A Statement Regarding the August 2022 SWAT Hoaxes

[ShoFuKan]

Why do trannies always have to resort to gay-ops? Why can't they just take being laughed at like the side show attractions they are?

 

[Local Fed]

If we end up going down I just want to remind you all that you will never be real women. I will record but not release an acoustic cover of Fall Out Boy's hit song 'Thnks fr th Mmrs' to honour you all.

 

[Just a Humble Farmer]

If the ship goes down:
Fuck niggers.

 

[Thought precriminal]

Jersh should ask Andrew Tate for help. And I'm not even kidding.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

These fascists are really scared by a bunch of archivers and shitposters. I hope Lucas walks into a no go zone in Europe and gets culturally enriched. And his cohorts can die in a fire for all I care. Sorry if I sound pissed

You wanna mess with me, soyboy? I've got a 420/69 KD ratio in Call of Duty and have been trained in bunny hopping across the Mojave. You'd wish for a nuclear winter if you've been through what I have, punk.

 

[The Nothingness]

If this is the end, I don't think I will find another forum of politically incorrect shitposters like the Farms.

Thanks for the memories

 

[ImJustHereForShoeJosh]

Josh if the worst of the worst comes from all of this, will you abandon your internet presence?
I remember you saying something along those lines but if I recall correctly it was in regards to if a lawsuit ever came forth, because if I'm being honest I've grown extremely fond of your weekly friday streams. To the point that I actually not only tolerated, but somehow enjoyed watching you play DOTA 2 despite firmly believing all MOBA's are gay.

If shit hits the fan, stick around lad. Your takes are refreshing and enjoyable, and there are few things left to enjoy on this shit hole we call the lower case i, internet.

 

[veeeeeeeee]

In the reports I've seen, the perpetrator is using a modern text-to-speech voice synthesizer to respond to 911 operators in real time, to where it becomes indistinguishable from human conversation. This façade convinces the operator the call is genuine without compromising the perpetrator's identity.

Imagine being a SWAT agent and you hear Hatsune Miku call in going "doki doki congress lady have a bomb (^‿^) arigato"

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Doomposting, and feelsposting won't get us anywhere.

As others have said, this shit has happened before, and it's always gone away. Let's just wait it out for now, and if it doesn't blow over in a week, or two, we can figure something else out.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

We can’t surrender to terrorism, they can kill the website but they’ll never kill the idea of Kiwi Farms. They’d have to kill all of us. That’s the only way to truly eradicate us, or ideas in general, you have to kill every person who holds the beliefs you loathe or fear. I have guns, that’s not gonna happen, everytime a platform I can say nigger on gets erased I get 200% more radicalized against my enemies.

 

[Kheapathic]

After the nukes launch and the world is desolate; there will be a secret organization, "The Sons of Slobbermutt." You'll know them by the coin they carry and ability to say "nigger" without grimacing. They'll be feared for hunting down and delivering vengeance upon the tranny menace.

 

[frozenrunner]

Why do trannies always have to resort to gay-ops? Why can't they just take being laughed at like the side show attractions they are?

They have personality disorders in addition to being delusional about their sex organs.

 

[Palooka_Joe]

“If”

 

[Spunt]

From Hell's heart I say "nigger" at thee.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

HOLD THE LINE KIWIBROS!

 

[Palooka_Joe]

IF YOU HAVE ANY SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG

“If”

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Hopefully this is not the end of the Farms.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Null I hope you give us an update from upstream. They seem to keep you in the dark often so I'm really curious what their excuses are when they finally get back with you.

 

[Pomniman]

I just want you to know, you're all a bunch of white niggers.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Great, now we'll all have to migrate back to Resetera.com