ADF attempts makeup

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The only place Phil would commit violence is at a senior care facility and then only to disabled female residents.
 
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He looks like a bondage/emo Mr. Potato-head. I wonder if he actually walked around dressed like that. You can't even tell if he's wearing makeup or he's just really fucking dirty.
 
Damn. I see he's perfected the "Rough Trick" chapter in How To Makeup.
 
The only place Phil would commit violence is at a senior care facility and then only to disabled female residents.
He would try, and then most likely still get his ass kicked. I think his random HRT access has rendered him some kinda weird Eunuch like maybe that's why he looks like a Potato all soft and yellowish. Regardless I wouldn't worry about Phil attacking anyone at least not about him succeeding.
 
Is he really going to visit his mom? Is she aware he's coming or is she allowing it? She most be a saint if she's letting him visit.

Maybe they'll have an intervention. Or have him committed. Or at least dunk him in a vat of sheep dip to kill off the vermin crawling all over him.
 
Oh Hooviya. Bless your heart, you tried.

I don't know jack about make-up, but black lip liner alone looks just wrong. You're supposed to blend it in with another color.

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The eyes look... okay? Hard to tell from this angle.
 
Well I bursted out laughing at my company after seeing that. Got me a few weird looks so thanks for that. Phil seriously looks like he keeps trying harder and harder to be a parody of himself. It's fascinating.
 
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