Email A Realistic Glimpse of Chris's MHS Days

[Bgheff]

It's surprising a 32 year old man chooses to believe he held a palaver with Death, and the only reason this vision did not come true is because dang dirty trolls killed Bob prematurely.

 

[BlueSpikeLegend]

Wow....
i knew Chris had grown more and more distant from reality, but actually threading to sic his lawyer on someone unless they pay him $X for being trolled is laughable. I'd even bet he values his "damages" in the Millions.

 

[Descent]

Wow....
i knew Chris had grown more and more distant from reality, but actually threading to sic his lawyer on someone unless they pay him $X for being trolled is laughable. I'd even bet he values his "damages" in the Millions.

I vote that we all pay him back in C and W quarters.

Also, it's interesting that Chris says that Bob could have lived past 2015, even though the grim reaper told him in his own dream that he wouldn't. Chris tries to ret-con his own delusions.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

1- I love that he goes from "TAKE EVERYTHING DOWN!" to "Or pay me some money. That's good too." at the drop of a hat.
2- Anyone else kind of surprised by the random "homosexual trolls" stuff? We all know he's homophobic but he hasn't harped on that for awhile. Almost felt like it came out of nowhere.
3- Maybe it's just me but I can't help but notice that even Chris' allies (or at least one time allies) are poor with punctuation use. Almost as much as him.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Pretty much par for the course for Chris here, he's endured some sort of hardship, therefore he's entitled to a payout. I suppose we shouldn't really be surprised with that attitude when he essentially gets paid to have autism, he appears to believe that his life should be 100% contentment, and any deviation from this must result in a cash lump sum.

 

[Some JERK]

3- Maybe it's just me but I can't help but notice that even Chris' allies (or at least one time allies) are poor with punctuation use. Almost as much as him.

Manchester High has a terrible English department, apparently.

I think Chris has been taught by his overly litigious parents that suing people is a valid means of retaliation, rather than an avenue of remedy for damages. In other words, it's not business, it's personal.

 

[Drakodan]

I don't know how much I can agree with the view that the CWCki will ultimately help Chris. At the end of the day, he is claiming a simple fact when he says that the CWCki is the first Google result for 'Christian Weston Chandler', and it is a further fact that this DOES make him near-enough unemployable. This is the one complaint he makes that I can actually get behind, that would make it a lot harder for ANYONE to find gainful employment.

 

[CatParty]

I don't know how much I can agree with the view that the CWCki will ultimately help Chris. At the end of the day, he is claiming a simple fact when he says that the CWCki is the first Google result for 'Christian Weston Chandler', and it is a further fact that this DOES make him near-enough unemployable. This is the one complaint he makes that I can actually get behind, that would make it a lot harder for ANYONE to find gainful employment.

i do not think the cwcki is the thing keeping him from finding a job.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

I don't know how much I can agree with the view that the CWCki will ultimately help Chris. At the end of the day, he is claiming a simple fact when he says that the CWCki is the first Google result for 'Christian Weston Chandler', and it is a further fact that this DOES make him near-enough unemployable. This is the one complaint he makes that I can actually get behind, that would make it a lot harder for ANYONE to find gainful employment.

Chris isn't a jackass because the CWCki exists, the CWCki exists because Chris is a jackass.

 

[Joey Jo-Jo Junior]

I don't know how much I can agree with the view that the CWCki will ultimately help Chris. At the end of the day, he is claiming a simple fact when he says that the CWCki is the first Google result for 'Christian Weston Chandler', and it is a further fact that this DOES make him near-enough unemployable. This is the one complaint he makes that I can actually get behind, that would make it a lot harder for ANYONE to find gainful employment.

He could just stop introducing himself as Christian Weston Chandler, the TRUE creator of Sonichu and Mayor of CWCVille, and just call himself Chris Chandler. Then he wouldnt be googleable as easy.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I don't think the cwcki helps Chris, in as much as I don't think anything can help Chris but Chris himself. When Chris decides he's willing to listen to people's advice, his life will actually improve.

Does the Cwcki stop him from getting a job? Not any job Chris would qualify for. What stops him from getting a job is that he doesn't even apply.

 

[Marvin]

I don't know how much I can agree with the view that the CWCki will ultimately help Chris. At the end of the day, he is claiming a simple fact when he says that the CWCki is the first Google result for 'Christian Weston Chandler', and it is a further fact that this DOES make him near-enough unemployable. This is the one complaint he makes that I can actually get behind, that would make it a lot harder for ANYONE to find gainful employment.

Nah, of all the jobs that Chris is qualified for, none of them are googling their applicants.

 

[Smutley]

Nah, of all the jobs that Chris is qualified for, none of them are googling their applicants.

You might want to change that to, "All of the jobs that Chris has applied for". Since that's only been like four.

 

[Some JERK]

I don't know how much I can agree with the view that the CWCki will ultimately help Chris. At the end of the day, he is claiming a simple fact when he says that the CWCki is the first Google result for 'Christian Weston Chandler', and it is a further fact that this DOES make him near-enough unemployable. This is the one complaint he makes that I can actually get behind, that would make it a lot harder for ANYONE to find gainful employment.

But none of it is untrue. It's like finding a newspaper article outlining some messed up racist cult that your applicant was the leader of. Yeah, it's going to affect their employment prospects, but nobody is seriously blaming the newspaper for that.

 

[Kimmoat]

It's surprising a 32 year old man chooses to believe he held a palaver with Death, and the only reason this vision did not come true is because dang dirty trolls killed Bob prematurely.

Classic chris, ignoring his father's dwindling health in favor of an obscure dream he had.

 

[soIregistered]

Pretty sure he was saying "if it had been my wife Chris had drawn like that, I'd have broken his arms and fingers". Check the email again, he said "he", not "she"

AH! I had totally read that wrong. Allrighty, then.

 

[Thetan]

Nah, of all the jobs that Chris is qualified for, none of them are googling their applicants.

For the kind of jobs that Chris is likely to qualify for, the employers will pretty much take anyone with a pulse. An example of this is traffic control (you know, those guys that stand out on the highway with the little two -sided STOP / Slow signs). Ditto for seasonal and low level construction work. He's just LAZY - period.

 

[A-№1]

I don't think the cwcki helps Chris, in as much as I don't think anything can help Chris but Chris himself.

☝This. The harm that comes to Chris, comes from Chris. The CWCki merely documents it. Case in point: the CWCki didn't make Chris plug a high current coffee maker into an insufficient ampacity extension cord plugged into possibly dodgy house wiring.

And speaking of the house fire, I think its aftermath fairly clearly showed that at least some people here at the CWCki and forums do sort of have Chris' back. To the tune of a thousand dollars or so if I recall correctly. Certainly more than any of his white knights and high school friends and internet gal pals ever did. But while the generous members of the forums gave more to help Chris' material needs in his time of crisis, they also refuse to go along with his bullshit. It's not the CWCki's or the forum's fault Chris prefers empty asspats to actual material aid that comes with constructive criticism.

Nah, of all the jobs that Chris is qualified for, none of them are googling their applicants.

More importantly, the CWCki performs a valuable public service by ensuring Chris won't accidentally get a high responsibility job that he isn't qualified for. Can you imagine the fallout from Chris driving a bus of school children. Or as an armed security guard? Or operating heavy machinery? Or hell, even swinging a hammer? I'm not sure I'd trust him with a broom.

 

[garbageraider]

More importantly, the CWCki performs a valuable public service by ensuring Chris won't accidentally get a high responsibility job that he isn't qualified for. Can you imagine the fallout from Chris driving a bus of school children. Or as an armed security guard? Or operating heavy machinery? Or hell, even swinging a hammer? I'm not sure I'd trust him with a broom.

Christian Weston Chandler is not someone you want to have in a position of responsibility or trust.

 

[Holdek]

The wiki is based around the recorded actions and words provided by one Christian Weston Chandler, of his own free will. Sure, there's some speculation but it is based on what Chris has readily provided himself.

Eh, a lot of it is leaked and hacked stuff.