A Statement Regarding the August 2022 SWAT Hoaxes

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Maybe I'm being too optimistic, but surely if service providers aren't reaching out, it at least means they aren't saying "we've accepted everything unquestioningly as truth so we're denying you this essential infrastructure because muh private company." And if MTG the idiot & police departments aren't reaching out, it's better than them wanting to interview Null (which would suggest they actually believe he's responsible). Frankly I think this'll be buried in the news cycle as quickly as CWC's incest case was. Tucker ignited interest for a day or two tops, and then it returned to the exclusive domain of exceptional individuals on the Internet.
 
Was anything we said a lie?
“It’s ok to bully Keffals because we don’t like him”
Can we do gayops now? I mean we are already getting punished despite not doing so?
99.9% likelihood the person who’s doing the gay ops is a Kiwi, nobody else knows or cares who Keffals is.
 
I never bought the AF gay-op swattings that came from /cow/ claiming AF it's exactly like the same shit they did recently blaming altistic right claiming to be trans it reeks of gay-ops. That being said I don't think it's necessarily one of Keffals people or someone left wing, It could just be an a-political sociopath. Although going back to January it is curious only center left to far right figures are getting swatted.
>Tim Pool
>Fuentes
>Kai
>Dalton
>Rekieta
>Quartering
>Bryson Gray
>Ralph
>Metokur
>Beardson
>PPP
>MTG
>Dick Masterson
The only left wing streamer I know of that got swatted this year was Keffals.
No swatting at all this year for
>Vaush
>Destiny
>Hasan
>Ethan Klein
>Jimmy dore
>Kyle kulinski
>Cenk Uyghur
>Ana kasparian
>Sam ceder
Maybe I'm off, but it does beg the question, Why was Keffals the only left wing streamer swatted this year? Not to mention every single swatting was done with text to speech.
Edit: (If I missed any feel free to make a new list)
Could also be some people just didn't publicise it. They did the smart thing.
In this political landscape, the grift right has a far bigger persecution complex, acts like snowflakes, and wants more attention. Of course they'll be the loudest brats... I'm too used to it.

Matthew Vickers was swatted twice, he didn't publicise the second one. We knew of the first because of his spergy ESL ragepost to a cloutchaser.
Gator was swatted.
Flamenco's family was swatted.
Braxtonne Bell the IP2 janny was swatted.
 
One thing these short-term thinking cretins do not see is if Kiwifarms goes down completely something else will take its place. There's a possibility that the community will fragment and may form their own places with the similar stuff, and a kiwifarms offshoot that's hidden. And there's also a possibility, no matter how miniscule, that if these faggots succeed, a kiwifarms successor hidden behind the deep (or dark) web, will make fun of them in the shadows. Or, worse, do the same gayops they do and encourage trolling plans. After all, different people with different opinions and everything will be in charge.

In short for you turds outside this site, Kiwifarms is a necessary evil, you dipshits, it just makes fun of people and prevents gayops you retards are so afraid of. You break the site, the community will scatter somewhere just like the degenerates who used to belong to tumblr now infest Twitter and proudly show their faggoty shit. And we never know what may happen after that.
 
Mrs. Greene has been a free speech advocate herself and banned from Twitter as well.

No ma'am swatting didn't come from here, we just trying to get the truth out.
Ms. Greene sounds kinda like a dumb cunt, who’s only a “free speech advocate” when she thinks it gets her goodwill from her base, and screeches about a website being banned when she can get away with it.

Just saying.
 
The latest speculation.

So far the authorities don't really believe that we actually did it. While some members of the authorities that are shocked that a place like Kiwi Farms even exists, they are going to conduct an investigation to see who really fucking did it.

The authorities expressed that they don't believe that AltisticRight (a moderator here on Kiwi Farms) did the swatting and the only evidence they have so far is a VPN IP Address and they may look into the metadata of those 911 calls to see if they can even trace them back to their original source. They may also subpoena that VPN provider that owns said IP Address for them to hand over any information they do have.

So far the biggest suspects is either Nick Fuentes or Keffals since they both have a lot of beef with Kiwi Farms for obvious reasons (Nick Fuentes has been suspected of swatting Mister Metokur before in one of Jim's streams before and Keffals may have orchestrated this in an attempt to shut us down).

I don't think we're going to get shut down and this will probably blow over in a couple of weeks.

If you ask me, whoever they find who did it will probably not be associated with Kiwi Farms to begin with. One thing we know about the perpetrator is that they hated MTG for having anti-trans views and expressed this in those 911 calls and also has namedropped Kiwi Farms as a possible attempt to try to get the U.S. Government to shut us down. I think whoever they're going to arrest is some troon looking to start shit anyway.


Ms. Greene sounds kinda like a dumb cunt, who’s only a “free speech advocate” when she thinks it gets her goodwill from her base, and screeches about a website being banned when she can get away with it.

Just saying.
I do know she’s been the biggest MAGA star of the last few years. At least until Kairi Lake won the Arizona primary.
 
The latest speculation.





I do know she’s been the biggest MAGA star of the last few years. At least until Kairi Lake won the Arizona primary.
This was what I was just thinking. There is no way this didn't get kicked up the ladder and, considering this involved a congresswoman, people who actually know things are actually involved. There's no way the feds actually buy this really low-effort ruse.
This is no longer some podunk town swatting of a gamer, there is a very real possibility that trannies once again engineered the perfect contraption for their own destruction. Or the same person/group just doing it to everyone for lulz but they're probably tranny too.
 
Even if the site goes down, the laughter, the cringing, the disgust, the odd species of joy a human being gets from forcing themselves to bare wittness to someone both truly awful to the core and on full embarasing display, can never be undone.

They might try and bury this site, but the feeling of pure elation I've experienced at the expense of people like Keffals and Ralph and Chris-Chan and Yaniv is forever.

It can never be undone.

This site may not last. But the unadulterated humiliation of those individuals is permanently etched into their personal history for all time.
 
I love all the tough-talk from stupid Redditors--who eat their own and many come here and learn how to fucking behave!

There will not be another site like KiwiFarms. If we lose this site, we are fucked from a mostly free speech spot. Our best bets is to get this into the hands of Tim Pool, I shit you not. MTG is on his show all the time. Yeah yeah.

Also, if you haven't already , buy some crypto and donate to this site. The links for popular cryptos are at the bottom and in the Support the Forum
yay tim pool will save us!
Say what you will , he's at least always willing to hear it on both sides. Also I was drunk when writing this last night haha. But yeah. Many angles
 
Null you're honestly one of the most based site/forum owners I've ever came across 100%. :semperfidelis: Anyone else would have rolled over at this point. The fact that they are resorting to such extreme measures to try and shut this place down is very telling. Just a tip for people like Keffals aka Lucas Roberts: If you don't want proof of you doing heinous and disgusting deeds maybe try not fucking doing them. Everyone who isn't in your special echo chamber/grooming discord is laughing at you and will continue laughing at you even if this place was completely wiped from everyone's consciousness.

PL'ing here but I used to admin for a forum about a decade ago that was very like this place. A different dude actually owned it and he'd occasionally pop up here and there but I was basically in charge of running the forum day to day. The reason I bring it up is because we were in a similar situation that Null is in only on a much smaller scale and after a few tries at fighting it eventually the dude who owned the forum just couldn't take it anymore and shut it down. He was so broken that he wouldn't even let me buy the site from him so I could keep running it in his place. It's why I appreciate Null every time he tells them to fuck off and that he's not bending the knee. I only joined recently but I've been a lurker here for years and I'll do my best to support this place any way I can. Who knew a forum that started because of Chris-chan would end up being one of the very few bastions of few speech left these days. Fucking clown world! 🤡
 
dispersing Kiwi Farms user base to the greater internet as a whole is counter intuitive. Containment and Observation where you can have all the retards in one central location to observe them like good lil petrie dish fungi is key.

There's already been at least 3 web sites and god knows how many Discords spun off from this site. Chopping the head off this hydra will only make more appear.
 
Maybe I'm being too optimistic, but surely if service providers aren't reaching out, it at least means they aren't saying "we've accepted everything unquestioningly as truth so we're denying you this essential infrastructure because muh private company." And if MTG the idiot & police departments aren't reaching out, it's better than them wanting to interview Null (which would suggest they actually believe he's responsible). Frankly I think this'll be buried in the news cycle as quickly as CWC's incest case was. Tucker ignited interest for a day or two tops, and then it returned to the exclusive domain of exceptional individuals on the Internet.
Is it really that bad that ISPs aren’t reaching out?
Last weekend I learned that my ISP cut through my backyard storm drain when they put in a cable. Sediment poured into the hole and over the years it has clogged the drain. Do you think my ISP reached out to me to help fix it? Hell no. ISPs are well known for not giving a fuck. All kinds of crazy shit happens over their cables and the DDOS attacks are a drop in the bucket to them because I’m sure the botnet is decentralized.

this extends to companies like Cloudflare that don’t technically have the monopoly of an ISP. Do you think EBay has amazing customer service because they’re worried people will go to Craigslist? Is Facebook worried about small businesses taking out billboards or advertising on TikTok where they have zero target group?
 
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Lets not beat around the bush- the calls would stop as soon as Keffals as deprived from communications.
You know it, I know it, it's a fact. Keffals is behind it and so far he has pulled through with his attack. There might be attacks by his "catboy" sexualised slaves, but those would die down eventally.
Death to Keffals, Allah Akbar.
 
The fact that 90% of this userbase is either obsessed with trannies or are a tranny is enough reason to torch it, but id rather it stay anyways.
Correction: the left is obsessed with trannies, and the.Farms are reacting to that. There are almost no troons, but shitlibs bring them up in every odd conversation like they're relevant. (In the even convos, lefties bring up racism.)
 
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