Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Sometimes, all you need is a current screencap.


Just one more of his ig posts:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C84q8CipSQW/

I'm so glad he is on instagram as unclesess. Just in case he decides to go private, some of you should follow him there.

 

[Spunt]

"we're in a marvel movie without any superheroes just super villains"

For fuck's sake. It was bad enough when everything was always a Harry Potter allegory, but this is somehow a thousand times worse. You wonder why the world is such a shitpile then you realise that a very sizeable proportion of people can only understand the world in terms of dumbed-down entertainment and their votes count as much as yours.

 

[AnOminous]

You wonder why the world is such a shitpile then you realise that a very sizeable proportion of people can only understand the world in terms of dumbed-down entertainment and their votes count as much as yours.

Retardation like this is part of why I am so totally done with capeshit. Well, I mean unless it's Batman.

 

[RX-78]

Isn't his wife still battling Brain Cancer?

She was retarded enough to marry him.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

I knew Adam Sessler won't go away. Because he now has a Bsky account!


And according to Smash JT's sources, Adam Sessler thinks Alyssa Mercante is too crazy?!


EDIT: Adam Sessler and Alyssa Mercante clashed.


And a Smash JT video on Adam Sessler thinking Alyssa Mercante is batshit crazy.

EDIT: If you're thinking of a redemption arc, there isn't. He's still the hateful old lolcow that hates gamers.

 

[p1138]

EDIT: If you're thinking of a redemption arc, there isn't. He's still the hateful old lolcow that hates gamers.

Was never expecting him to not hate gamers. However having the sense to see what the game journo industry has done to itself and call it out for what it is, he's not wrong about that at least.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

"voice ThAt MaDe GaMeS hIgGbRoW."

Cracker read from a script.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

EDIT: If you're thinking of a redemption arc, there isn't. He's still the hateful old lolcow that hates gamers.

No, looks like a continuation of the political fit he had months ago, only it is against a gaming journalist. These two things won't end well for him at least he bailed out of the last spat.

 

[Racist Parrot]

It's heartwarming knowing he'll go to his grave being a miserable prick.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Our friends from Clownfish TV's take

Like I said earlier, it's just an extension of his online spat related to Israel-Palestine. Don't expect anything more than that.

 

[kcbbq]

I knew Adam Sessler won't go away.

Were his feet drawn by Rob Leifeld? Jesus.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Were his feet drawn by Rob Leifeld? Jesus.

He's really going all in with the dwarf look.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

I knew Adam Sessler won't go away. Because he now has a Bsky account!
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And according to Smash JT's sources, Adam Sessler thinks Alyssa Mercante is too crazy?!
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EDIT: Adam Sessler and Alyssa Mercante clashed.
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And a Smash JT video on Adam Sessler thinking Alyssa Mercante is batshit crazy.

EDIT: If you're thinking of a redemption arc, there isn't. He's still the hateful old lolcow that hates gamers.
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Were there ever two crabs who more deserved to share a bucket?

 

[Gulls on Film]

Adam somehow looks as awful as Jack Scalfani, the man who survived 4 strokes and routinely eats an entire rotisserie chicken in a single meal.

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[mlanguishi]

G+G has funny vid about him and Alyssa.

 

[Broseph]

You can just tell that Adam was one of the nerds who got shoved into lockers back in school and he's still bitter about it over 30 years later.

 

[30+GameOvers]

How Adam Sessler stays cool in the summer, while still angry ranting about Male Gamers and GamerGate and Ethics in Gaming Journalism (oh my!).
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It takes some effort to make the "50yr old sex tourist" look lame, but somehow Adam did it. In every photo he takes, he has this blank autistic look and slumped arms, can't tell if it's the drugs or if he's just so out of it he doesn't notice.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Even on his Bsky, Adam Sessler is still hatefully ranting about Trump and white knighting liberal activists like Sisi Jiang from gamers.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

It's sad to see someone from way back in the day devolve into this. Glad at least the Morgan chick moved on to greener pastures.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Adam Sessler is still going apeshit over America, Trump, AI, and mostly gamers on Bsky.