Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

[Mikoyan]

Why does Sessler run like he has some sort of device up his ass?
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I'm serious, a ton of Sessler came together for me when I saw that he did public access TV. He probably treats on camera moments as an improv routine and goes for a 'zany hook' to pull attention.

 

[p1138]

I'm serious, a ton of Sessler came together for me when I saw that he did public access TV. He probably treats on camera moments as an improv routine and goes for a 'zany hook' to pull attention.

You know... in a way he almost reminds me of the people who were on channel awesome, left, and are eternally angry their former audience didn't stick with them.

Lashes out at people who used to watch him
Clearly was a no-talent hack who relied on "wacky" nonsense
Did stupid little skits similar to the CA people doing their stupid little skits
Disliked by the management and thought he had more pull than he really did

I have no idea what he did on public access TV, but I can only imagine it was the same sort of shit the CA people did except with a slightly larger(but not by much) budget. And of course that he still got stuck in gaming that he never wanted anything to do with because he had bigger dreams.

 

[Mikoyan]

You know... in a way he almost reminds me of the people who were on channel awesome, left, and are eternally angry their former audience didn't stick with them.

Lashes out at people who used to watch him
Clearly was a no-talent hack who relied on "wacky" nonsense
Did stupid little skits similar to the CA people doing their stupid little skits
Disliked by the management and thought he had more pull than he really did

I have no idea what he did on public access TV, but I can only imagine it was the same sort of shit the CA people did except with a slightly larger(but not by much) budget. And of course that he still got stuck in gaming that he never wanted anything to do with because he had bigger dreams.

Given the random wacky nature of the title of the show, I'm gonna guess it was mind-bendingly bad sketch comedy.

 

[Lament Configuration]

Given the random wacky nature of the title of the show, I'm gonna guess it was mind-bendingly bad sketch comedy.

Long story short, Channel Awesome was (is?) a low budget video "network"/website of totally unfunny and uncreative AVGN wannabes. Multiple shows and multiple no talent hacks who were all imitating the format of sketch comedy infused pop culture reviews. In other words, all of the shows sucked dick.

A guy named That Guy With The Glasses / Nostalgia Critic was the Walt Disney of the network. He basically saw AVGN and thought, "I could do this with movies!!!!" ........... but way shittier. Like Bimmy Rolfe, Nostalgia Critic also fancies himself as a prolific filmmaker.

A total revolving door of shows, too. When one quit or was fired, they were immediately replaced by another fat slob or incel woman filming themselves reviewing Space Jam or the latest Superman comic in their bedroom.

 

[Mikoyan]

Long story short, Channel Awesome was (is?) a low budget video "network"/website of totally unfunny and uncreative AVGN wannabes. Multiple shows and multiple no talent hacks who were all imitating the format of sketch comedy infused pop culture reviews. In other words, all of the shows sucked dick.

A guy named That Guy With The Glasses / Nostalgia Critic was the Walt Disney of the network. He basically saw AVGN and thought, "I could do this with movies!!!!" ........... but way shittier. Like Bimmy Rolfe, Nostalgia Critic also fancies himself as a prolific filmmaker.

A total revolving door of shows, too. When one quit or was fired, they were immediately replaced by another fat slob or incel woman filming themselves reviewing Space Jam or the latest Superman comic in their bedroom.

Oh sorry, yeah I'm vaguely up on CA. I meant Sessler's show.

 

[Strix454]

A unreleased clip of Kevin Pereira's Pointless Podcast in 2015 where Adam Sessler discusses the second time he was fired from XPlay, under mysterious circumstances that have never been released before.

The circumstances were not really mysterious. He had (or has) a big drug problem and had no interest in doing a show about video games. His dream was to do a political musical comedy show. Everything he has done since G4 got rid of him all those years ago has shown exactly why they got rid of him.
I would guess they ambushed him on the set to do the termination because the only time he was in the building at that point was when he had to tape shows. And they involved security because they were rightfully afraid of what he might do.

Sessler's whole "I dont know why they fired me" act is lame.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Adam has been saying he's going to leave the industry for over 10 years now, since he threw the first big stink over the "Bros before Hoes" achievement when he was on Rev3

The sad thing is, gaming left YOU behind Sess. You can't even get a shitty Youtube or Twitch career going like your other Rev3 co stars. You claim to want out, but it's all you desperately cling to. (well, gaming, coke and cock)

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Honestly I'm shocked he lasted longer then Lowtax.

Adam had his foot in the door to a big-name career, whereas Lowtax was too busy sniffing any available foot and hating his own daughter.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Here's his tweet. More of the same stuff.

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It sucks that he have and have always had a bunch of non-gamers talking about games all this time. That's probably why the gaming scene is slowly turning into a charade with microtransactions and NFTs and whatnot.

Adam Sessler just destroyed what ever credibility he had left. He just retroactively ruined his entire career right there. Now no one is ever going to say "Adam was once a cool dude" or something like.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I already didn't like the guy, but seeing things become that much worse is mind boggling, what the fuck is this dude's problem?

Used to be almost nothing was more nostalgic than watching old clips of X-Play on YouTube, now he's spoiled whatever good memories there were by revealing he was always a prick who never cared about games.

 

[Lament Configuration]

I already didn't like the guy, but seeing things become that much worse is mind boggling, what the fuck is this dude's problem?

Used to be almost nothing was more nostalgic than watching old clips of X-Play on YouTube, now he's spoiled whatever good memories there were by revealing he was always a prick who never cared about games.

This is why Adam is so widely hated by original fans. It's frightening that Adam did such an expert job at hiding his true personality during his Xplay days. He was 100% phony.

His "I've always hated gamers" rhetoric, in his mind, is this huge GOTCHA moment, but he's so delusional that he doesn't realize it simply highlights how fake he is as a person.

 

[Dom Cruise]

This is why Adam is so widely hated by original fans. It's frightening that Adam did such an expert job at hiding his true personality during his Xplay days. He was 100% phony.

His "I've always hated gamers" rhetoric, in his mind, is this huge GOTCHA moment, but he's so delusional that he doesn't realize it simply highlights how fake he is as a person.

It's insane, has there ever been a (semi) famous person who has so intentionally tried to piss off every single one of their fans?

Does Adam really not care if not a single person likes him anymore? Why'd he pursue fame in the first place?

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

This is why Adam is so widely hated by original fans. It's frightening that Adam did such an expert job at hiding his true personality during his Xplay days. He was 100% phony.

It was easier when social media wasn't a thing, I guess.

Does Adam really not care if not a single person likes him anymore? Why'd he pursue fame in the first place?

He threw his lot in with the Zoe Quinn crowd a long time ago. Progressive faggots are his people and they are the only ones whos opinion he cares about.

 

[Dom Cruise]

It was easier when social media wasn't a thing, I guess.


He threw his lot in with the Zoe Quinn crowd a long time ago. Progressive faggots are his people and they are the only ones whos opinion he cares about.

But what's insane is even from the pro-Quinn standpoint you can't defend him, he's saying he hates ALL gamers and never cared about gaming period, throwing whatever small few fans he would have had left under the bus as well.

If anything it's finally an admission from an anti-GG stooge that the whole "muh women and minorities in gaming" thing is astroturfed bullshit he knew all along was a lie when "gamer" to him is synonymous with "alt right chud" ie white male.

So even if you are a left wing gamer, Adam is no longer someone on your side either, he hates the whole thing and everyone involved in it.

I bet a lot of this is stemming from sour grapes that Morgan never let him get his dick wet with her and was spurred on by the upcoming 20th anniversary of X-Play, 20 years and the douche has nothing to show for it by this point fame wise, he's all washed up, so he's going scorched Earth in again, some attempt at sour grapes.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

But what's insane is even from the pro-Quinn standpoint you can't defend him, he's saying he hates ALL gamers and never cared about gaming period, throwing whatever small few fans he would have had left under the bus as well.

If anything it's finally an admission from an anti-GG stooge that the whole "muh women and minorities in gaming" thing is astroturfed bullshit he knew all along was a lie when "gamer" to him is synonymous with "alt right chud" ie white male.

So even if you are a left wing gamer, Adam is no longer someone on your side either, he hates the whole thing and everyone involved in it.

I bet a lot of this is stemming from sour grapes that Morgan never let him get his dick wet with her and was spurred on by the upcoming 20th anniversary of X-Play, 20 years and the douche has nothing to show for it by this point fame wise, he's all washed up, so he's going scorched Earth in again, some attempt at sour grapes.

I think the whole aftermath of the Frosk rant was some big brain plan of theirs's to make another GG happen. They must have brain stormed it, and tried to make the situation fall out that way. So they could ride it for money and fame. Most gamers know all the tricks now. Nobody was going to defend them. So it all fell apart. Nobody buys the narrative that the alt-right control video games anymore when the san fran faggot studios all produce the same ugly fucking black woman to put front and center in all the western made games. He is just angry his plan got ruined and him and Frosk got sacked and laughed at. His tantrum he is having is like an old cartoons villain promise to get you next time.

 

[RodgerDodger]

You know... in a way he almost reminds me of the people who were on channel awesome, left, and are eternally angry their former audience didn't stick with them.

Lashes out at people who used to watch him
Clearly was a no-talent hack who relied on "wacky" nonsense
Did stupid little skits similar to the CA people doing their stupid little skits
Disliked by the management and thought he had more pull than he really did

I have no idea what he did on public access TV, but I can only imagine it was the same sort of shit the CA people did except with a slightly larger(but not by much) budget. And of course that he still got stuck in gaming that he never wanted anything to do with because he had bigger dreams.

Sessler was a Proto form of Channel Autism. He gained fame on what was at best a half step above a Cable Public Access Channel. During the few hours a day it wasn't pimping the Slap Chop and such gems. He was pre-interwebz Channel Autism. Somehow surrounded by pre-Onlyfans THOTS.

 

[Kheapathic]

Just a friendly reminder that Adam Sessler publicly wished death upon his Republican family members.

Adam loves hate speech.

Of course he loves free speech; free speech is covered by doxing, which he's all about.

Which I'm also a proud supporter of. Now I'm not 100% on this, but I have him tied to an address. It'd be easier if he owned a house and not in an apartment. It's near that water tower, but the angle isn't the same, so he could've been visiting or something else. This might be current, it might be old, sadly I'm not as good as Zed. So with that being said.

Adam Michael Sessler
1177 California St, Apt. 1112
San Francisco, CA 94108

 

[Strix454]

Does Adam really not care if not a single person likes him anymore? Why'd he pursue fame in the first place?

He is messed up mentally from years of serious drug abuse. The way he thinks can't really be described as rational thought. He is just mad at the whole world and doesn't understand gaming anymore. The person he was back in the 1990s is long gone along with whatever motives he might have had back them.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

He is messed up mentally from years of serious drug abuse. The way he thinks can't really be described as rational thought. He is just mad at the whole world and doesn't understand gaming anymore. The person he was back in the 1990s is long gone along with whatever motives he might have had back them.

And he's still at it, hating gamers and insulting his former audience. Just look at the latest tweets.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Does he not realize that propping up the "Gamers are retards" idea only to then try to dunk on said retards just makes him look even more retarded?

Why is it that woke niggas can't understand this? It's like they're perpetually in high school and for the life of them still can't figure out why absolutely nobody likes them.