Inactive Aaron Carter - Washed up child star clinging to relevancy, Onlyfans Whore, Pathological Liar, Reformed Drug Addict, Cannabis Farmer, Dog Abuser & Center of Carterverse

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Look at his dirty ass feet, he never showers?
He hasn't changed even one fucking bit, this is a trainwreck now w extra baby
 
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greenvector36 said:
On the top of my head I would say Jerry O'Connell and Ron Howard are the exceptions and made something decent of theirselves. Then again its raindrops compared to the buckets of fuckups that come out of Hollywood
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Mason Reese was one of the other few child actors, along with Jerry and Ron like you mentioned, who never got into drugs and still has money. I put Reese above Ron Howard, since both Ron Howard's parents were in Hollywood, with his father being a producer/director IIRC. Reese is more of a self made man than Ron Howard, who had his Hollywood career set up by his parents (though he is extremely talented).

Mason Reese was one of those weird looking children that had a strange cuteness about him that definitely wasn't going to carry over into adulthood. He must have made the extremely wise decision when he hit puberty and looked in the mirror that he better hold on to some of that child actor money and do something with it, because his career carrying into his adulthood was slim to none.

Not only did he manage to keep from blowing through all of his child acting money on drugs, parties, and women, he also grew it into a small fortune by buying and running a number of successful bars and restaurants.

Last time I checked, he also had a gorgeous girlfriend, something like 27 years his junior, despite being about 4 feet tall and possibly one of the ugliest men in existence.

Seems to have a good personality, though he is friends with Steve Grillo: former, unpaid, 7 year intern on the Howard Stern show, so maybe not cuz Grillo is one of the dumbest men alive.
 
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Why is he flexing with a fucking Hi-Point carbine? It's the cheapest semi-auto you can buy.
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I seen this being pointed out in the comments before but since I know nothing about them guns I'm just curious, what do you get one of these for like $1500? More?

Everything he does is the cheap version of something cool
 
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Clint Howard even made something decent of himself. I read that he sometimes goes to cons and takes pictures with fans and gives autographs. Yeah...he was in that fucking AWFUL Uwe Boll movie, but he was also the Ice Cream Man.

How about Butch Patrick? I've been to a few Antique Shows (themed ones) where he showed up and took pictures with fans and answered questions.

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saralovesjuicyfruit said:
I watched this Youtuber review the Popstar movie a couple months ago.

I had never heard of it back in 2005 when it came out, and in fact I was surprised at the date for an Aaron Carter movie. He was at the height of his popularity in 1999-2000 and when your core fan base is girls between the ages of 8 and 13, 5 or 6 years is a huge gap. It’s the difference between pre-teen and young adult at that age. I would have figured all of his fans would have outgrown it by then.

Another thought I had watching the video: he already seems pretty clearly blitzed on drugs even then.
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I don't know, I'd go crazy if the chicks I were into when I was young were online hookers. Like, how is Aaron freaking Carter on OnlyFans but this chick isn't:

 
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Sex Cannon Lupa said:
I don't know. I'd go crazy if the chicks I was into when I was young were online hookers. Like, how is Aaron freaking Carter is on OnlyFans but this chick isn't:

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Huh off topic but Mikaila played Melina Finch in Wishbone.

For nonAmerican Kiwis Wishbone was a public broadcast children’s television show from 1995-1997, wherein a Jack Russell Terrier daydreams about being the lead character of stories from classic literature. It was played at lots of schools/day cares/libraries/camps.
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Chan the Wizard said:

AARON CARTER SPLITS WITH FIANCEE One Week After Son's Birth​

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Aaron Carter and Fiancee Melanie Martin Split 1 Week After Son's Birth

Aaron Carter and his fiancee Melanie Martin have broken up just one week after they became first-time parents together, and it appears more Carter family drama is to blame for the split.
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Lol. I thought they might eek out a month after the baby was born. Glad she’s getting the baby out of there, too bad she’s a garbage trash fire too.

Maybe Ethan Ralph will be able to beat Aaron Carter in the fatherhood dept in 2022, but Aaron is still winning for now. AC spent a whole six days with his son and probably bought him some diapers, dead beat Ethan is still at 0 days and 0 dollars with his son.
 
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I will give myself a rainbow for this one, but here's hoping that the poor kid gets a name change. Some people who hate their first name go by their middle, but Lyric isn't any better. The poor thing can't even go by Carter without bracing himself for name-calling.
 
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Online Fossil said:
I saw earlier today that he is opening for an incredibly shit Canadian band from the 2000s that is having a reunion tour next year. I knew he had gone crazy but didn’t know he was still performing.

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What’s going on with his lips and cuticles? Like Aaron, can you not apply chapstick and wash your hands before a promo picture?!
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Lol. I thought they might eek out a month after the baby was born. Glad she’s getting the baby out of there, too bad she’s a garbage trash fire too.

Maybe Ethan Ralph will be able to beat Aaron Carter in the fatherhood dept in 2022, but Aaron is still winning for now. AC spent a whole six days with his son and probably bought him some diapers, dead beat Ethan is still at 0 days and 0 dollars with his son.
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Carmen for 90 day is always helping people leave shitty exes! Good for her!
 
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Holy shit, Aaron Carter went downhill big time. Iirc the last time he had any relevancy was like....back in 2000. And even THEN we all made fun of him.

I guess that's just a testament to how no one, no matter how talented they think their child may be, should ever sell them to Hollywood. More often than not, they become super weird and fuck their lives up. At least Macaulay Culkin snapped out of it and got his life together, and his parents are assholes.
 
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