112 6 Int/Vom: -6% All: 3 Ill. Imm.: 60%

CHARISMA: 81 -10
Facial: 93 -3 Description: Plain
Vocal: 87 -6 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 64 -21 Description: Abrupt
Rhetoric: 81 -10 Avg. Speech: 135 or 210 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 103 3
Hand-Eye Coordination: 93 -3 Finger Prec: 1/16 inch
Agility: 97 0 CA Bonus: 0 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 115 9 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 109 6 Max Speech: 220 Casting: -4%

INTELLIGENCE: 91 -3
Language: 91 -3 #: 2 Vocab: Conversion
Math: 105 3 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 48 -34
Spatial: 121 12 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 750

WISDOM: 99 0
Drive: 94 -3 Hours Resting: 17
Intuition: 92 -3
Common Sense: 90 -6 Likely to: -
Reflection: 120 9 Earliest memory at: Age 2


Life Points: 23 Unconscious: 4 CA: 10

Piety Points: 100 Magic Points:

Breadth: 30 BMI: 20.5625 BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 10 Morality: 71
You are: Unethical w/Neutral tendencies Neutral w/Moral tendencies

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 57 Choleric: 20 Melancholic: 46 Phlegmatic: 90
Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Sanguine

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 0

Sexual Features:

Manhood Length: 4.38 inches
Manhood Circumference: 5.70 inches
Tongue: 3.00 inches
Areola Diameter: 1.50 inches
Areola Hue: Light
Nipple Length: 0.25 inches
Anal Circumference: 4 inches
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery Score: 51

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: sexual masochism
Illness 2: schizophrenia
Illness 3: schizoid personality disorder
Illness 4: mania

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: eggs
Allergy 2: mammals
Allergy 3: hay fever
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 11
Head Cicumference: 20.61

Heh, the generator actually makes it entertaining to see the kind of useless morons that get spit out. Here's my "backup character", who I'm calling Beavis the Bugbear
Character Name: Berghvatr Steinmarr Gender: M Race: Bugbear
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Puberty
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 69 Weight: 192 Siblings: 4 Social Class: Serf
Age: 19 Max Age: 125 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Fur
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: 2nd
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Light Brown Hair Type: Medium thickness, wavy
Hair Length: 1 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Mole on cheek
Perceived as ending up a victim (dumpee) of love triangles
Birthplace: City Birthday:4/18/5081
Most Attactive Feature: Buttocks Most Repulsive Feature: Waist
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
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PHYSIQUE: 79 -10
Physical Fitness: 56 -25 Sprint: 41
Strength: 163 30 Damage: +30% C&J: 95 Bench: 190 DL: 285
Bodily Attractiveness: 1 -99
Health: 97 0 Int/Vom: +0% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 57

CHARISMA: 64 -21
Facial: 60 -25 Description: But-her-face
Vocal: 46 -34 Description: Scratchy
Kinetic: 89 -6 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 63 -21 Avg. Speech: 120 or 240 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 99 0
Hand-Eye Coordination: 125 12 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch
Agility: 94 -3 CA Bonus: -1 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 99 0 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 80 -10 Max Speech: 170 Casting: +30%

INTELLIGENCE: 87 -6
Language: 50 -29 #: 1 Vocab: Insanity
Math: 93 -3 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 91 -3
Spatial: 115 9 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 500

WISDOM: 81 -10
Drive: 88 -6 Hours Resting: 17
Intuition: 94 -3
Common Sense: 83 -10 Likely to: -
Reflection: 61 -21 Earliest memory at: Age 4


Life Points: 30 Unconscious: 6 CA: 11

Piety Points: 100 Magic Points:

Breadth: 34 BMI: 28.431 BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 37 Morality: 16
You are: Neutral Neutral w/Immoral tendencies

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 19 Choleric: 100 Melancholic: 82 Phlegmatic: 7
Primary Temperament: Choleric Secondary Temperament: Melancholic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 3

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: pyromania
Illness 2: onomatomania
Illness 3: depression
Illness 4: raptophilia

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
None

------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 11
Head Cicumference: 26.22

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 5.75 Manhood Circumference: 5.22963
Anal Circumference Potential: 14 Nipple Length: 0.75
Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Medium
Tongue Size: 4 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 24
 
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You simultaneously are a mammal and are allergic to them. How are you alive?
 
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