ADF made T-shirts

[Lunete]

Looks like he's stuffing a whole Big Mac between his hand and his gullet in the first picture.

I thought he was attempting to strangle himself.

 

[Vitriol]

'Cis-tem' is awfully close to 'cistern' as in the part of a sewer system. Not that i'm surprised the exceptional mind that brought us 'clitoral dough' unironically didn't notice this.

I suppose we should just be impressed he didn't get it tattooed. Although 'cistern' would be more appropriate than the butchered spainish or the bicycle iconography.

 

[Twrx]

I think the farms are focused on making fatigues at this point. The t-shirts will come for the veterans reunions.

I expect guns on mine. Insert "I didn't fight for this" here.

 

[CatParty]

Can we talk about his gut? Like seriously he's the fattest homeless person I've ever seen

 

[AnOminous]

Frivolous spending of SSI is not, in and of itself, against SS policy. SSI can be reduced if one isn't paying for housing, however.

Or if one isn't actually disabled. Anyone capable of the constant manic, spastic activity ADF is constantly engaging in is capable of working.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

capable of working

Considering how Phil has an autism spectrum disorder, quit his job over them refusing to change a badge to his ever-changing name crap fast enough, and is apparently very insufferable to be around, I'm inclined to think that Phil really is disabled when it comes to holding down a job. Also, SSI/SSDI can still be available to people who are working (under certain circumstances) - not just those who are completely unable to work.

It's called a representative payee.

Kind of hard to get Phil in that program since he punched his mother and lives as a bum.

 

[AnOminous]

Considering how Phil has an autism spectrum disorder, quit his job over them refusing to change a badge to his ever-changing name crap fast enough, and is apparently very insufferable to be around, I'm inclined to think that Phil really is disabled when it comes to holding down a job. Also, SSI/SSDI can still be available to people who are working (under certain circumstances) - not just those who are completely unable to work.

It's tricky to disentangle inability to get a job as the result of a legitimate impairment from inability to get a job because of personal choices, especially when a lot of Phil's unemployability stems from the fact that he basically has a billboard for why he's an abjectly fucked-up retarded asshole tattooed all over his body in angry red infected welts full of MRSA, and that he chooses to be an utter dick to pretty much everyone.

And obviously you don't get to collect disability while working full-time at a normal job, even if you absolutely qualify. For instance, someone working a 40 hour a week job while missing a leg, despite the fact they could quit it tomorrow and collect.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

And obviously you don't get to collect disability while working full-time at a normal job

I found this:
http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclope...-while-receiving-ssi-disability-benefits.html

I'd love to see him be man enough to wear it in public.

Phil would probably wear them in public, but out of significant social ineptitude and attention whoredom, not necessarily courage.

 

[EI 903]

Phil isn't going to lose his benefits or be saddled with a payee. That line of thinking is a lost cause, and all that people who call in on him are doing is wasting the time of people working in an overextended system who have a lot of shit to do. Don't make real people's lives harder because Phil is an asshole.

Plus there won't be any doubt of his disability when his legs have to be cut off because of diabeetus. Be patient.

 

[The Dude]

"Fuck the Cis-tem" is actually kinda clever. Obviously Phil didn't come up with it. So now Phil is guilty of theft of intellectual property/plagiarism.

 

[galact0r]

Most of the people in the "Cis-tem" wouldn't know or care that they were a part of it.

If you want to be oh so edgy Phil, get a "Fuck White People" shirt.

Or black people, we know you aren't keen on them either.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

An on-demand digitally-printed hoodie probably goes for $25 at retail. If he had it legit screen-printed, it was probably $40 just for the screen, plus the cost of the hoodie and ink.

Just sayin'.

 

[Trombonista]

Gwen Araujo was more of a badass than Phil will ever be, and that's saying something.

 

[AnOminous]

I found this:
http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclope...-while-receiving-ssi-disability-benefits.html

Note that purely income-based disqualifications for SSI are applicable to people who otherwise qualify for benefits. SSI, as opposed to Social Security's disability insurance program, is needs-based, so these are the amounts that disqualify a disability recipient on the basis of no longer needing it.

There are also activities that disqualify you as they show that you are not in fact disabled. Holding a normal full-time job is one of these. Similarly, activities that disprove the claims one made in order to get disability or tend to show fraud.

(I.e. you claimed to be unable to stand, sit or walk for eight hours a day in combination, and yet you walk around all day doing things.)

Phil isn't going to lose his benefits or be saddled with a payee. That line of thinking is a lost cause, and all that people who call in on him are doing is wasting the time of people working in an overextended system who have a lot of shit to do.

Oh, and unless anyone thinks I'm actually suggesting anyone does call in on him, I'm not. Unless you have some specific knowledge on the basis for his disability and actual evidence that shows it to be false, or something that would amount to probable cause for opening an investigation, don't bother.

I'd assume the 'tism factors into it and physical activity by itself wouldn't disprove that.