"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Albert_Ball 2.0]

Or maybe someone HAS managed to get him to see reason, it broke him, and he finally did what any sensible person would do in his living situation: suicide.

It would be the first time in history the county medical examiner had to rule that the death was suicide by potato.

 

[Solid Snek]

That was when they said Phil was Jack Thaddeus/CrassCrab because their voices are vaguely similar. There were other cows they were framing as trolls to kind of start a civil war of lolcows. The project was abandoned because of Bob’s death. However even though Chris called out multiple others, only Phil took the bait.

Yeah, that was when I first learned about him, roughly 2010 or so (fuck how time flies). I think I saw one of his pics posted before that, and if memory serves he had a fairly active ED page ("active" by the standards of an ED page, at least).

Several of Chris' trolls were "doxxed", but the Phil dox was the only one which had any traction.

(iirc, it was a completely lopsided love affair, with Phil bouncing and squeaking, and Chris largely ignoring him, as a majestic and regal whale ignores a fat Italian lamprey who can't even afford a bicycle)

Or maybe someone HAS managed to get him to see reason, it broke him, and he finally did what any sensible person would do in his living situation: suicide. Maybe that's why we haven't heard anything from him in weeks, and right after he did that Antifa vs. Kiwi Nazis role play?

He'll never see reason. I'd sooner believe he lost weight, found a job, and settled down with a nice Christian wife who doesn't smell and makes him very happy.

Nah, my hope is that he's in jail (or maybe even DEPORTED TO LATIN AMERICA, that'd be hilarious) as a result of some lefty / anti-Israeli thing he got his ass scooped up in.

It's also possible he got wrangled by a wrangler somehow, but that's not as funny. So instead I choose to believe he's trapped in a filthy cell in El Salvador right now, unable to communicate with the guards since none of them speak English or Tard.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Phil is still around and undoubtedly reading this thread. Right now he's hiding like a coward over on Instagram. Here he is on the faggot tattoo artists' post from today.

EDIT: I forgot to mention that Phil is still a complete pussy and not in antifa.

 

[Solid Snek]

Phil is still around and undoubtedly reading this thread. Right now he's hiding like a coward over on Instagram. Here he is on the faggot tattoo artists' post from today.

EDIT: I forgot to mention that Phil is still a complete pussy and not in antifa.

Good to see that Target: Potato is still in contact with Special Agent F4gg0tTatt00.

Tatt00 is a bit of a loose canon, plays by his own rules, but when it comes to passive covert surveillance of Phil's Instagram activity, few others here at the Kiwifarms Gestapo HQ can match his results.

Sure hope Phil won't figure out which of his Instagram friends Tatt00 could be...

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's also possible he got wrangled by a wrangler somehow, but that's not as funny. So instead I choose to believe he's trapped in a filthy cell in El Salvador right now, unable to communicate with the guards since none of them speak English or Tard.

While I think it's the former, the latter is much funnier.

"But I really am an American citizen!" whines Taters from a holding cell in El Salvador.
"No comprende Ingles" says the prison guard and goes back to watching a telenovella.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

While I think it's the former, the latter is much funnier.

"But I really am an American citizen!" whines Taters from a holding cell in El Salvador.
"No comprende Ingles" says the prison guard and goes back to watching a telenovella.

what if they find an australatinx "passport" scribbled on a napkin in his crusted pants pocket?

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

While I think it's the former, the latter is much funnier.

"But I really am an American citizen!" whines Taters from a holding cell in El Salvador.
"No comprende Ingles" says the prison guard and goes back to watching a telenovella.

Phil in prison, shitting himself, trying to get other inmates to rape him and bouncing and squeaking. That would be awesome. We should call up the kiwi ICE enforcement team to round hiM up and throw him on a transport plane.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Wonder what kind of poetry he will make for the "Daddy Rape Day" celebration. Is his Instagram private?

 

[Solid Snek]

what if they find an australatinx "passport" scribbled on a napkin in his crusted pants pocket?

Communist doodles and Antifa-branded tacticool gear. And their country is in the middle of a brutal civil war.

They assume he's working for the Marxist rebels, so they send him to an interrogator.

Commandante El Cattleprodo Racisto figures out that Phil's some harmless American quick... but it's a slow day, not many communists to torture thanks to all the weekend executions... and he's so eager to denounce Marxism at the slightest inconvenience...

"Give the gringo pizza for dinner! With NO CHEESE!" they'd say.

"NOOOOO" Phil sobs "I'LL DO ANYTHING! Just let me have cheese tonight!"

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

and throw him on a transport plane.

Be careful, it's like Bloody Mary or Bettlejuice.

At the mere mention of Trans-Sport Sophie will show up to recycle a shitty comic strip about negro hockey ladyboys

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Looks like Phil was able to get the can kicked down the road a bit longer.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Phil back on his usual cosplay / begging cycle - https://www.instagram.com/p/DKvjETVJxrGX3H2pXUhCavNiCXxnIVfDpKS4CU0/?igsh=MXJ5cWFyNWU3YnBjeA==

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Phil back on his usual cosplay / begging cycle - https://www.instagram.com/p/DKvjETVJxrGX3H2pXUhCavNiCXxnIVfDpKS4CU0/?igsh=MXJ5cWFyNWU3YnBjeA==

The account is private. Can you screen shot?

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Apologies, selection of recent fat man screenshots attached. Still ugly, still retarded, still a sooper soldier.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Apologies, selection of recent fat man screenshots attached. Still ugly, still retarded, still a sooper soldier.

Thank you so much!

Phil is a real badass! Antifa super soldier goes out to battle fascism but has to be home before the bus service stops.

Phil, while you're e-begging for new clothes you should do everyone else around you a favor and get some laundry detergent.
EDIT: Kiwi operatives will be monitoring all TriMet routes from 1524 N Sumner Street to the ICE facility on 4310 S Macadam Ave. Plan your trip here.

 

[break these cuffs]

A real super soldier would be in LA bashing the fash and protecting La Raza. Too bad there aren't any with a latinx background and experience running dismounted operations in urban terrain on the West Coast.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

@CWICKQUARTER these screens are as good as gold for fans. Please pop in from time to time and give us an update.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

@CWICKQUARTER these screens are as good as gold for fans. Please pop in from time to time and give us an update.

I shall endeavour to post updates as and when Phil broadcasts his next play date with da fash. I didn’t even realise he’d added me on Instagram until recently, this I friend requested him ages ago when he was still funny.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

11th June update - fat man goes to war, repeats begging request.