Careercow Adam Sandler

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Feline Darkmage said:
Jack and Jill is actually an expert example of psychological horror because it made me want to fucking kill myself. Prove me wrong.
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I can't. Even my mom, who actually likes some of the later Sandler films, couldn't watch it without getting a headache.


Meowthkip said:
Alimony payments ended January 31st this year.

He is free.
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On top of that, he's one of the leads in Doom Patrol.

the day of UNJUST has come.
 
RumblyTumbly said:
Eh, does Adam Sandler count as a lolcow?

Maker of bad movies, sure, but lolcow? I'm not too sure about that.
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If anyone is the lolcow it's the people who keep giving him tons of money to go on vacations with his friends and fart out a bad movie. Adam Sandler may have lost his ability to make entertaining movies when we were all worrying about how to fix Y2K, but his ability to hustle a movie studio is second to none.
 
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Chuggernaut said:
If anyone is the lolcow it's the people who keep giving him tons of money to go on vacations with his friends and fart out a bad movie. Adam Sandler may have lost his ability to make entertaining movies when we were all worrying about how to fix Y2K, but his ability to hustle a movie studio is second to none.
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I think it's the same thing that happened with Charlie Sheen on Two and Half Men. He found out that he could completely phone it in and it didn't make a difference. It has to be pretty fucking depressing to know that most people can't notice a difference between you actually trying and not giving a single fuck, or worse yet they think you're better when you don't even try.

Whether you liked any of Sandler's comedies at all or not, he was actually decent in the few more serious roles that he's played. Of course there's little reason to do any serious work when you're already wealthy and can make bank regardless of what you shit out. I don't think he's a cow in any sense of the word unless he's sperging out on Twitter or some other shit like that as some celebrities prone to do to let everyone know how woke they are. He has a Twitter, but it looks like he barely posts on it and almost only to promote a show (looks like he's doing a comedy tour) or an appearance he had somewhere. Almost an anti-cow in a sense.

Doesn't excuse the terrible films he's made in the last decade though. I'd secretly love it if this were some even more elaborate Joaquin Phoenix level shit where he's been intentionally making terrible movies as part of a bigger film, but that just isn't happening. Or if it were, the joke has gone on too long to the point where it's no longer funny.
 
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Thinking about this thread reminds me of one of my favorite movie jokes. In the Waterboy, Adam Sandler gets invited to a party when his team wins their first game in years. A girl asks him "Is there a girl you're seeing?"
He looks around and says "I'm seeing a lot of girls. I'm seeing a lot of guys, too."
I wish he'd make jokes that good again.
 
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hey y'all I was just wondering what are your opinions of fat Adam Sandler from that theatrical Masterpiece known as click personally as I'd hate to admit it I'd have to contribute a lot of what I've learned about being open-minded and being body positive to Fat Adam Sandler I first saw the movie when I was 12 years old and my first glimpse of fat Adam Sandler made me nauseous I was repulsed by him I couldn't stand to look at him I still remember all the ill things he made me feel but the more I thought about it the more I realized that all things considered they were people that actually looked like that in real life They were people out there that actually closely resembled the appearance of fat Adam Sandler from the movie Click And it made me think "why am I disgusted by this" Looking at fat Adam Sandler made me have an epiphany and it made me realize that in reality all those people out there that look like fat Adam Sandler we're no better and no worse than me because of the end of the day we're all human and no one should be penalized for having a certain body type Fat people are always the butt it's because we think we're better than them but in reality as I've stated prior we're all equal This is why I am a pro fat Adam Sandler advocate this is why I think we need more Role Models such as a fat Adam Sandler in the modern day Society so this new generation can learn more about being open-minded and not judging people purely based on looks this is why we need more fat Adam Sandler's in the modern day Society
 
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Chuggernaut said:
If anyone is the lolcow it's the people who keep giving him tons of money to go on vacations with his friends and fart out a bad movie. Adam Sandler may have lost his ability to make entertaining movies when we were all worrying about how to fix Y2K, but his ability to hustle a movie studio is second to none.
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The majority of the population is fucking retarded, I know this is an edgy teenage cliche but the fact that these objectively terrible transparent cash grab movies consistently top the charts is just evidence that it really is the case.
 
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hey y'all I was just wondering what are your opinions of fat Adam Sandler from that theatrical Masterpiece known as click personally as I'd hate to admit it I'd have to contribute a lot of what I've learned about being open-minded and being body positive to Fat Adam Sandler I first saw the movie when I was 12 years old and my first glimpse of fat Adam Sandler made me nauseous I was repulsed by him I couldn't stand to look at him I still remember all the ill things he made me feel but the more I thought about it the more I realized that all things considered they were people that actually looked like that in real life They were people out there that actually closely resembled the appearance of fat Adam Sandler from the movie Click And it made me think "why am I disgusted by this" Looking at fat Adam Sandler made me have an epiphany and it made me realize that in reality all those people out there that look like fat Adam Sandler we're no better and no worse than me because of the end of the day we're all human and no one should be penalized for having a certain body type Fat people are always the butt it's because we think we're better than them but in reality as I've stated prior we're all equal This is why I am a pro fat Adam Sandler advocate this is why I think we need more Role Models such as a fat Adam Sandler in the modern day Society so this new generation can learn more about being open-minded and not judging people purely based on looks this is why we need more fat Adam Sandler's in the modern day Society
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That's one hell of a sentence.
 
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