"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Phil won't call, he made himself think he was a woman, then a Latina, now he probably thinks he's illegal and oppressed.

If he calls, it will give away his (fake) identity and he will get deported to australatina.
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A while ago up thread there was speculation on what Phil was attracted to but nobody could really make a good firm point.
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Bikes. He mentally nuts to bikes. Fucking bikes everywhere.
 
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2018-2023. Any idea what that refers to @MMX ?
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I've got a very good idea about that, it's his current 5-year plan, Phil still thinks of himself as a nation state so he talks about himself and things relating to his "goals" in pseudo commie ways - it sounds big and important to him so he attaches it to himself so he can feel big and important by proxy.
 
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Ravenor said:
I've got a very good idea about that, it's his current 5-year plan, Phil still thinks of himself as a nation state so he talks about himself and things relating to his "goals" in pseudo commie ways - it sounds big and important to him so he attaches it to himself so he can feel big and important by proxy.
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Does Phil write his 5-year plans down, or are they more like vague objectives in his head? And does he actually try to achieve those objectives, or does he change them to whatever suits his agenda and narrative at the moment. Because I'd guess people with 'tism could positively benefit from having clear objectives and means to achieve them written down(I'd guess that would be something that might need some outside help on some cases)
 
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Does Phil write his 5-year plans down, or are they more like vague objectives in his head? And does he actually try to achieve those objectives, or does he change them to whatever suits his agenda and narrative at the moment. Because I'd guess people with 'tism could positively benefit from having clear objectives and means to achieve them written down(I'd guess that would be something that might need some outside help on some cases)
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He writes them down but they are really far fetched, he's got no concept of run before you can walk a good example would be learning to play a guitar, Say Phil wanted to play he wouldn't get a starter guitar and lesson book, he'll go out splash the cash on the most expensive guitar he can find and instantly expect to sound like he belongs in the Rock an Roll hall of fame because he watched a youtube interview with James Hetfield once 6 months ago.

He has an idea that takes his fancy, but doesn't look at the steps realistically needed to make it a reality in any way so they are always ill-defined and unachievable because he's not willing to put the basic effort into the thought process to begin with about how he will eventually get there.
 
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Ravenor said:
I've got a very good idea about that, it's his current 5-year plan, Phil still thinks of himself as a nation state so he talks about himself and things relating to his "goals" in pseudo commie ways - it sounds big and important to him so he attaches it to himself so he can feel big and important by proxy.
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So that means he's just writing off this year

DragoonSierra said:
2018-2023. Any idea what that refers to @MMX ?
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Ravenor is likely correct
But I put it to you that Phil is planning to sign up for college next term.

Or maybe he's really excited about the next world cups......yes u know the joke doesn't work
 
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Phil won't call, he made himself think he was a woman, then a Latina, now he probably thinks he's illegal and oppressed.
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Phil doesn't really think he's a woman or Latina or anything like that. Deep down he knows he's just another heterosexual white male from the suburbs, and in fact he's extremely self-conscious about it, almost to the point of paranoia.

Like most things in Phil's life, it's essential just posturing, or at best a sort of role-playing, albeit one which he is taking to the extreme because he has no concept of boundaries (in every sense of the word). He's... really more like a teenager than an adult, or even an actual teenager at this point. He's little more than a walking parody.

The extreme ease at which he adopts and discards identities and fetishes should be a giveaway. He's gone from being "gay" to "intersexed" to "trans" to "asexual" without missing a beat. Whatever is currently hip and trendy, and unique, appeals to him. Ditto for ethnicities. He's kept up the whole 'translatinx' thing for a while, but look at how he's gone full circle on being "Jewish."

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He writes them down but they are really far fetched, he's got no concept of run before you can walk a good example would be learning to play a guitar, Say Phil wanted to play he wouldn't get a starter guitar and lesson book, he'll go out splash the cash on the most expensive guitar he can find and instantly expect to sound like he belongs in the Rock an Roll hall of fame because he watched a youtube interview with James Hetfield once 6 months ago.
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I doubt Phil would know who James Hatfield is... but yeah pretty much. As I said before, it's all a bit of role-playing that he's taken way too seriously. Except instead of being an orc or some shit, he's a mid-level bureaucrat in some shitty communist country. Talk about a waste of an imagination.

I suspect part of it is that Phil is a very concrete thinker, so he keeps his country grounded in what he thinks he knows (hence the resemblance to the Northeastern US, down to place names, despite ostensibly being a Spanish-speaking country with a presumably different history). However, I also think he gets a power trip off pretending to be a 'adult,' because he thinks this gives him knowledge of politics, geography, etc. Never mind that it's about as 'adult' as Star Trek, Marvel comics or D&D. Less so actually, because at least those would let him bond with other fans! Of course Phil wouldn't like that because he thinks he's smarter than everyone else in the room too.

So question: does his identification with australatina go to the point of a sexual fetish? I mean, he's already weird and fucked up as is, so how deep does that rabbit hole really go?
 
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Ravenor said:
I've got a very good idea about that, it's his current 5-year plan, Phil still thinks of himself as a nation state so he talks about himself and things relating to his "goals" in pseudo commie ways - it sounds big and important to him so he attaches it to himself so he can feel big and important by proxy.
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Got any specifics on that?
 
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