Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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The only show I can think of that the old cast came back and it has some success was Still the Beaver.

The G4 execs should be swinging on their own petards for trying this crap, especially with these absolute nasty pieces of shit as their front facing gimmick
In theory so long as your show isn't incredibly dated/a product of its time and the people involved are willing to at least act like they're the same as they were before it can succeed. There was that one British sci fi show whose name I'm blanking on that came back after a 10-20 year hiatus and had some success until I think the actors got bored and quit again. The problem is, perhaps, this doesn't apply to people who have walked the path of The Woke. Much like most devout Islamic actresses demand they be allowed to wear their hijab on camera even when it makes no sense, wokeness is performative and literally cannot be packed away for the sake of professionalism. They have to make a scene and ruin everything because if they didn't they wouldn't be woke anymore. Like the opposite of the No True Scotsman theory.
 
I still stand a G4 revival could've worked, and actually been better than the original. And, bonus for them, they could've done it without being coomer bait.

People say they don't have anything they could offer than youtubers couldn't, and to that, I say: Budget. G4 had TV money backing their revival, and what did they do with it? The same boring fucking reviews any moron with a screen recorder can do. But they also give Jirard (I don't care if I spelt it wrong, you know who the fuck I mean) God of Work, which, while not phenomenal, was a pretty decent show, all things considered. For fucks sake, it was basically a soy'd up version of ThePunchlineIsMachismo.com, god rest that comic. That's what they had to offer.

Imagine if, instead of just throwing the name Xplay down, they leaned into their advantage being money. Bring back Arena, with prizes. Plenty of loser nerds would love to get on a stage and fight for a couple hundo, or a PS5, or something like that. Players that are good enough to be interesting, but not good enough (or interested) to get into tournaments. Make more shows based on gaming, either as a medium or a culture. A mocumentory series combing through MMOs to 'observe them in their habitats', something like Monster Mazes 'Living as a Bokoblin', more series set in game worlds (or game adjacent worlds). There's plenty of things there that someone even remotely interested in gaming with a third grade level in creative writing could come up with.

Instead, they thought they could rest on the laurels, and pretend like nothing changed, while also removing the TNA, and bringing in lunatics like Frosk, which anyone even passingly familiar with the LoL scene could've told you how that was gonna go.

I know this is all rainbow as fuck, but my point is, G4 wasn't D.O.A. It was killed by letting Frosk open her mouth, and then buried by doing nothing with the money they had.
 
If Adam is so smart, why does he think that getting MATI especially on Twitter solves anything? Nobody including himself gains anything from his asanine rants but somehow it's always his go to for attention seeking or whatever the point of his bullshit is.
If he was truly smart he wouldn't have spent his college years trying to get a BA in English
 
I think one of the only takes Sessler has had that I've ever agreed with is that Nintendo needs to put Miyamoto in the back of the Closet and that his idea of games are too aged and deviant from modern gaming. Seems Nintendo has at least done just that, as games like Breath Of The Wild and Mario Odyssey were largely made by younger more progressive teams that aren't stuck in the past. I honestly think Nintendo has Miyamoto around just for show at this point. The last great game Miyamoto was heavily involved in was Ocarina of time.
 
Only Adam Sessler would chew up and spit out his only fans that used to like him back at the classic G4TV days. A disgusting hateful old fuck Adam Sessler is.

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Adam Sessler is officially a confirmed Nazi that hates Christians and Jews. And hypocritically gamers too. Where's Death when you need him to take his putrid soul away as soon as possible?

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Only Adam Sessler would chew up and spit out his only fans that used to like him back at the classic G4TV days. A disgusting hateful old fuck Adam Sessler is.

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Adam Sessler is officially a confirmed Nazi that hates Christians and Jews. And hypocritically gamers too. Where's Death when you need him to take his putrid soul away as soon as possible?

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wtf man, this guy needs to be thrown off a fucking cliff.
ETA: He makes frosk come off as modest, polite, and sophisticated.

And lol at the Ed McMahon and Star Search insult, really handing 1983 its ass there.
 
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Only Adam Sessler would chew up and spit out his only fans that used to like him back at the classic G4TV days. A disgusting hateful old fuck Adam Sessler is.

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Adam Sessler is officially a confirmed Nazi that hates Christians and Jews. And hypocritically gamers too. Where's Death when you need him to take his putrid soul away as soon as possible?

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How could any executive see this guy's Twitter and think it was a good idea to put him on tv
 
If he was truly smart he wouldn't have spent his college years trying to get a BA in English
Which reminds me
I’m 99% sure he’s so angry at everyone because he wasted his life getting his BA in English and reviewing video games instead of actually doing something productive and meaningful with his pathetic life and he’s lashing at everyone because it’s easier for him to do so than to blame himself for his own mediocrity.
 
If Adam is so smart, why does he think that getting MATI especially on Twitter solves anything? Nobody including himself gains anything from his asanine rants but somehow it's always his go to for attention seeking or whatever the point of his bullshit is.
Remember that he's not only an aging Gen X slacker, but also a failed television host. The number of individuals who remember and care about him is ever-dwindling, much like his hairline was before he gave up on it. Any television host is a narcissist that thrives off of attention. They're basically a demon whose power and existence is derived from being remembered, and it becomes quite dire once they lose their show.

His outrageous behavior and commentary is an attempt to not only stay relevant to his former audience but also to endear himself to a new group. Getting MATI allows him to show what a great person he is with hip and socially acceptable viewpoints, while also engaging in the slacktivism to which he and his generation is so accustomed. It allows him to kill two birds with one stone: get his name out there, while also not taking a remote modicum of effort to do anything.

It's the desperate, futile flailing of a man trying to maintain his sense of identity.
 
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He's really stupid. If he just kept calm he'd be loved by 30 year old gamers everywhere and could be making some sweet nostalgia dollars if he had any business sense.
Nah, he's like a modern game journalist for polygon/kotaku/etc. He's eternally ass-mad that he was never able to move on beyond gaming, he wasn't a gamer and never gave a shit about gaming. He probably hoped his original x-play stint would lead to a career he actually wanted as a journalist or TV host and that never materialized. The only difference between him and the modern game journos, is that he's got 20 years of pent up internal rage over his failure.

Just look at most crappy game journos that work for a company. Every damned one of them wants to be writing for some big name publication, maybe get a TV show, and outside of Jason Schrier who actually does game journalism, it doesn't happen. Instead they think their shitty gaming gig that anyone with half a brain could do(and everyone knows it) will get them to the NYT or something.

Charlie just posted a video the other day proving just how halfassed game journos actually are. Just a simple prompt, and the chat bot spit out an article just like any game "journalist" would. Adam Sessler is still at this level. Wow, he can play a video game and give it a score, whoopdeedoo, so can just about anyone. Oh look, he can read the same fucking press release that 50 other people read and wrote about. It's like being a gas station clerk for decades, and not actually owning the business. He's a fucking failure and everyone, including him knows it.
 
There is something deeply wrong with this retarded faggot. Luckily, we have The Farms to document his unavoidable downward spiral ending in a date with a 12 gauge.

He's an utter failure who couldn't even hack it as a GAMES JOURNO! (Remember, games journos are the rejects and cretins too worthless to be sports journos. Sports journos are the retards who aren't wealthy or well-connected enough to work for the Lugenpresse.)

The best thing to do is just laugh at this moron while he flings his poo all over the place.
 
December 2022 Highlights of Adam Sessler being a delusional woke dick as always.
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Speaking of Adam Sessler being a dick, Adam is having a internet fight against someone criticizing him until he decide to block that user.
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He thinks he knows how to conquer 2023.
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Adam loves the Quarter Pounder's cock.
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He's also a cuck for Taylor Lorenz.
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