A Statement Regarding the August 2022 SWAT Hoaxes

[Megaton Punch]

If the site stays up, what about we implement some new rules?

-No doxxing. Yes, finding people's information is trivial, but publicly sharing it rarely makes for good content and it gives crazy people like the swatter more ammo.

-No alogging. Death threats and morbid fantasies should be purged when reported. I'm not sure if this is technically a rule already but I'm pretty sure I've seen people wishing death on cows in a few different threads. It's not a good look.

Doxing is a KF tradition, but I've never liked it. It feels very juvenile and pathetic most of the time, like the internet equivalent of a nerd sticking his tongue out at a bully while hiding behind his mom. The person being doxed almost never even knows it happened, so it's just a way for the powerless to try and fail to feel powerful. Just look at what a fucking loser Zed was for a great example of the kind of person I'm talking about.

I make a personal exception for genuinely awful people who don't deserve to feel safe in their own homes. Not gonna name names, but there are a small number of people like this who hurt everyone they can while under the full protection of an establishment run by psychopaths. Doxing those people is a public service. Doxing DSP because hue hue le wresting game is just sad.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

With how much money gets thrown at Keffals and other grifters that gravitate around him, I would assume it’s an insane fan at work that genuinely believes the hype that KF is trying to kill people by laughing at them.

Keffals catboy, America First catboy, same diff.

 

[Doji]

Nothing makes me happier than the unhappiness of the twitter crowd, I hope the site prevails.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Much respect for trying to keep it alive Jersh.
It is fucking insane the low IQ alliance they've put together.
I noticed you were professionally polite with MTG, but JFC, even with low expectations, those were central african levels of political proficiency from her.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

All trannies are disgusting fat and I would not have sex with them even if they do manage to bring this place down.

 

[Asmobaby]

Trannies ruin everything. There was a MAN in my dressing room on the first day of my new job. My first fucking day. Should have seen this as a sign of things to come...

Komm Susser Tod.

 

[Oxous]

If KF is getting attacked from the left and right, it's not partisan on either. Why is the idea of an archive of watchers and shitposters so threatening to so many entities? The complaint is never that the information here is wrong, just that it's mean.

Sunlight is the best disinfectant, and Kiwi Farms puts sunlight on a lot of people who don't want it.

 

[Le bro]

Is there anyway to find the faggot that faked the swatting?

 

[Moon Cricket]

Let us know if there is any way that we can help/how much you need? I am sure even us autards can cobble some pennies together to support the Farms.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

This is not the end.

 

[STN]

More than that, we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, and endurance produces character, and character produces hope, and hope does not put us to shame, because God's love has been poured into our hearts through the Holy Spirit who has been given to us.

Romans 5:3-5​

 

[Kier]

We survived Vordrak, we have a shot fellas, its bleak, but I have faith in our feeder

 

[EndertheXenocide]

Keffals does seriously need to be taken to court for harassment— ignoring the illegal narcotics being given to minors component of everything.

The Twitter Mafia loves to state: “kiwi farmers are bullying” while in the same breath are doing exactly what every Kiwi Farmer does, by mocking people on the farms/bullying them by posting their account names and trying to dox them:
They’re worse than us because they are being an absolute hypocrite.

We at least will call you ugly, but not be hypocrites by pretending to be some form of vigilante Justice of absolute gender truth like these lolcows are trying to do.

They're trying to dox users? I wonder how many of those individual users have ever made fun of the gunt.

 

[Fools Idol]

Just remember boys not matter what happens, at least you didn't cut off your dick.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

As I mentioned in a private convo… anyone here who thinks MTG’s swatting is justified because of (x) reason, needs to walk away from this site immediately, or have Null boot them. KF is actively anti-swatting and life ruination, and to get on any sort of good side of the law, registration ought to be closed and those who would be even close to being okay with this need to pack their bags. This site is not for you.

We‘re here for you, Null.

 

[Socrates]

We survived Vordrak, we have a shot fellas, its bleak, but I have faith in our feeder

I bet you he had at least some kind of involvement in this

 

[Moccren]

Josh will endure these hard times and bring us many tendies.

 

[Pargon]

Uptime has never felt so good.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Why the fuck is everyone doomposting? How many times have these hypersensitive faggots attempt to "take down" Kiwi farms? This has been going on ever since the christchurch shooting.

Yes but we never had an angry US congresswoman after us, even if she's a idiot. That's why we need to actually be concerned, probably got glowies sniffing around even more now.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Hoping the site survives the initial media blitz. If the place survives a week or so then the media will move on to the next thing to be outraged at.

If 4Chan can survive fucking mass shooters streaming there, there is hope this site can survive a false flag.

In case not though, it was a fun ride

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zc6KUlXP--M