- Joined
- Mar 11, 2015
Not quite, it's very slightly longer than it is wide. Still, this means his penis is almost a perfect sphere.
A Kiwi Farms game of FATAL: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
- Thread starter Randall Fragg
- Start date
- Joined
- May 21, 2015
I'd totally participate, but the use of Calculus is making me hesitant.
EDIT: Mediafire isn't letting me download the folder
EDIT 2: Ok, now it works.
EDIT: Mediafire isn't letting me download the folder
EDIT 2: Ok, now it works.
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- Mar 11, 2015
Fuck, I chose random gender and got a woman. There's no way this is good. At-at least you won't rape me, right guys?
---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Incotera Knyvett Gender: F Race: Human
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 62 Weight: 99 Siblings: 5 Social Class: Slave
Age: 29 Max Age: 110 Eyes: Blue Skin Color: Light
Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: 6th
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Albino Blond Hair Type: Medium thickness, curly, oily
Hair Length: 2 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Baggy skin around eyes
Perceived as weak, easy to bully
Birthplace: Town Birthday:3/16/5071
Most Attactive Feature: Chest Most Repulsive Feature: Hair
Appearance:
Notes:
----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 95 -3
Physical Fitness: 95 -3 Sprint: 53
Strength: 74 -13 Damage: -13% C&J: 42 Bench: 85 DL: 127
Bodily Attractiveness: 105 3
Health: 109 6 Int/Vom: -6% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 60%
CHARISMA: 85 -6
Facial: 67 -17 Description: Homely
Vocal: 107 3 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 80 -10 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 89 -6 Avg. Speech: 140 or 200 (50%)
DEXTERITY: 100 0
Hand-Eye Coordination: 105 3 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch
Agility: 100 0 CA Bonus: 0 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 84 -10 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 114 6 Max Speech: 220 Casting: -4%
INTELLIGENCE: 97 0
Language: 106 3 #: 3 Vocab: Undismayed
Math: 96 -3 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 90 -6
Spatial: 96 -3 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 150
WISDOM: 95 -3
Drive: 94 -3 Hours Resting: 17
Intuition: 110 6
Common Sense: 64 -21 Likely to: Steal from the militia
Reflection: 114 6 Earliest memory at: Age 3
Life Points: 20 Unconscious: 4 CA: 10
Piety Points: 17 Magic Points:
Breadth: 31 BMI: 18.1569 BMI Status: Healthy weight
-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 76 Morality: 36
You are: Neutral w/Ethical tendencies Neutral
-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 46 Choleric: 11 Melancholic: 18 Phlegmatic: 30
Primary Temperament: Sanguine Secondary Temperament: Phlegmatic
-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 2
------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
None
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
None
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Left-handed
Foot Size: 9
Head Cicumference: 18.794
-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 5 Vaginal Depth Potential: 5.78667
Anal Circumference Potential: 6 Nipple Length: 0.5
Cup Size: B Hymen Resistance: 57
Areola Diameter: 1 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 0.5 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 67
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Incotera Knyvett Gender: F Race: Human
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 62 Weight: 99 Siblings: 5 Social Class: Slave
Age: 29 Max Age: 110 Eyes: Blue Skin Color: Light
Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: 6th
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Albino Blond Hair Type: Medium thickness, curly, oily
Hair Length: 2 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Baggy skin around eyes
Perceived as weak, easy to bully
Birthplace: Town Birthday:3/16/5071
Most Attactive Feature: Chest Most Repulsive Feature: Hair
Appearance:
Notes:
----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 95 -3
Physical Fitness: 95 -3 Sprint: 53
Strength: 74 -13 Damage: -13% C&J: 42 Bench: 85 DL: 127
Bodily Attractiveness: 105 3
Health: 109 6 Int/Vom: -6% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 60%
CHARISMA: 85 -6
Facial: 67 -17 Description: Homely
Vocal: 107 3 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 80 -10 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 89 -6 Avg. Speech: 140 or 200 (50%)
DEXTERITY: 100 0
Hand-Eye Coordination: 105 3 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch
Agility: 100 0 CA Bonus: 0 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 84 -10 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 114 6 Max Speech: 220 Casting: -4%
INTELLIGENCE: 97 0
Language: 106 3 #: 3 Vocab: Undismayed
Math: 96 -3 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 90 -6
Spatial: 96 -3 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 150
WISDOM: 95 -3
Drive: 94 -3 Hours Resting: 17
Intuition: 110 6
Common Sense: 64 -21 Likely to: Steal from the militia
Reflection: 114 6 Earliest memory at: Age 3
Life Points: 20 Unconscious: 4 CA: 10
Piety Points: 17 Magic Points:
Breadth: 31 BMI: 18.1569 BMI Status: Healthy weight
-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 76 Morality: 36
You are: Neutral w/Ethical tendencies Neutral
-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 46 Choleric: 11 Melancholic: 18 Phlegmatic: 30
Primary Temperament: Sanguine Secondary Temperament: Phlegmatic
-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 2
------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
None
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
None
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Left-handed
Foot Size: 9
Head Cicumference: 18.794
-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 5 Vaginal Depth Potential: 5.78667
Anal Circumference Potential: 6 Nipple Length: 0.5
Cup Size: B Hymen Resistance: 57
Areola Diameter: 1 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 0.5 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 67
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2015
"-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 9.3725 Manhood Circumference: 12.1889"
...Your character is going to get wrecked.
- Joined
- Jun 18, 2014
Found them.
Just your average run of the mill 10 year old girl. Only she happens to be a depressed narcissistic pyromaniac capable of killing a grown man with her bare hands. Also allergic to bees and mammals but I'm sure that will never come up.
Character Name: Sybil Sewell
Gender: F Race: Human
Player Name:Burned Man
Occupation: None [Daughter of a Berserker]
Age Category: Child
Homeland: Rocheton
Level: 0
Religion: All gods
Height: 48" (4'0")
Weight: 57lb
Siblings: 2
Social Class: Peasant
Age: 10
Max Age: 110
Eyes: Blue
Skin Color: Light
Marital Status: Single
Birth Rank: 1st
Birth Status: Legitimate
Hair Color: Light Brown
Hair Type: Thick, wavy
Hair Length: 5
Vision: Far-sightedness, 3 feet
Facial Feature: Big nose
Perceived as weak and curious
Birthplace: Village
Birthday:7/3/5090
Most Attactive Feature: Hair
Most Repulsive Feature: Waist
Appearance:Big nosed dirty ragamuffin child with hair in a pony tail or something.
notes:She is just a dumb kid, so no funny business. Oh and she will smash your face with little hands of fury.Leader type
peronality, uses others as tools to meet objectives.
LANGUAGES SPOKEN
Sapian
LANGUAGES READ/WRITTEN
Nil
CHARACTER SUBABILITIES
PHYSIQUE: 53 -29
Physical Fitness: 62 -21 Sprint: 34
Strength: 24 -56 Damage: -56% C&J: 11 Bench: 22 DL: 39
Bodily Attractiveness: 59 -25
Health: 69 -17 Int/Vom: +17% All: 2 Ill. Imm.: 47%
CHARISMA: 64 -21
Facial: 76 -13 Description: Plain
Vocal: 55 -25 Description: Monotone
Kinetic: 70 -17 Description: Awkward
Rhetoric: 57 -25 Avg. Speech: 115 or 250 (50%)
DEXTERITY: 77 -13
Hand-Eye Coordination: 56 -25 Finger Prec: 1/8 inch
Agility: 102 - CA Bonus: 0 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 110 6 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 43 -34 Max Speech: 110 Casting: +90%
INTELLIGENCE: 49 -29
Language: 64 -21 #: 1 Vocab: Preparation
Math: 43 -34 Highest Math: Multiplication
Analytical: 34 -44
Spatial: 57 -25 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 15
WISDOM: 84 -10
Drive: 116 9 Hours Resting: 15
Intuition: 81 -10
Common Sense: 72 -17 Likely to: Flirt but then get their ass kicked
Reflection: 70 -17 Earliest memory at: Age 4
Life Points: 11 Unconscious: 2 CA: 10
Piety Points: 100 Magic Points: N/A
Breadth: 24 BMI: 17.4414 BMI Status: Underweight
DISPOSITION
Ethicality: 70 Morality: 14
You are: Neutral Immoral w/Neutral tendencies
TEMPERAMENT
Sanguine: 10 Choleric: 92 Melancholic: 64 Phlegmatic: 5
Primary Temperament: Choleric
Secondary Temperament: Melancholic
MENTAL ILLNESSES
Mental Illness 1: Pyromania
Mental Illness 2: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Mental Illness 3: Depression
Mental Illness 4: Paranoid Personality Disorder
ALLERGIES
Allergy 1: Mammals
Allergy 2: Bee-stings
RARE FEATURES
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 5
Head Cicumference: 18.9235
SEXUAL FEATURES
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 3
Vaginal Depth Potential: 4.6
Anal Circumference Potential: 3
Nipple Length: 0.25
Cup Size: AA Hymen Resistance: 48
Areola Diameter: 1.5 Areola Hue: Medium
Tongue Size: 0.5 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 13
SKILLS INVESTED
Comedy, Buffoonery +1
Comedy, Physical +1
Comedy, Pun, +1
Wrestling +1
Wilderness Lore +1
Brawling, +2
Cooking +1
SENSES INVESTMENT CAPS
Sight, 21 0/2
Smell, 8 0/9
Sound, 9 0/6
Touch, 10 0/7
Taste, 12 0/7
RACE WAR MOTHERFUCKERS
5: BugBear,Black Dwarf, Dark Elf,Kobold,Ogre,Ogre Cliff,Ogre Kin, All Trolls
4: Anakim, Ogre Gru
3:White Dwarf, light Elf
2:Brown Dwarf
1: Humans
EQUIPMENT
A dull faded dress
a pair of worn shoes
underwear
A Flint 2 s.p.
A creepy straw doll
Handwraps made from a torn burlap sack
WEALTH
1 silver piece
BPP AND CA/PART
---------------
Left Foot; 1/1
Right Foot; 1/1
Left Lower Leg; 1/1
Right Lower Leg; 1/1
Left Upper Leg; 3/3
Right Upper Leg; 3/3
Groin; 1/1
Lower Torso ; 6/6
Upper Torso ; 9/9
Left Hand ; 1/1
Right Hand ; 1/1
Left Lower Arm ; 1/1
Right Lower Arm ; 1/1
Left Upper Arm ; 1/1
Right Upper Arm ; 1/1
Face ; 2/2
Head ; 2/2
USEFUL ATTACK ROLLS
-------------------
UNARMED INITIATIVE ROLL
First Attack ; (1d100 + 30)
Engaged ; (1d100 + 6)
BRAWLING
Hit Check ; (3d10 + 2)
Attacks ; Two per Round
WRASSLING
Hit Check ; (3d10 - 27)
Gender: F Race: Human
Player Name:Burned Man
Occupation: None [Daughter of a Berserker]
Age Category: Child
Homeland: Rocheton
Level: 0
Religion: All gods
Height: 48" (4'0")
Weight: 57lb
Siblings: 2
Social Class: Peasant
Age: 10
Max Age: 110
Eyes: Blue
Skin Color: Light
Marital Status: Single
Birth Rank: 1st
Birth Status: Legitimate
Hair Color: Light Brown
Hair Type: Thick, wavy
Hair Length: 5
Vision: Far-sightedness, 3 feet
Facial Feature: Big nose
Perceived as weak and curious
Birthplace: Village
Birthday:7/3/5090
Most Attactive Feature: Hair
Most Repulsive Feature: Waist
Appearance:Big nosed dirty ragamuffin child with hair in a pony tail or something.
notes:She is just a dumb kid, so no funny business. Oh and she will smash your face with little hands of fury.Leader type
peronality, uses others as tools to meet objectives.
LANGUAGES SPOKEN
Sapian
LANGUAGES READ/WRITTEN
Nil
CHARACTER SUBABILITIES
PHYSIQUE: 53 -29
Physical Fitness: 62 -21 Sprint: 34
Strength: 24 -56 Damage: -56% C&J: 11 Bench: 22 DL: 39
Bodily Attractiveness: 59 -25
Health: 69 -17 Int/Vom: +17% All: 2 Ill. Imm.: 47%
CHARISMA: 64 -21
Facial: 76 -13 Description: Plain
Vocal: 55 -25 Description: Monotone
Kinetic: 70 -17 Description: Awkward
Rhetoric: 57 -25 Avg. Speech: 115 or 250 (50%)
DEXTERITY: 77 -13
Hand-Eye Coordination: 56 -25 Finger Prec: 1/8 inch
Agility: 102 - CA Bonus: 0 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 110 6 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 43 -34 Max Speech: 110 Casting: +90%
INTELLIGENCE: 49 -29
Language: 64 -21 #: 1 Vocab: Preparation
Math: 43 -34 Highest Math: Multiplication
Analytical: 34 -44
Spatial: 57 -25 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 15
WISDOM: 84 -10
Drive: 116 9 Hours Resting: 15
Intuition: 81 -10
Common Sense: 72 -17 Likely to: Flirt but then get their ass kicked
Reflection: 70 -17 Earliest memory at: Age 4
Life Points: 11 Unconscious: 2 CA: 10
Piety Points: 100 Magic Points: N/A
Breadth: 24 BMI: 17.4414 BMI Status: Underweight
DISPOSITION
Ethicality: 70 Morality: 14
You are: Neutral Immoral w/Neutral tendencies
TEMPERAMENT
Sanguine: 10 Choleric: 92 Melancholic: 64 Phlegmatic: 5
Primary Temperament: Choleric
Secondary Temperament: Melancholic
MENTAL ILLNESSES
Mental Illness 1: Pyromania
Mental Illness 2: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Mental Illness 3: Depression
Mental Illness 4: Paranoid Personality Disorder
ALLERGIES
Allergy 1: Mammals
Allergy 2: Bee-stings
RARE FEATURES
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 5
Head Cicumference: 18.9235
SEXUAL FEATURES
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 3
Vaginal Depth Potential: 4.6
Anal Circumference Potential: 3
Nipple Length: 0.25
Cup Size: AA Hymen Resistance: 48
Areola Diameter: 1.5 Areola Hue: Medium
Tongue Size: 0.5 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 13
SKILLS INVESTED
Comedy, Buffoonery +1
Comedy, Physical +1
Comedy, Pun, +1
Wrestling +1
Wilderness Lore +1
Brawling, +2
Cooking +1
SENSES INVESTMENT CAPS
Sight, 21 0/2
Smell, 8 0/9
Sound, 9 0/6
Touch, 10 0/7
Taste, 12 0/7
RACE WAR MOTHERFUCKERS
5: BugBear,Black Dwarf, Dark Elf,Kobold,Ogre,Ogre Cliff,Ogre Kin, All Trolls
4: Anakim, Ogre Gru
3:White Dwarf, light Elf
2:Brown Dwarf
1: Humans
EQUIPMENT
A dull faded dress
a pair of worn shoes
underwear
A Flint 2 s.p.
A creepy straw doll
Handwraps made from a torn burlap sack
WEALTH
1 silver piece
BPP AND CA/PART
---------------
Left Foot; 1/1
Right Foot; 1/1
Left Lower Leg; 1/1
Right Lower Leg; 1/1
Left Upper Leg; 3/3
Right Upper Leg; 3/3
Groin; 1/1
Lower Torso ; 6/6
Upper Torso ; 9/9
Left Hand ; 1/1
Right Hand ; 1/1
Left Lower Arm ; 1/1
Right Lower Arm ; 1/1
Left Upper Arm ; 1/1
Right Upper Arm ; 1/1
Face ; 2/2
Head ; 2/2
USEFUL ATTACK ROLLS
-------------------
UNARMED INITIATIVE ROLL
First Attack ; (1d100 + 30)
Engaged ; (1d100 + 6)
BRAWLING
Hit Check ; (3d10 + 2)
Attacks ; Two per Round
WRASSLING
Hit Check ; (3d10 - 27)
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2015
You have to wonder why he thought having "allergic to mammals" applicable to mammalian characters was a good idea..
Also,eesh..both girls are rather...tight, compared to most of the male chars rolled so far (bar the kobolds)
- Joined
- Aug 22, 2014
What the fuck does "Neutral with Immoral Tendencies" mean? Or any "with Tendencies"? I don't think I've ever seen an RPG with an alignment system like that, probably because I barely play RPGs and because it doesn't make sense. I know, I should probably be more bothered by everything else, but just how retarded is this game?
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2015
I assume that's somewhat along the lines of you fit into X but occasionally do a little Y. Like (DND-wise) a Lawful Good character who occasionally acts Chaotic.
- Joined
- Aug 22, 2014
I know. I get what it is trying to say, but it was so poorly worded that it confused the hell out of me. Though what else would I expect from a game that requires you to do calculus to figure things like your anal circumference out.
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2015
"I attack the darkness!" takes on a whole new meaning.
- Joined
- Feb 23, 2015
---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Binhildis Gender: F Race: Black Dwarf
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Venerable
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 42 Weight: 81 Siblings: 0 Social Class: Serf
Age: 913 Max Age: 1000 Eyes: Gray Skin Color: Black
Marital Status: Happily Married Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Medium thickness, curly, oily
Hair Length: 18 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Long eyelashes
Perceived as proud, vainglorious, audacious
Birthplace: City Birthday:3/6/4187
Most Attactive Feature: Hair Most Repulsive Feature: Chest
Appearance:
Notes:
----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 81 -10
Physical Fitness: 104 3 Sprint: 33
Strength: 38 -38 Damage: -38% C&J: 21 Bench: 43 DL: 64
Bodily Attractiveness: 74 -13
Health: 109 6 Int/Vom: -6% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 60%
CHARISMA: 86 -6
Facial: 63 -21 Description: Ill-looking
Vocal: 99 0 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 83 -10 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 102 0 Avg. Speech: 150 or 190 (50%)
DEXTERITY: 99 0
Hand-Eye Coordination: 80 -10 Finger Prec: 1/16 inch
Agility: 88 -6 CA Bonus: -2 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 105 3 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 123 12 Max Speech: 240 Casting: -8%
INTELLIGENCE: 92 -3
Language: 82 -10 #: 2 Vocab: Substantial
Math: 101 0 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 80 -10
Spatial: 107 3 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 250
WISDOM: 102 0
Drive: 106 3 Hours Resting: 16
Intuition: 79 -10
Common Sense: 122 12 Likely to: -
Reflection: 102 0 Earliest memory at: Age 3
Life Points: 17 Unconscious: 3 CA: 8
Piety Points: 100 Magic Points:
Breadth: 25 BMI: 32.3724 BMI Status: Overweight
-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 80 Morality: 37
You are: Neutral w/Ethical tendencies Neutral
-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 4 Choleric: 58 Melancholic: 35 Phlegmatic: 2
Primary Temperament: Choleric Secondary Temperament: Melancholic
-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 1340
------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: nymphomania
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
None
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 6
Head Cicumference: 22.603
-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 5 Vaginal Depth Potential: 3.92
Anal Circumference Potential: 5 Nipple Length: 0.25
Cup Size: A Hymen Resistance: 51
Areola Diameter: 1 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 2.5 Sexuality: Bisexual
Debauchery: 86
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Binhildis Gender: F Race: Black Dwarf
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Venerable
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 42 Weight: 81 Siblings: 0 Social Class: Serf
Age: 913 Max Age: 1000 Eyes: Gray Skin Color: Black
Marital Status: Happily Married Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Medium thickness, curly, oily
Hair Length: 18 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Long eyelashes
Perceived as proud, vainglorious, audacious
Birthplace: City Birthday:3/6/4187
Most Attactive Feature: Hair Most Repulsive Feature: Chest
Appearance:
Notes:
----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 81 -10
Physical Fitness: 104 3 Sprint: 33
Strength: 38 -38 Damage: -38% C&J: 21 Bench: 43 DL: 64
Bodily Attractiveness: 74 -13
Health: 109 6 Int/Vom: -6% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 60%
CHARISMA: 86 -6
Facial: 63 -21 Description: Ill-looking
Vocal: 99 0 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 83 -10 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 102 0 Avg. Speech: 150 or 190 (50%)
DEXTERITY: 99 0
Hand-Eye Coordination: 80 -10 Finger Prec: 1/16 inch
Agility: 88 -6 CA Bonus: -2 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 105 3 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 123 12 Max Speech: 240 Casting: -8%
INTELLIGENCE: 92 -3
Language: 82 -10 #: 2 Vocab: Substantial
Math: 101 0 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 80 -10
Spatial: 107 3 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 250
WISDOM: 102 0
Drive: 106 3 Hours Resting: 16
Intuition: 79 -10
Common Sense: 122 12 Likely to: -
Reflection: 102 0 Earliest memory at: Age 3
Life Points: 17 Unconscious: 3 CA: 8
Piety Points: 100 Magic Points:
Breadth: 25 BMI: 32.3724 BMI Status: Overweight
-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 80 Morality: 37
You are: Neutral w/Ethical tendencies Neutral
-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 4 Choleric: 58 Melancholic: 35 Phlegmatic: 2
Primary Temperament: Choleric Secondary Temperament: Melancholic
-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 1340
------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: nymphomania
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
None
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 6
Head Cicumference: 22.603
-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 5 Vaginal Depth Potential: 3.92
Anal Circumference Potential: 5 Nipple Length: 0.25
Cup Size: A Hymen Resistance: 51
Areola Diameter: 1 Areola Hue: Light
Tongue Size: 2.5 Sexuality: Bisexual
Debauchery: 86
She's 913 years young, with a six inch foot and a twenty inch head!
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- Mar 11, 2015
- Joined
- May 21, 2015
Alright, I rolled up a char. I picked an Ogre because I wanted a heavy hitter. For a kid, he has quite the package. I might roll up another guy when I get the chance so I have more options for pcs.
---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Head-Pounder Gender: M Race: Ogre
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Child
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 84 Weight: 336 Siblings: 0 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 11 Max Age: 200 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Tan
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: NA Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Thick, kinky
Hair Length: 1 Vision: Far-sightedness, 20 feet
Facial Feature: Yellow or unkempt teeth
Perceived as cruel
Birthplace: Hamlet Birthday:5/7/5089
Most Attactive Feature: Feet/Hands Most Repulsive Feature: Eyes
Appearance:
Notes:
----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 77 -13
Physical Fitness: 42 -38 Sprint: 37
Strength: 172 32 Damage: +32% C&J: 98 Bench: 197 DL: 295
Bodily Attractiveness: 1 -99
Health: 95 -3 Int/Vom: +3% All: 1 Ill. Imm.: 55%
CHARISMA: 40 -38
Facial: 38 -38 Description: Uncomely
Vocal: 43 -34 Description: Scratchy
Kinetic: 35 -44 Description: Uncouth
Rhetoric: 47 -34 Avg. Speech: 100 or 270 (50%)
DEXTERITY: 38 -38
Hand-Eye Coordination: 30 -50 Finger Prec: 1/2 inch
Agility: 50 -29 CA Bonus: -8 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 51 -29 Deep Sleep Recov: 3
Enunciation: 22 -56 Max Speech: 70 Casting: +130%
INTELLIGENCE: 33 -44
Language: 45 -34 #: 1 Vocab: Delicious
Math: 14 -64 Highest Math: Addition
Analytical: 14 -64
Spatial: 60 -25 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 15
WISDOM: 67 -17
Drive: 94 -3 Hours Resting: 17
Intuition: 55 -25
Common Sense: 55 -25 Likely to: If a slave, steal from their master
Reflection: 64 -21 Earliest memory at: Age 4
Life Points: 35 Unconscious: 7 CA: 5
Piety Points: 63 Magic Points:
Breadth: 37 BMI: 33.5714 BMI Status: Healthy weight
-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 1 Morality: 1
You are: Unethical Immoral
-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 26 Choleric: 80 Melancholic: 47 Phlegmatic: 76
Primary Temperament: Choleric Secondary Temperament: Phlegmatic
-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 77
------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
None
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: bee-stings
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 7
Head Cicumference: 30.889
-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 10.01 Manhood Circumference: 7.31731
Anal Circumference Potential: 6 Nipple Length: 1
Areola Diameter: 5 Areola Hue: Dark
Tongue Size: 3 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 47
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Head-Pounder Gender: M Race: Ogre
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Child
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 84 Weight: 336 Siblings: 0 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 11 Max Age: 200 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Tan
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: NA Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Thick, kinky
Hair Length: 1 Vision: Far-sightedness, 20 feet
Facial Feature: Yellow or unkempt teeth
Perceived as cruel
Birthplace: Hamlet Birthday:5/7/5089
Most Attactive Feature: Feet/Hands Most Repulsive Feature: Eyes
Appearance:
Notes:
----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 77 -13
Physical Fitness: 42 -38 Sprint: 37
Strength: 172 32 Damage: +32% C&J: 98 Bench: 197 DL: 295
Bodily Attractiveness: 1 -99
Health: 95 -3 Int/Vom: +3% All: 1 Ill. Imm.: 55%
CHARISMA: 40 -38
Facial: 38 -38 Description: Uncomely
Vocal: 43 -34 Description: Scratchy
Kinetic: 35 -44 Description: Uncouth
Rhetoric: 47 -34 Avg. Speech: 100 or 270 (50%)
DEXTERITY: 38 -38
Hand-Eye Coordination: 30 -50 Finger Prec: 1/2 inch
Agility: 50 -29 CA Bonus: -8 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 51 -29 Deep Sleep Recov: 3
Enunciation: 22 -56 Max Speech: 70 Casting: +130%
INTELLIGENCE: 33 -44
Language: 45 -34 #: 1 Vocab: Delicious
Math: 14 -64 Highest Math: Addition
Analytical: 14 -64
Spatial: 60 -25 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 15
WISDOM: 67 -17
Drive: 94 -3 Hours Resting: 17
Intuition: 55 -25
Common Sense: 55 -25 Likely to: If a slave, steal from their master
Reflection: 64 -21 Earliest memory at: Age 4
Life Points: 35 Unconscious: 7 CA: 5
Piety Points: 63 Magic Points:
Breadth: 37 BMI: 33.5714 BMI Status: Healthy weight
-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 1 Morality: 1
You are: Unethical Immoral
-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 26 Choleric: 80 Melancholic: 47 Phlegmatic: 76
Primary Temperament: Choleric Secondary Temperament: Phlegmatic
-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 77
------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
None
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: bee-stings
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 7
Head Cicumference: 30.889
-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Manhood Length: 10.01 Manhood Circumference: 7.31731
Anal Circumference Potential: 6 Nipple Length: 1
Areola Diameter: 5 Areola Hue: Dark
Tongue Size: 3 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 47
- Joined
- Apr 15, 2014
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
For those who would want to play on a more sane system, I am still up for running a forum game using something that does not make me want to shoot everyone named Byron.
- Joined
- Dec 23, 2013
If you actually manage to run this shit, you'll probably be one of the few who have. God speed, you deranged bastard.
- Joined
- Mar 11, 2015
Alright, I typed up a long spergy post, but fuck it. Here are the rules:
And despite my long ass post, try to remember that we're trying to be funny and entertaining (for ourselves and others) with an awful set of rules, so don't take this dumb shit seriously.
- This will be a super combat focused campaign. Expect to spend >90% of the time in combat. This game fucking sucks and the funniest thing is the combat. Otherwise it's just all just awkwardly avoiding being magically compelled to rape virgins or whatever.
- I'm going to slavishly follow the rules, since that's what makes FATAL funny. If I come to a point where the rules are ambiguous or contradictory (which is almost a certainty) I will go with whatever is funniest.
- As an exception to the rule above, if you die, you die. You don't get to come back. I want this to be quick and funny, not to drag on and become an actual campaign or anything, so expect PCs to drop like flies.
- All characters must be 100% random. Use the character generator and choose the random option every time you are prompted. If for some reason you want to roll up a character manually, that's fine too.
- You must post every 24 hours, or we'll just skip over you. If you miss a few turns in a row, your character is removed from the game. December 24th, 25th, 31st, and January 1st are all exceptions.
- I make all the die rolls after chargen.
- Everyone starts with 200 sp, plus any money they get from chargen.
- I'm not going to roll for everyone's initiative every turn, since it could lead to people having to wait for someone else to post instead of just putting their moves out there. Instead, you can submit your move at any point in each 24 hour round, and they're executed in the order they're posted.
- The very first thing that will happen in the campaign is you will all be in a rural tavern that gets attacked. You have been warned.
And despite my long ass post, try to remember that we're trying to be funny and entertaining (for ourselves and others) with an awful set of rules, so don't take this dumb shit seriously.
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
So this is what I rolled
---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Dyripetes Gender: F Race: Subterranean Troll
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Infant
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 7 Weight: 4 Siblings: 4 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 0 Max Age: 150 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Green
Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: 2nd
Birth Status: NA Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Thin, balding, frizzy
Hair Length: 1 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Connected eyebrows
Perceived as dumb and animalistic
Birthplace: Town Birthday:4/3/5100
Most Attactive Feature: Buttocks Most Repulsive Feature: Eyes
Appearance:
Notes:
----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 22 -56
Physical Fitness: 15 -64 Sprint: 8
Strength: 12 -74 Damage: -74% C&J: 4 Bench: 8 DL: 12
Bodily Attractiveness: 1 -99
Health: 63 -21 Int/Vom: +21% All: 3 Ill. Imm.: 45%
CHARISMA: 7 -74
Facial: 1 -99 Description: Monstrous
Vocal: 11 -74 Description: Weak
Kinetic: 4 -99 Description: Degenerate
Rhetoric: 13 -64 Avg. Speech: 20
DEXTERITY: 6 -99
Hand-Eye Coordination: 7 -74 Finger Prec: 6 inches
Agility: 5 -99 CA Bonus: -16 Brawl: 1/4 Stand: 9
Reaction Speed: 5 -99 Deep Sleep Recov: 7
Enunciation: 8 -74 Max Speech: 50 Casting: Unable to chant properly
INTELLIGENCE: 10 -74
Language: 11 -74 #: 0 Vocab: NA
Math: 11 -74 Highest Math: Addition
Analytical: 10 -74
Spatial: 10 -74 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 2
WISDOM: 35 -44
Drive: 44 -34 Hours Resting: 21
Intuition: 76 -13
Common Sense: 10 -74 Likely to: Attempt to lie to their god
Reflection: 11 -74 Earliest memory at: 1 month ago
Life Points: 12 Unconscious: 2 CA: 1
Piety Points: 100 Magic Points:
Breadth: 3 BMI: 57.551 BMI Status: Overweight
-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 1 Morality: 1
You are: Unethical Immoral
-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 1 Choleric: 95 Melancholic: 97 Phlegmatic: 63
Primary Temperament: Melancholic Secondary Temperament: Choleric
-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 43
------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: paranoia
Illness 2: panic disorder
Illness 3: depression
Illness 4: avoidant personality disorder
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: bee-stings
Allergy 2: dust
Allergy 3: hay fever
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 1
Head Cicumference: 11.6578
-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 5 Vaginal Depth Potential: 0.735
Anal Circumference Potential: 5 Nipple Length: 0.5
Cup Size: AA Hymen Resistance: 46
Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Dark
Tongue Size: 1 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 60
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Dyripetes Gender: F Race: Subterranean Troll
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Infant
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 7 Weight: 4 Siblings: 4 Social Class: Peasant
Age: 0 Max Age: 150 Eyes: Brown Skin Color: Green
Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: 2nd
Birth Status: NA Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Thin, balding, frizzy
Hair Length: 1 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Connected eyebrows
Perceived as dumb and animalistic
Birthplace: Town Birthday:4/3/5100
Most Attactive Feature: Buttocks Most Repulsive Feature: Eyes
Appearance:
Notes:
----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
____________________________________________________________________________________
PHYSIQUE: 22 -56
Physical Fitness: 15 -64 Sprint: 8
Strength: 12 -74 Damage: -74% C&J: 4 Bench: 8 DL: 12
Bodily Attractiveness: 1 -99
Health: 63 -21 Int/Vom: +21% All: 3 Ill. Imm.: 45%
CHARISMA: 7 -74
Facial: 1 -99 Description: Monstrous
Vocal: 11 -74 Description: Weak
Kinetic: 4 -99 Description: Degenerate
Rhetoric: 13 -64 Avg. Speech: 20
DEXTERITY: 6 -99
Hand-Eye Coordination: 7 -74 Finger Prec: 6 inches
Agility: 5 -99 CA Bonus: -16 Brawl: 1/4 Stand: 9
Reaction Speed: 5 -99 Deep Sleep Recov: 7
Enunciation: 8 -74 Max Speech: 50 Casting: Unable to chant properly
INTELLIGENCE: 10 -74
Language: 11 -74 #: 0 Vocab: NA
Math: 11 -74 Highest Math: Addition
Analytical: 10 -74
Spatial: 10 -74 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 2
WISDOM: 35 -44
Drive: 44 -34 Hours Resting: 21
Intuition: 76 -13
Common Sense: 10 -74 Likely to: Attempt to lie to their god
Reflection: 11 -74 Earliest memory at: 1 month ago
Life Points: 12 Unconscious: 2 CA: 1
Piety Points: 100 Magic Points:
Breadth: 3 BMI: 57.551 BMI Status: Overweight
-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 1 Morality: 1
You are: Unethical Immoral
-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 1 Choleric: 95 Melancholic: 97 Phlegmatic: 63
Primary Temperament: Melancholic Secondary Temperament: Choleric
-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 43
------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: paranoia
Illness 2: panic disorder
Illness 3: depression
Illness 4: avoidant personality disorder
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
Allergy 1: bee-stings
Allergy 2: dust
Allergy 3: hay fever
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 1
Head Cicumference: 11.6578
-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Vaginal Circumference Potential: 5 Vaginal Depth Potential: 0.735
Anal Circumference Potential: 5 Nipple Length: 0.5
Cup Size: AA Hymen Resistance: 46
Areola Diameter: 2 Areola Hue: Dark
Tongue Size: 1 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 60