A Kiwi Farms game of FATAL: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

[niggers]

Here's the character that the generator spit out.

Spoiler: Heward Flaunteroy

Character Name: Hereward Fauntleroy Gender: M Race: Human
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 60 Weight: 105 Siblings: 0 Social Class: Slave
Age: 19 Max Age: 110 Eyes: Blue Skin Color: Tan
Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: Bastard Hair Color: Auburn Hair Type: Thick, wavy, oily
Hair Length: 18 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Protruding lower lip
Perceived as altruistic, showing greater concern for others
Birthplace: Village Birthday:5/13/5081
Most Attactive Feature: Legs Most Repulsive Feature: Buttocks
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 106 3
Physical Fitness: 120 9 Sprint: 60
Strength: 114 6 Damage: +6% C&J: 63 Bench: 127 DL: 190
Bodily Attractiveness: 81 -10
Health: 112 6 Int/Vom: -6% All: 3 Ill. Imm.: 60%

CHARISMA: 81 -10
Facial: 93 -3 Description: Plain
Vocal: 87 -6 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 64 -21 Description: Abrupt
Rhetoric: 81 -10 Avg. Speech: 135 or 210 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 103 3
Hand-Eye Coordination: 93 -3 Finger Prec: 1/16 inch
Agility: 97 0 CA Bonus: 0 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 115 9 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 109 6 Max Speech: 220 Casting: -4%

INTELLIGENCE: 91 -3
Language: 91 -3 #: 2 Vocab: Conversion
Math: 105 3 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 48 -34
Spatial: 121 12 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 750

WISDOM: 99 0
Drive: 94 -3 Hours Resting: 17
Intuition: 92 -3
Common Sense: 90 -6 Likely to: -
Reflection: 120 9 Earliest memory at: Age 2


Life Points: 23 Unconscious: 4 CA: 10

Piety Points: 100 Magic Points:

Breadth: 30 BMI: 20.5625 BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 10 Morality: 71
You are: Unethical w/Neutral tendencies Neutral w/Moral tendencies

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 57 Choleric: 20 Melancholic: 46 Phlegmatic: 90
Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Sanguine

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 0

Sexual Features:

Manhood Length: 4.38 inches
Manhood Circumference: 5.70 inches
Tongue: 3.00 inches
Areola Diameter: 1.50 inches
Areola Hue: Light
Nipple Length: 0.25 inches
Anal Circumference: 4 inches
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery Score: 51

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: sexual masochism
Illness 2: schizophrenia
Illness 3: schizoid personality disorder
Illness 4: mania

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: eggs
Allergy 2: mammals
Allergy 3: hay fever
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 11
Head Cicumference: 20.61

Heh, the generator actually makes it entertaining to see the kind of useless morons that get spit out. Here's my "backup character", who I'm calling Beavis the Bugbear

Spoiler: Hark! I request Parchment for Mine Anus

Character Name: Berghvatr Steinmarr Gender: M Race: Bugbear
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Puberty
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 69 Weight: 192 Siblings: 4 Social Class: Serf
Age: 19 Max Age: 125 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Fur
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: 2nd
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Light Brown Hair Type: Medium thickness, wavy
Hair Length: 1 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Mole on cheek
Perceived as ending up a victim (dumpee) of love triangles
Birthplace: City Birthday:4/18/5081
Most Attactive Feature: Buttocks Most Repulsive Feature: Waist
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 79 -10
Physical Fitness: 56 -25 Sprint: 41
Strength: 163 30 Damage: +30% C&J: 95 Bench: 190 DL: 285
Bodily Attractiveness: 1 -99
Health: 97 0 Int/Vom: +0% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 57

CHARISMA: 64 -21
Facial: 60 -25 Description: But-her-face
Vocal: 46 -34 Description: Scratchy
Kinetic: 89 -6 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 63 -21 Avg. Speech: 120 or 240 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 99 0
Hand-Eye Coordination: 125 12 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch
Agility: 94 -3 CA Bonus: -1 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 99 0 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 80 -10 Max Speech: 170 Casting: +30%

INTELLIGENCE: 87 -6
Language: 50 -29 #: 1 Vocab: Insanity
Math: 93 -3 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 91 -3
Spatial: 115 9 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 500

WISDOM: 81 -10
Drive: 88 -6 Hours Resting: 17
Intuition: 94 -3
Common Sense: 83 -10 Likely to: -
Reflection: 61 -21 Earliest memory at: Age 4


Life Points: 30 Unconscious: 6 CA: 11

Piety Points: 100 Magic Points:

Breadth: 34 BMI: 28.431 BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 37 Morality: 16
You are: Neutral Neutral w/Immoral tendencies

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 19 Choleric: 100 Melancholic: 82 Phlegmatic: 7
Primary Temperament: Choleric Secondary Temperament: Melancholic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 3

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: pyromania
Illness 2: onomatomania
Illness 3: depression
Illness 4: raptophilia

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
None

------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 11
Head Cicumference: 26.22

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 5.75 Manhood Circumference: 5.22963
Anal Circumference Potential: 14 Nipple Length: 0.75
Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Medium
Tongue Size: 4 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 24

you literally rolled a chode with that first guy

how do you even play this

what adventures could you possibly go on when your most outstanding feature is having a malformed ass

cant we just play pathfinder like normal basement dwellers

 

[ActualKiwi]

Spoiler: Glaukon

General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Glaukon Gender: M Race: Subterranean Troll
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Child
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 69 Weight: 126 Siblings: 0 Social Class: Slave
Age: 6 Max Age: 150 Eyes: Human Blood Skin Color: Green
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: NA Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Medium thickness, straight
Hair Length: 2 Vision: Near-sightedness, 200 feet
Facial Feature: Big nostrils
Perceived as a waster of money, generous
Birthplace: City Birthday:5/26/5094
Most Attactive Feature: Legs Most Repulsive Feature: Mannerisms
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 61 -21
Physical Fitness: 59 -25 Sprint: 41
Strength: 92 -3 Damage: -3% C&J: 53 Bench: 106 DL: 159
Bodily Attractiveness: 5 -99
Health: 90 -6 Int/Vom: +6% All: 2 Ill. Imm.: 53%

CHARISMA: 55 -25
Facial: 53 -29 Description: Unsightly
Vocal: 75 -13 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 31 -44 Description: Uncouth
Rhetoric: 61 -21 Avg. Speech: 120 or 240 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 56 -25
Hand-Eye Coordination: 56 -25 Finger Prec: 1/8 inch
Agility: 51 -29 CA Bonus: -8 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 54 -29 Deep Sleep Recov: 3
Enunciation: 64 -21 Max Speech: 140 Casting: +60%

INTELLIGENCE: 58 -25
Language: 62 -21 #: 1 Vocab: Preparation
Math: 51 -29 Highest Math: Multiplication
Analytical: 54 -29
Spatial: 68 -17 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 20

WISDOM: 71 -17
Drive: 82 -10 Hours Resting: 18
Intuition: 77 -13
Common Sense: 72 -17 Likely to: Flirt but then get their ass kicked
Reflection: 54 -29 Earliest memory at: Age 5


Life Points: 24 Unconscious: 4 CA: 6

Piety Points: 28 Magic Points:

Breadth: 34 BMI: 18.6578 BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 17 Morality: 30
You are: Neutral w/Unethical tendencies Neutral w/Immoral tendencies

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 43 Choleric: 91 Melancholic: 25 Phlegmatic: 30
Primary Temperament: Choleric Secondary Temperament: Sanguine

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 5

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
None

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: asthma
Allergy 2: eggs
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 6
Head Cicumference: 28.3305

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 9.3725 Manhood Circumference: 12.1889
Anal Circumference Potential: 5 Nipple Length: 0.5
Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Difficult to identify
Tongue Size: 1 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 11

"Areola Hue: Difficult to identify"....oh and I'm allergic to asthma.

 

[Randall Fragg]

You simultaneously are a mammal and are allergic to them. How are you alive?

Thus, the backup character, because I'm sure my character will die within the first 10 minutes of play.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Thus, the backup character, because I'm sure my character will die within the first 10 minutes of play.

Both of your characters are apparently half the manhood length of mine, and would thus lose in a cock-fight.

 

[Sanshain]

I'm astonished at how low people's debauchery scores are thus far, and that nobody rolled a kobold yet.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I'm astonished at how low people's debauchery scores are thus far, and that nobody rolled a kobold yet.

Just for you @Forever Sunrise...a Kobold with a debauchery score of 100 somehow

Spoiler: Kobold!

---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Ucok Gender: M Race: Kobold
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Old Age
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 52 Weight: 90 Siblings: 2 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 35 Max Age: 80 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Silvery White
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: 2nd
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Gray Hair Type: Thick, wavy
Hair Length: 19 Vision: Near-sightedness, 100 feet
Facial Feature: Connected eyebrows
Perceived as dumb and animalistic
Birthplace: Hamlet Birthday:5/23/5065
Most Attactive Feature: Chest Most Repulsive Feature: Legs
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 58 -25
Physical Fitness: 97 0 Sprint: 43
Strength: 50 -29 Damage: -29% C&J: 28 Bench: 57 DL: 85
Bodily Attractiveness: 12 -74
Health: 75 -13 Int/Vom: +13% All: 4 Ill. Imm.: 49%

CHARISMA: 81 -10
Facial: 68 -17 Description: Homely
Vocal: 80 -10 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 68 -17 Description: Awkward
Rhetoric: 108 3 Avg. Speech: 152 or 187 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 83 -10
Hand-Eye Coordination: 100 0 Finger Prec: 1/16 inch
Agility: 69 -17 CA Bonus: -5 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 62 -21 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 101 0 Max Speech: 200 Casting: No modifier

INTELLIGENCE: 121 12
Language: 100 0 #: 3 Vocab: Instantaneous
Math: 102 0 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 154 25
Spatial: 128 14 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 1000

WISDOM: 106 3
Drive: 75 -13 Hours Resting: 18
Intuition: 92 -3
Common Sense: 104 3 Likely to: -
Reflection: 153 25 Earliest memory at: Age 1


Life Points: 8 Unconscious: 1 CA: 5

Piety Points: 1 Magic Points:

Breadth: 26 BMI: 23.4652 BMI Status: Overweight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 58 Morality: 1
You are: Neutral Immoral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 17 Choleric: 100 Melancholic: 64 Phlegmatic: 72
Primary Temperament: Choleric Secondary Temperament: Phlegmatic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 4

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: phobia: Tuberculophobia - Fear of tuberculosis
Illness 2: noctomania
Illness 3: sexual sadism
Illness 4: depression

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: asthma
Allergy 2: eggs
Allergy 3: bee-stings
Allergy 4: hay fever
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 9
Head Cicumference: 22.58

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 4.63667 Manhood Circumference: 3.11352
Anal Circumference Potential: 5 Nipple Length: 0.25
Areola Diameter: 1.5 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 2 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 100

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

I'll roll up a character later I think.

 

[Burned Man]

I'm pretty sure I still have my character from the last time there was talk of FATAL. The little girl that would punch things to death.

 

[Sable]

I might give it a go if there's a generator.

I'll cut off people's manhoods and feed them to the goats.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Can I still join?

EDIT: ROLLIN

Spoiler: Dumbfuck

Character Name: Dumb-Fuck Gender: M Race: Gruagach Ogre
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Venerable
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 97 Weight: 646 Siblings: 0 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 174 Max Age: 200 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Tan
Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: NA Hair Color: White Hair Type: Thick, kinky, oily
Hair Length: 19 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Big ears
Perceived as being dumb
Birthplace: Village Birthday:3/13/4926
Most Attactive Feature: Feet/Hands Most Repulsive Feature: Buttocks
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 55 -25
Physical Fitness: 28 -50 Sprint: 32
Strength: 152 25 Damage: +25% C&J: 88 Bench: 176 DL: 264
Bodily Attractiveness: 1 -99
Health: 42 -38 Int/Vom: +38% All: 4 Ill. Imm.: 35%

CHARISMA: 29 -50
Facial: 16 -64 Description: Deformed
Vocal: 44 -34 Description: Scratchy
Kinetic: 15 -64 Description: Lautish
Rhetoric: 43 -34 Avg. Speech: 100 or 270 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 31 -44
Hand-Eye Coordination: 46 -34 Finger Prec: 1/4 inch
Agility: 14 -64 CA Bonus: -14 Brawl: 1/2 Stand: 8
Reaction Speed: 35 -44 Deep Sleep Recov: 5
Enunciation: 30 -50 Max Speech: 80 Casting: +120%

INTELLIGENCE: 35 -44
Language: 61 -21 #: 1 Vocab: Preparation
Math: 12 -74 Highest Math: Addition
Analytical: 3 -99
Spatial: 64 -21 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 17

WISDOM: 50 -29
Drive: 34 -44 Hours Resting: 22
Intuition: 61 -21
Common Sense: 26 -50 Likely to: Make a pact with an unethical god
Reflection: 79 -10 Earliest memory at: Age 4


Life Points: 29 Unconscious: 5 CA: 1

Piety Points: 1 Magic Points:

Breadth: 43 BMI: 48.4037 BMI Status: Overweight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 42 Morality: 1
You are: Neutral Immoral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 24 Choleric: 100 Melancholic: 36 Phlegmatic: 86
Primary Temperament: Choleric Secondary Temperament: Phlegmatic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 157

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
None

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: asthma
Allergy 2: milk
Allergy 3: dust
Allergy 4: eggs
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Left-handed
Foot Size: 14
Head Cicumference: 31.39

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 8.64917 Manhood Circumference: 9.77788
Anal Circumference Potential: 10 Nipple Length: 1
Areola Diameter: 5 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 6 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 27

 

[ActualKiwi]

I might give it a go if there's a generator.

I'll cut off people's manhoods and feed them to the goats.

yeah there's a generator in the folder linked at the start of the thread

 

[HG 400]

YOU CAN"T MAKE ME DO THIS! I WONT!

DO IT FAGGOT

 

[Surtur]

DO IT FAGGOT

You know, in spite of the fact I have gone over the damn book at least twice, I have the faintest idea how to play the damn game.

 

[Azazel]

So I random rolled in all fields and got this:

Spoiler

Character Name: Jayakatong Gender: M Race: Kobold
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 53 Weight: 77 Siblings: 1 Social Class: Slave
Age: 14 Max Age: 80 Eyes: Blue-gray Skin Color: Silvery White
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: 2nd
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Red Hair Type: Thick, kinky, oily
Hair Length: 19 Vision: Far-sightedness, 3 feet
Facial Feature: Ears above eyebrows
Perceived as having a high mental capacity
Birthplace: City Birthday:11/19/5086
Most Attactive Feature: Feet/Hands Most Repulsive Feature: Hair
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 83 -10
Physical Fitness: 120 9 Sprint: 47
Strength: 36 -44 Damage: -44% C&J: 18 Bench: 36 DL: 54
Bodily Attractiveness: 83 -10
Health: 95 -3 Int/Vom: +3% All: 1 Ill. Imm.: 55%

CHARISMA: 107 3
Facial: 71 -17 Description: Homely
Vocal: 123 12 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 120 9 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 117 9 Avg. Speech: 157 or 182 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 108 3
Hand-Eye Coordination: 129 14 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch
Agility: 67 -17 CA Bonus: -5 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 124 12 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 115 9 Max Speech: 230 Casting: -6%

INTELLIGENCE: 98 0
Language: 98 0 #: 3 Vocab: Instantaneous
Math: 113 6 Highest Math: Geometry
Analytical: 78 -13
Spatial: 104 3 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 250

WISDOM: 92 -3
Drive: 70 -17 Hours Resting: 19
Intuition: 117 9
Common Sense: 85 -6 Likely to: -
Reflection: 98 0 Earliest memory at: Age 3


Life Points: 6 Unconscious: 1 CA: 5

Piety Points: 59 Magic Points:

Breadth: 26 BMI: 19.3254 BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 41 Morality: 2
You are: Neutral Immoral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 60 Choleric: 100 Melancholic: 26 Phlegmatic: 90
Primary Temperament: Choleric Secondary Temperament: Phlegmatic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 3

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
None

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: eggs
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 11
Head Circumference: 23.58

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 4.1075 Manhood Circumference: 4.05
Anal Circumference Potential: 7 Nipple Length: 0.25
Areola Diameter: 1 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 2.5 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 87
----------------------

I think I lost. But at least I don't have any allergies that will immediately kill me.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Dare I ask why there is a stat for head circumference?

I know it's FATAL so I cringe instinctively...

 

[HG 400]

Dare I ask why there is a stat for head circumference?

I know it's FATAL so I cringe instinctively...

You get a small 'discomfort' debuff if you fall outside a 2% margin of difference of your helmet's circumference.

 

[Fallensaint]

Here's the character that the generator spit out.

Spoiler: Heward Flaunteroy

Character Name: Hereward Fauntleroy Gender: M Race: Human
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 60 Weight: 105 Siblings: 0 Social Class: Slave
Age: 19 Max Age: 110 Eyes: Blue Skin Color: Tan
Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: Bastard Hair Color: Auburn Hair Type: Thick, wavy, oily
Hair Length: 18 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Protruding lower lip
Perceived as altruistic, showing greater concern for others
Birthplace: Village Birthday:5/13/5081
Most Attactive Feature: Legs Most Repulsive Feature: Buttocks
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 106 3
Physical Fitness: 120 9 Sprint: 60
Strength: 114 6 Damage: +6% C&J: 63 Bench: 127 DL: 190
Bodily Attractiveness: 81 -10
Health: 112 6 Int/Vom: -6% All: 3 Ill. Imm.: 60%

CHARISMA: 81 -10
Facial: 93 -3 Description: Plain
Vocal: 87 -6 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 64 -21 Description: Abrupt
Rhetoric: 81 -10 Avg. Speech: 135 or 210 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 103 3
Hand-Eye Coordination: 93 -3 Finger Prec: 1/16 inch
Agility: 97 0 CA Bonus: 0 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 115 9 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 109 6 Max Speech: 220 Casting: -4%

INTELLIGENCE: 91 -3
Language: 91 -3 #: 2 Vocab: Conversion
Math: 105 3 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 48 -34
Spatial: 121 12 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 750

WISDOM: 99 0
Drive: 94 -3 Hours Resting: 17
Intuition: 92 -3
Common Sense: 90 -6 Likely to: -
Reflection: 120 9 Earliest memory at: Age 2


Life Points: 23 Unconscious: 4 CA: 10

Piety Points: 100 Magic Points:

Breadth: 30 BMI: 20.5625 BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 10 Morality: 71
You are: Unethical w/Neutral tendencies Neutral w/Moral tendencies

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 57 Choleric: 20 Melancholic: 46 Phlegmatic: 90
Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Sanguine

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 0

Sexual Features:

Manhood Length: 4.38 inches
Manhood Circumference: 5.70 inches
Tongue: 3.00 inches
Areola Diameter: 1.50 inches
Areola Hue: Light
Nipple Length: 0.25 inches
Anal Circumference: 4 inches
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery Score: 51

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: sexual masochism
Illness 2: schizophrenia
Illness 3: schizoid personality disorder
Illness 4: mania

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: eggs
Allergy 2: mammals
Allergy 3: hay fever
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 11
Head Cicumference: 20.61

Heh, the generator actually makes it entertaining to see the kind of useless morons that get spit out. Here's my "backup character", who I'm calling Beavis the Bugbear

Spoiler: Hark! I request Parchment for Mine Anus

Character Name: Berghvatr Steinmarr Gender: M Race: Bugbear
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Puberty
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 69 Weight: 192 Siblings: 4 Social Class: Serf
Age: 19 Max Age: 125 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Fur
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: 2nd
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Light Brown Hair Type: Medium thickness, wavy
Hair Length: 1 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Mole on cheek
Perceived as ending up a victim (dumpee) of love triangles
Birthplace: City Birthday:4/18/5081
Most Attactive Feature: Buttocks Most Repulsive Feature: Waist
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 79 -10
Physical Fitness: 56 -25 Sprint: 41
Strength: 163 30 Damage: +30% C&J: 95 Bench: 190 DL: 285
Bodily Attractiveness: 1 -99
Health: 97 0 Int/Vom: +0% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 57

CHARISMA: 64 -21
Facial: 60 -25 Description: But-her-face
Vocal: 46 -34 Description: Scratchy
Kinetic: 89 -6 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 63 -21 Avg. Speech: 120 or 240 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 99 0
Hand-Eye Coordination: 125 12 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch
Agility: 94 -3 CA Bonus: -1 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 99 0 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 80 -10 Max Speech: 170 Casting: +30%

INTELLIGENCE: 87 -6
Language: 50 -29 #: 1 Vocab: Insanity
Math: 93 -3 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 91 -3
Spatial: 115 9 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 500

WISDOM: 81 -10
Drive: 88 -6 Hours Resting: 17
Intuition: 94 -3
Common Sense: 83 -10 Likely to: -
Reflection: 61 -21 Earliest memory at: Age 4


Life Points: 30 Unconscious: 6 CA: 11

Piety Points: 100 Magic Points:

Breadth: 34 BMI: 28.431 BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 37 Morality: 16
You are: Neutral Neutral w/Immoral tendencies

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 19 Choleric: 100 Melancholic: 82 Phlegmatic: 7
Primary Temperament: Choleric Secondary Temperament: Melancholic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 3

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: pyromania
Illness 2: onomatomania
Illness 3: depression
Illness 4: raptophilia

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
None

------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 11
Head Cicumference: 26.22

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 5.75 Manhood Circumference: 5.22963
Anal Circumference Potential: 14 Nipple Length: 0.75
Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Medium
Tongue Size: 4 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 24

Your penis is wider than it is long. I love this game.

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

Rolled one guy up. He's packing a bit.

Spoiler: Laurence Daniell

Character Name: Laurence Daniell Gender: M Race: Human
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 68 Weight: 137 Siblings: 5 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 17 Max Age: 110 Eyes: Black Skin Color: Tan
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: 5th
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Black Hair Type: Thick, kinky
Hair Length: 20 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Big lips
Perceived as daring, reckless, lewd, untruthful
Birthplace: Village Birthday:9/16/5083
Most Attactive Feature: Buttocks Most Repulsive Feature: Legs
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 108 3
Physical Fitness: 130 14 Sprint: 63
Strength: 99 0 Damage: +0% C&J: 56 Bench: 113 DL: 169
Bodily Attractiveness: 107 3
Health: 99 0 Int/Vom: +0% All: 1 Ill. Imm.: 57

CHARISMA: 111 6
Facial: 93 -3 Description: Plain
Vocal: 122 12 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 111 6 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 119 9 Avg. Speech: 157 or 182 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 98 0
Hand-Eye Coordination: 95 -3 Finger Prec: 1/16 inch
Agility: 93 -3 CA Bonus: -1 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 105 3 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 99 0 Max Speech: 200 Casting: No modifier

INTELLIGENCE: 108 3
Language: 106 3 #: 3 Vocab: Undismayed
Math: 121 12 Highest Math: Geometry
Analytical: 117 9
Spatial: 88 -6 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 125

WISDOM: 93 -3
Drive: 99 0 Hours Resting: 16
Intuition: 81 -10
Common Sense: 105 3 Likely to: -
Reflection: 90 -6 Earliest memory at: Age 3


Life Points: 20 Unconscious: 4 CA: 9

Piety Points: 33 Magic Points:

Breadth: 34 BMI: 20.8878 BMI Status: Healthy weight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 53 Morality: 5
You are: Neutral Immoral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 13 Choleric: 59 Melancholic: 62 Phlegmatic: 8
Primary Temperament: Melancholic Secondary Temperament: Choleric

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 5

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: avoidant personality disorder
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: milk
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 9
Head Cicumference: 22.99

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 7.53667 Manhood Circumference: 6.40617
Anal Circumference Potential: 5 Nipple Length: 0.5
Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 0.5 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 65

and this guy too

Spoiler: Head-Beater

Character Name: Head-Beater Gender: M Race: Ogre
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Middle Age
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 104 Weight: 719 Siblings: 0 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 82 Max Age: 200 Eyes: Gray Skin Color: Medium
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: NA Hair Color: Black w/ some gray Hair Type: Medium thickness, wavy, oily
Hair Length: 13 Vision: Far-sightedness, 3 feet
Facial Feature: Long eyelashes
Perceived as proud, vainglorious, audacious
Birthplace: Hamlet Birthday:5/9/5018
Most Attactive Feature: Chest Most Repulsive Feature: Buttocks
Appearance:
Notes:

----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 168 30
Physical Fitness: 119 9 Sprint: 69
Strength: 414 105 Damage: +105% C&J: 238 Bench: 476 DL: 714
Bodily Attractiveness: 55 -25
Health: 87 -6 Int/Vom: +6% All: 1 Ill. Imm.: 53%

CHARISMA: 72 -17
Facial: 81 -10 Description: Plain
Vocal: 70 -17 Description: Always says 'uh' or 'um'
Kinetic: 51 -29 Description: Bungling
Rhetoric: 87 -6 Avg. Speech: 140 or 200 (50%)

DEXTERITY: 42 -38
Hand-Eye Coordination: 23 -56 Finger Prec: 1 inch
Agility: 61 -21 CA Bonus: -6 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 57 -25 Deep Sleep Recov: 3
Enunciation: 27 -50 Max Speech: 80 Casting: +120%

INTELLIGENCE: 73 -13
Language: 58 -25 #: 1 Vocab: Wavering
Math: 105 3 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 44 -34
Spatial: 88 -6 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 125

WISDOM: 87 -6
Drive: 90 -6 Hours Resting: 17
Intuition: 91 -3
Common Sense: 59 -25 Likely to: If a slave, steal from their master
Reflection: 109 6 Earliest memory at: Age 3


Life Points: 54 Unconscious: 10 CA: 7

Piety Points: 44 Magic Points:

Breadth: 46 BMI: 46.8653 BMI Status: Overweight

-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 43 Morality: 36
You are: Neutral Neutral

-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 17 Choleric: 44 Melancholic: 49 Phlegmatic: 100
Primary Temperament: Phlegmatic Secondary Temperament: Melancholic

-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 10

------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: antisocial personality disorder
Illness 2: schizoid personality disorder
Illness 3: depression
Illness 4: sleepwalking disorder

--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: asthma
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 13
Head Cicumference: 33.77

-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 8.66667 Manhood Circumference: 8.54533
Anal Circumference Potential: 6 Nipple Length: 1
Areola Diameter: 4 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 5 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 10

 

[ActualKiwi]

Just realised this part..
"-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 9.3725 Manhood Circumference: 12.1889"
..it's like Glaukon has a paint tin in his pants.. Uber-chode. And appears to somehow still be winning the cock-fight. Yay for RNG

 

[LikeicareKF]

how can something be bad if its got rape in it?