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I cringed when the paint said "stop" and he just kept going...
 
In the past 24 hours, Aaron has uploaded eighteen videos of him walking or riding a bike. I'd imagine the suggestion that his Aunt Sandy lighting a fire under his ass or at the very least guilting him into getting out of the house on Christmas is valid.

He doesn't seem to be up to much, but I'm excited to see what he's got in store for Christmas. I'm genuinely interested in seeing what he gets, if he shares that information that is. I guess it's worth noting that as of this post he's been inactive on YouTube for at least 3 hours -- he is usually up right now so there's a chance he might still believe in Santa.

Let's find out.

Uploaded one week ago, Aaron asks Santa Claus to personally come visit his house this evening, wake him up, and take him for a ride in his sleigh. Aaron is 25.

I've shared this video before. This is a video from 2013 of Aaron asking for photographic proof of Santa Claus.

Another video from 2013 of Aaron stating he doesn't believe in Santa. It seems he's changed his mind since then. Everyone's favorite "Aaronher" opening kicks this one off.

The McCluske's apparently leave "chips and beer" out for Santa Claus. :lol:

Uploaded on Christmas Eve 2013. Aaron tells us what Santa's favorite radio station is when delivering gifts where he lives.

Family traditions for the holidays. Pappy puts on the Santa hat, and grandma reads The Crippled Little Lamb, The Night Before Christmas and The Polar Express. They also listen to Neil Diamond's 1992 Christmas album (RIAA Certified 2x Platinum because fuck music). Aaron also talks about once asking Santa for a bell off of his sleigh, which he received that year -- he says he's suspicious that his grandparents are actually Santa.

(If you're curious about this "crippled lamb" business, it's apparently some book written by Christian charlatan Max Lucado.)

Aaron talks about the Thanksgiving and holiday parades sponsored by HEB, which is Texas' largest grocery store chain.

Aaron sings recites the lyrics to "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer".

"Who's going to watch ABC's 25 Days of Christmas this year? I know I am." - No One, Ever Aaron McCluske

Justification of overeating not only on Thanksgiving, but *gasp* on Christmas too! It's okay Aaron. We're all guilty of it too. :heart-full:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Qay6izUEI
Wherein we learn that Aaron is the only person on the face of the planet who's excited for a radio station to rollover to Christmas-themed programming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vENr-gIV3bw
Love that underhanded shoutout to Carrie.

Merry Chrissmiss. Please Suscribe.
 
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That really is kind of sad.. Nothing Christmasy yet though
 
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Aaron's got a couple of new notable videos today, one of which deals with Christmas.

Either one of two things happened: a gift intended for Aaron has not yet arrived in the mail, or it was delivered but stolen from their front porch by one of those assholes that follows USPS trucks during the holidays stealing shit. That, or his grandparents forgot it was Christmas and just ordered the gift right now. :lol: Either way, kinda shitty news to hear on the holidays. :(

Let's lighten up the mood.

I can't tell what Aaron's schtick is here. For our non-American Kiwi's, the "Whopper" is the primary menu item at the fast food chain Burger King (think of it like the McDonald's Big Mac of that place). "Whataburger" is the same, though it's a franchise localized to the state of Texas.
 
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I love trolling, don't get me wrong, BUT some individuals shouldn't be trolled and should just be left to their own devices. Aaron should be one person that imo should just be left alone. I saw this comment on his most recent video and since then he has not uploaded a single thing. I have no way of telling if its real or just a ween (more then likely the latter) Not sure if his temporary hiatus has anything to do with this comment in particular, but he seems to have a very fragile mind and comments like these shouldn't be directed toward him. Its ok to laugh, but dont poke this guys psyche so hard.


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Edit: The account was made on 12/31/15
 
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