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Re: IS A-Log really no better than Chris?
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A-Log is like Chris's fatter brother
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æ said:Both are male.
Both are autistic.
Both are fat to the point of being morbidly obese (although it's generally accepted that A-Log is actually fatter than Chris-Chan).
Both wear glasses.
Both are virgins Nope, not no more. As of April 2012, Chris-chan has lost his virgin with rage status. A-Log, however, is still a virgin.
Despite being virgins, Chris and A-Log nevertheless both claim to be experts when it comes to sex.
Both Chris and A-Log consider pornography to be educational.
Both are in possession of an impressive set of man-tits.
Both make retarded YouTube videos - the only difference being that Chris' videos are actually funny, albeit for the wrong reasons, whereas A-Log's are just boring and irritating.
Both are ronery and friendless.
Both are spoiled and coddled.
Both are unemployed - no, A-Log, that shitty radio show of yours does not count as a real job.
Despite having lofty ideas about their ideal occupations - in Chris' case, comic books, and in A-Log's, voice acting - both have demonstrated extreme reluctance to actively seek work in those fields expecting instead for their dream jobs to just come to them.
Both are grown men still living with their mothers.
Both were academically unsuccessful.
Both have done nothing with the academic qualifications they studied for - Chris has a CADD associate's degree and A-Log has a bachelor's in dramatic arts.
Both have no sense of fashion.
Both were born in the 1980s.
Both are Christians.
Both are sexist.
Both are racist.
Both are homophobic.
Both have a complete inability to spot contradictions in their actions.
Both are lazy, slacking off on their work and demonstrating a complete inability to keep to deadlines.
Both bitch and whine about their trolls.
Both bitch and whine about ED.
Both are ridiculously paranoid about their trolls.
Despite said paranoia, both fall for the same troll plots and schemes, believing everything they read and taking everything at face value.
Both were victims of a guido troll with an alliterative name.
Both of them, rather than accept responsibility for their own actions, instead choose to blame their predicaments on external tormentors.
Both have entire wikis dedicated to following and cataloging their fail.
Both have had or continue to have an unkempt goatee which serves only to highlight their fat, flabby faces.
Both are balding.
Both are EXTREMELY socially awkward.
Both have an inflated sense of their own cleverness, wit, self-importance and entitlement.
Both believe (wrongly) that they are handsome.
Both try to cultivate an image of being the lovable nice guy, when in reality they are quite the opposite.
Both try to play down their negative and undesirable personality traits by claiming that at least they are 'honest' about them.
Both are intellectually on a par with a horny ten-year-old boy.
Both think everyone wants to hear their views.
Both have enormous persecution complexes about their baaaawtism.
Both seem to lack empathy for other people.
Both are completely self-interested, believing the world to revolve around them.
Both hold ridiculous beliefs about how the world works.
Both have stated that they believe that the world would benefit from a holocaust of groups that they consider to be dangerous - Chris wants all gay people to be vaccinated against homosexuality or reprogrammed by the state, but A-Log is more bloodthirsty, believing that every single racist and bigot on the planet should be killed so that race wars will never happen.
Both insist on referring to themselves by their full names, Christian Weston Chandler and Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto.
Both experienced developmental delays as children - A-Log didn't speak until he was five, whereas Chris went through a period of silence where he wouldn't speak at all for many years.
Both do not know what editing is.
Both fail when they intentionally try to be funny.
Both are known to repeat their own material, seemingly in the desperate hope that it'll be funnier the next time they tell it.
Both own a PS3.
Both laugh in the same, stilted, emotionless fake way. "Ha ha ha!"
Both stress sigh and gesticulate in very similar ways, including the use of The Claw Of Fail.
Both suffer from B.O. and use AXE body spray to try and mask their stench. In A-Log's case, people publicly complained that he smelled.
Both are known to mock and ridicule those they view as inferior in order to make themselves appear better, up to and including exhibiting a prejudice against against those with lower functioning forms of autism or other mental handicaps such as Down's syndrome.
Both are often the victims of prank phone calls.
Both are known to make ridiculous threats when they feel that they have been disenfranchised.
Both are cowardly.
Both have disrespected the memories of those who died in the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
Both have spoken on behalf of dead celebrities that they had never met, using the deceased as a mouthpeice for their own self-serving agendas and interests.
Both write awful fanfiction with lots of unnecessary author-service sex scenes.
Both were rightly bullied at school.
Both created highly derivative Sonic fan characters during high school to cope with the stresses of teenage life. However, whereas Sonichu was created to be the best friend Chris never had, A-Log's character, an echidna-succubus named Enchantra, was designed primarily as fap material for the young A-Log and to help him deal with rejection from girls.
Both of their original characters are defined by their utter lack of personality.
Both of their original characters liberally borrow elements from other, previously copyrighted characters.
Both create rule 34 of their own original characters, albeit in different ways - Chris-chan draws, A-Log writes.
Both took their moms to their high school prom as their date.
Both still hold grudges against their high school to this day.
Both blamed a figure of authority from their school days for their current predicaments in life.
Both still wear and highly value their high school rings, despite having long graduated from high school.
Both freely offer their personal information to the Internet at large with little regard to the consequences.
Both spent their 25th birthdays at home, alone, making videos for YouTube. This is doubly ironic as, in a previous commentary about Chris-chan's Future Message video, A-Log mocked Chris for this behavior and stated that he would be doing something a lot better for his 25th.
Both enjoy and by enjoying, ruin for everybody else, typical staples of nerd humor such as Monty Python and Weird Al Yankovic.
Both hope to become famous and/or recognized and are taking the path of least resistance in the hopes of acheiving it.
Both watch and enjoy programing that they are far too old for - including Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon, Sailor Moon and the Samurai Pizza Cats.
Both masturbate over cartoon characters - including Marge Simpson - and apparently see nothing wrong with this.
Both have a fixation on a character from Family Guy - in Chris' case, Meg, in A-Log's case, Lois.
Both have a fixation on a character from Sonic the Hedgehog - in Chris' case, Amy Rose, in A-Log's case, Rouge the Bat.
Both have the same Pokémon poster in their rooms.
Both are unashamed gag thieves, stealing jokes from other media that they enjoy and trying to pass them off as their own.
Both do not understand what a parody is.
Both are known to make references and comparisons to characters, things and events from obscure niche media that they enjoy (cartoons, professional wrestling, old video games), expecting everybody else to automatically understand and get the joke because they get it.
Both have an odd, slightly Norman Bates-esque fixation on their mothers.
Both disagree with their fathers politically.
Both voted for Obama.
Both have used their mothers' credit cards to purchase things that would please them and them alone.
Both greatly overestimate the size and influence of their YouTube fanbase.
Both have implored their audience on YouTube to contact the authorities and have them arrest somebody they personally disliked.
Both have wished God would smite people they personally disliked.
Both have been the subject of Q&A sessions with trolls conducted by their former friends who had grown tired of their shit.
Both play with LEGOs.
Both own plushies of Sonic the Hedgehog.
Both have had material they have submitted published in magazines, in Chris' case Nintendo Power, in A-Log's case, Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin.
Both suck at doing impressions and accents.
Both suck at singing (although it has been argued that Chris, despite being tonedeaf, is actually a technically better singer than A-Log, possessing more range).
Both usually (but not always) begin their videos with a certain phrase, A-Log's being "Greetings and salutations to all..." and Chris' being "Captain's Log..."
Both frequently stammer and stumble over their words.
Both are known to overuse discourse markers when speaking (This is never more evident than in A-Log's overuse of the word 'basically').
Both have been known to make up their own curses and use them in place of normal swear words.
Both have compared themselves to God.
Both are obsessed with entering contests.
Both appear prematurely old due to their slovenly lifestyles, bad dieting and poor wardrobe choices.
Both sometimes use mangled Spanish.
Both have no talents, skills, self-awareness or future.
Both will die alone.
A-Log is like Chris's fatter brother
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artwork when you have terrible fanfiction means you don't get it. Saying that Chris can't sing when you yourself can't do impressions to save your life means you're as delusional as he is. Saying that Chris trying to be funny is pathetic when your standup act is empty of jokes makes you a hypocrite.
