Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I wonder how long until he switches to meth, because the coke got too expensive. He’ll be really funny after a 3 day meth binge. He’ll be seeing tiny trumps crawling on the walls the ceiling.

 

[HairyBadger]

I assumed there was a meth element.

 

[VVilford Brimley]

I think he really believes if the government were to lock shit down and declare martial law, one of their main targets would be him and they'd haul him away to a camp or some shit

See post #1,671 for a video of him saying pretty much exactly that.

 

[pyrinyx]

Man, this thread is sad. I didn't realize The guy who filled air time in between Secret agent Bob and special agent Steve is still online being an unhinged lunatic. He hates having been on a shitty video game review show that badly? Everyone who watched that as a kid is in their 30s now or older. Is he diagnosed with something? How the fuck does he earn a living?

The funny thing is that his video game background prior to getting that game-reviewing show gig, was very minimum. And since then having been in and out of the video game community, it shows that he tries so hard to pretend he even remotely cares/cared.

I never found that fucker amusing, he was obnoxious and he has such an ego to think he had a swaying voice within the video game community. All he is, is just another talking head.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

I never found that fucker amusing, he was obnoxious and he has such an ego to think he had a swaying voice within the video game community. All he is, is just another talking head.

Morgan Webb had that girl next door that was hot and actually nerdy vibe while Sessler was that geek no one liked so he glommed onto the nerds because no one else would tolerate his bullshit. The woman that used to host with him when X Play was Gamespot TV was decent if I remember. We only watched Extended Play when it was just Sessler in that arcade because it was literally the only show about video games on TV.

 

[The Cunting Death]

The funny thing is that his video game background prior to getting that game-reviewing show gig, was very minimum. And since then having been in and out of the video game community, it shows that he tries so hard to pretend he even remotely cares/cared.

I never found that fucker amusing, he was obnoxious and he has such an ego to think he had a swaying voice within the video game community. All he is, is just another talking head.

Morgan was more of a gamer than he ever was. He stopped playing video games when he was young and he wanted to be an actor (the height of his career is the little seen "Lumberjack Man"), he only started playing video games when he got his job at GameSpot TV which became X-Play.

Morgan actually played video games growing up and continued to play them throughout her life. She also never came across as a cunt unlike Sessler (if you cand find his old Sessler Soapbox videos you can tell he hated his job even back then)

 

[The Hardest R]

Adam Cuckler’s “appeal” was to Gen X burnouts like himself who thought they were Above The Bullshit, which appealed to a lot of dorky and curmudgeonly gamers out there.

 

[Croco]

Not Adam, but TechTV coworker of the ScreenSavers Leo Laporte, I swear there was an old web 1.0 site called "Leo Laporte is the Devil," filled with psychotic rants about Leo Laporte being the anti-Christ. Can't find it anywhere. But there is another random site that seems obsessive about Leo: https://totaldrama.net/?s=leo+laporte
TechTV and The Screen Savers, pre-G4, those were good times.

 

[Sammich]

Morgan was more of a gamer than he ever was. He stopped playing video games when he was young and he wanted to be an actor (the height of his career is the little seen "Lumberjack Man"), he only started playing video games when he got his job at GameSpot TV which became X-Play.

Morgan actually played video games growing up and continued to play them throughout her life. She also never came across as a cunt unlike Sessler (if you cand find his old Sessler Soapbox videos you can tell he hated his job even back then)

Morgan actually seemed to be enjoying herself too, Sessler just wasn't and you could clearly tell he wasn't.

 

[Croco]

Morgan actually seemed to be enjoying herself too, Sessler just wasn't and you could clearly tell he wasn't.

She started as an intern on The Screen Savers and had shortish blonde hair. She was a hottie. When she was on myspace in the early 2000s, I remember oddly she was talking shit about Shmups, "like who even plays those anymore?" Definitely a gamer, is married to a nice man, living a normal, well adjusted life. Morgan is good people.

 

[Racist Parrot]

You know people give iDubbz's wife shit for having really bad tattoos, that one is way worse.

I check in on ole' Sess every so often to see how he's doing. To see if he's changed his ways and he only becomes more unhinged. I think he really believes if the government were to lock shit down and declare martial law, one of their main targets would be him and they'd haul him away to a camp or some shit.

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Lmao, he looks so happy.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Every day on Adam Sessler's Bluesky, all he does is bitch and moan about Donald Trump, G4TV, politics, hating the Jews, America, the alt-right, white people, gamers, what movies he's watching, what books he's reading, and how much of a piece of shit he is.

Then you got Adam Sessler fighting over some user for pointing out Adam Sessler being a washed-up piece of shit. Maybe he used to be a fan until he was stabbed in the back by Adam Sessler and the failed woke G4TV Relaunch full of liberal activists and misandrist feminazis like Frosk.
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Still whining ever since over being pointed out on the X-Play reviews out of Japan and calling all gamers Jew-haters.
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Not even therapy can cure a washed-up piece of shit like Adam Sessler.
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[A Pale Shadow]

Still whining ever since over being pointed out on the X-Play reviews out of Japan and calling all gamers Jew-haters.
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The blatant anti-japan bias in gaming during the 00's is kinda wild to remember. One of the few ways I'd say modern society is a mild improvement considering their media kicks the shit out of ours mostly.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

The blatant anti-japan bias in gaming during the 00's is kinda wild to remember. One of the few ways I'd say modern society is a mild improvement considering their media kicks the shit out of ours mostly.

I have always wonder if it was a splinter of Anti-Japan bias in cars and electronics from the 1980s

 

[VVilford Brimley]

I've been on an X-play binge lately and it seriously depresses me to watch genuinely hilarious episodes like the Saw Parody or the
RPG Radiculopathy skit. I used to really like Adam and I thought he was very funny but now he's tainted it all with how much of a massive faggot sperg he has become. I guess this guy is right even 10-20 years later.

All I can say at this point is: "Adam your shirt are so ugly my penis fall of and run out the door"

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I've been on an X-play binge lately and it seriously depresses me to watch genuinely hilarious episodes like the Saw Parody or the
RPG Radiculopathy skit. I used to really like Adam and I thought he was very funny but now he's tainted it all with how much of a massive faggot sperg he has become. I guess this guy is right even 10-20 years later.

All I can say at this point is: "Adam your shirt are so ugly my penis fall of and run out the door"

They did a skit called 'Reservior Geeks' that was a parody of Reservior Dogs that was pretty good. I've been searching online for it for years but still haven't found it. It's sad a lot of X-Play episodes are just lost to time now. I wrote a letter in and they read it on air once and I haven't been able to find that episode either.