Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Chuckwagon said:
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Where and how in the fuck do all these game journos develop such ridiculous arrogance and self-importance, despite having absolutely nothing to back it up? Thinking of your own paying audience as dogs inclined to eat their own shit when they are the only reason you ever held a crumb of relevance and you're literally a raging coke fiend yourself, I mean God damn, I'd call such pride Luciferian but that would be an unfair insult to the Prince of Darkness. At least that guy stood & fought against Heaven's primary asskicker St. Michael even if it ended badly, he didn't cut and run like a little bitch just because his latest moronic Cocytus-cold take was rightly getting dunked on by the whole political spectrum on Xitter.

Maybe I should wear a top hat or ten, but I unironically find actual murderous dictators more likable than Sessler. Now sure Kim Jong-un or Prince Salman have a lot more blood (and probably less cocaine) on their hands, but at the very least they genuinely seem like they'd be more fun to hang out with than this loathsome asshole. And if I have to listen to a coked-out megalomaniac ranting about how great he is and how everyone else are but dogs compared to him, I'd rather it be someone who could put some real power behind the threat, this is just completely and utterly pathetic. Besides I doubt Sessler would be any kinder than they are if he ever got his grubby blow-stained hands on any actual power, considering what he's said so often and with such contemptuous ease about anyone to the right of Bill Ayers.
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I read that post in his voice. He has already won. How many posts does he read in my voice? He was playing the long game while we were all preoccupied with the short.
 
Tsukasa Kadoya said:
What I'm wondering is is this part of the grand plan the elites want, or is their golem loose and rampaging not part of the plan and this is a desperate attempt to not get eaten before their plans are finalized?
It could be either or, but personally I'm leaning towards the latter, given the "OV VEY SHUT IT DOWN ARREST THEM ALL" going on ATM
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While there is an element of Golems Gone Wild, having the SJW movement suddenly swerve into full-on anti-Semitism DOES make it easier for the left and the DNC to do a sort of moderate reset (granted NO ONE in the party can actually carry it off at the moment given the level of institutional rot caused by the SJW movement plus the never ending Trump bashing) and write off the entire SJW/BLM/trans movement as "bigots who we no longer want anything to do with" and severe their influence over the left/DNC.

But you can't do that when huge chunks of left wing institutes are still all "Trump is the anti-Christ and his followers Nazis" and the SJW rot still in place with Biden still weaponizing Title 9 to fuck over straight white men and make it illegal to so much as look at a tranny the wrong way.
 
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MirrorNoir said:
While there is an element of Golems Gone Wild, having the SJW movement suddenly swerve into full-on anti-Semitism DOES make it easier for the left and the DNC to do a sort of moderate reset (granted NO ONE in the party can actually carry it off at the moment given the level of institutional rot caused by the SJW movement plus the never ending Trump bashing) and write off the entire SJW/BLM/trans movement as "bigots who we no longer want anything to do with" and severe their influence over the left/DNC.

But you can't do that when huge chunks of left wing institutes are still all "Trump is the anti-Christ and his followers Nazis" and the SJW rot still in place with Biden still weaponizing Title 9 to fuck over straight white men and make it illegal to so much as look at a tranny the wrong way.
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How hard would it be to sever the SJWs from their seats of power though? Theoretically these political heads could easily anger their peons into fighting back against their wannabe lords. And given how a significant number of these people are capable of fucking with everything the Elites need to usher in their utopia, it would be very, VERY hard to just drop them without repercussions. As retarded as ANTIFA, BLM, and the trannies are, they are fully capable of fighting back once they realize they no longer need to worry about their masters holding them back. Although when the Elites eventually unleash the troops to begin the massacres, these wannabe revolutionaries would get wiped out in moments.
And shit man, while the Elites are mopping up ANTIFA and BLM, the right's militia could easily use this distraction to cause some shit.
 
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I don't give a shit about israel or palestine. I just fucking hate how the US government are such cucks to Israel, and autistic christcuck rightoids pretend that kikes are going to bring back jeebus.

The whole world will literally benefit once Israel gets nuked off the face of the earth.

Aside from my politisperging, Adam Sessler was always a massive grifter from the start. He pretends to be "For the gamers" against easy targets like Jack Thompson and the retarded rightoids who want to ban vidya instead of being better parents.

Then, once Jack Thompson self-destructed, Adam soon turned into an SJW and actively hates gamers.

Now he cries and runs away since the audience he cultivated had turned on him.

Fuck off, Adam. You made your bed. Now lie in it.
 
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Duke-Diggler said:
I don't give a shit about israel or palestine. I just fucking hate how the US government are such cucks to Israel, and autistic christcuck rightoids pretend that kikes are going to bring back jeebus.

The whole world will literally benefit once Israel gets nuked off the face of the earth.

Aside from my politisperging, Adam Sessler was always a massive grifter from the start. He pretends to be "For the gamers" against easy targets like Jack Thompson and the retarded rightoids who want to ban vidya instead of being better parents.

Then, once Jack Thompson self-destructed, Adam soon turned into an SJW and actively hates gamers.

Now he cries and runs away since the audience he cultivated had turned on him.

Fuck off, Adam. You made your bed. Now lie in it.
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That's a good point. A whole lot of grifters made names for themselves by taking shots at Jack Thompson way back when.
 
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Looks like the cocaine finally took its toll on The Sess.

Good riddance, everyone knows the better review show was from the Canadian and the Man Who Compassed All Game Music Ever Recorded. X-Play was cringe after its move to LA with G4.
Jason Wynn said:
My friend and I used to watch this guy and Morgan Webb all the time as teenagers. Sessler’s style of “comedy” was pretty awful even for a couple of 15/16 year old kids, but G4 was one of the only places you could really get game reviews/footage before YouTube took off so we tolerated it.
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You already had reviews in magazines and online. Only good thing G4 was the "footage" and even that required being up at the right time for something like Cinemateque to come on. G4 was dogshit.
 
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Soyjack Pinhead said:
That's a good point. A whole lot of grifters made names for themselves by taking shots at Jack Thompson way back when.
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Especially because Jack Thompson was an incredibly easy target. Everyone with a braincell knew that he's a fucking retard from Florida and the parents blaming violent video games on real world violence are usually retarded faggots who shouldn't be parents in the first place.

It's basically like making fun of George Dubya, since it's easy to make fun of that president. Everyone with a braincell knew how fucked up his presidency was. As they gain prominence, they receive high doses of Unwarranted Self Importance and think they're hot shit. Surprise surprise, they turn out to be massive fucking retards themselves.

Just don't go into politics. You will run into retarded grifters trying to sell you books.
 
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TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!! said:
To be fair those lines are written by other people, he was just a host.

Tv's bald Simon Whistler before Simon Whistler was bald.
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Fuck I haven't heard the name Simon Whistler in forever.
What was the deal with him anyway? Did he have some kind of beef or drama?
I used to laugh to myself mocking his "Hi, my name is Shlimon Wishla" like this guy would speak
 

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Moose Groove said:
Fuck I haven't heard the name Simon Whistler in forever.
What was the deal with him anyway? Did he have some kind of beef or drama?
I used to laugh to myself mocking his "Hi, my name is Shlimon Wishla" like this guy would speak
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Simon Whistler just does hundreds of YouTube videos and is basically the bald guy who isn't beta like Vsauce.
 
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