A Null Encounter

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Is this normal

  • yes

    Votes: 59 23.9%

  • no

    Votes: 12 4.9%

  • null why are you accepting free alcohol from strange black men

    Votes: 176 71.3%
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Null said:
I have the strangest life. I think. I don't know if this shit is normal but here's what I just had happen.

I'm walking home from the grocery store for a coffee run. I'm carrying my bags past the little liquor store and this black dude walks out, mid 40s, in sort of street clothes and chains. He hollers out to me and I assume he's homeless so I ignore him, but he aggressively closes the distance. He's not dirty looking, just sort of street, but I'm apprehensive. He's carrying a bag of liquor he just walked out of the store with.

He pulls out two of these cheap plastic single-shot bottles. Peach flavored. He tells me his moms just died and he's having a rough week, but wants to share a shot. Still apprehensive I say I have no cash, thinking he wants to ask me to pay many times more what it's worth if I accept it. He insists it's on him, saying the first person he saw after buying it he was having a shot with over his moms. We do a cheer and down it. It tastes like peach flavored rubbing alcohol and is like 70% Alcohol. He thanks me and I give my commiserations; he walks away. I walk home with a little trophy.

ok inform null, slightly tipsy because I don't drink often and haven't eaten today but just swallowed rubbing alcohol, if this is a normal thing people frequently experience.
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One time I was walking home with a 12 pack of beer. A homeless guy nearby was panhandling and instead of asking for money, he asked for a beer.

He was honest with me. I appreciate honesty. So I said sure and tossed him a beer.
 
RadicalCentrist said:
What is truly shocking to me is the subconscious racism in your account. "Must be homeless" "thinking he must be asking me to pay several times the worth in cash" "dressed street."
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See this? This is why British tourists keep getting murdered in the States. They take a wrong turn into Niggertown, then they think to themselves, "hey, we're all just brothers under the skin, right?"
 
Piss Clam said:
Same thing sorta happened to me. I was catching a bus from VA to DC after hiking the AT for a few hundred miles. I was the only white person on the bus, but a nigger who had a bus pass ( 300 bucks you ride for a few weeks) offered me those airline whiskey bottles he had stockpiled. He was going around filming the US...so what the fuck....got high with him on the way to DC.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DI76mRtSD9g
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A few years ago, I was traveling cross country on amtrak, from Baltimore to Seattle for the Seattle Cannabis Cup. I made friends with a youngish juggalo kid. He was friendly and hilarious (also pretty trashy), and we shared weed at a few stops.

He was aggressively hitting on this pregnant chick across the aisle from us though. He was showing her all of the goofy juggalo hand signs, like "yeah, this one's the down n clowners from east st louis, and this is the blah blah blahs from kansas city".

Heh, fucking juggalos man.
 
It's free booze and those single shot majority percentage alcohols are fucking good. I wouldn't say it's common, but weirder shit's happened. I've never had it happen to me personally, not from total strangers at least.
 
I suppose everybody grieves in different ways.

Misery loves company, right?

To do it right on the street like that is a little odd, but that's a cool/weird way to honor his mother.
 
Marvin said:
One time I was walking home with a 12 pack of beer. A homeless guy nearby was panhandling and instead of asking for money, he asked for a beer.

He was honest with me. I appreciate honesty. So I said sure and tossed him a beer.
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I feel like, if you're buying a pack of beer there's the implicit thought that you're gonna share at least a couple of them. Cool thing of you to to do tbh
 
The Shadow said:
I feel like, if you're buying a pack of beer there's the implicit thought that you're gonna share at least a couple of them. Cool thing of you to to do tbh
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Oh yeah, maybe about 40% of the beer I buy actually reaches my lips.

Though it's not usually the homeless snagging my beers.
 

He made a video with his girlfriend recently.
 
Marvin said:
Idk seems like a pretty run-of-the-mill post to me.
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ILU Marvin, and we actually know each other from IRC, but you have to stop continuously blowing Null. I know you appreciate getting to be be a "Christorical Figure" and all, but stop blowing Null just because he's giving you a platform.

The show of autism in the OP, would have been ridiculed usually, but because its the Supreme Autist writing it, everyone is cheering it.

"Huurhh durhh a stranger approached me, is this unusual, is this real life? hurhh durhh, my life must be something special!"
 
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WellManicuredMan said:
The show of autism in the OP, would have been ridiculed usually, but because its the Supreme Autist writing it, everyone is cheering it.

"Huurhh durhh a stranger approached me, is this unusual, is this real life? hurhh durhh, my life must be something special!"
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Null's life overall has been pretty interesting thus far. This event itself wouldn't be the deciding factor that makes it so.

I don't find his post very unusual because there's a lot of things that seem like urban legends until you experience them in real life.

It's not unusual to ask "did that actually happen?"
 
Marvin said:
Null's life overall has been pretty interesting thus far. This event itself wouldn't be the deciding factor that makes it so.

I don't find his post very unusual because there's a lot of things that seem like urban legends until you experience them in real life.

It's not unusual to ask "did that actually happen?"
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How does it taste? Nulls cock?
You arent even one us of anymore, Youre just another bot.
 
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