"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

I think he deported Jews rather than gassed them.

He fully acknowledges that his country is "imaginary", so it's more likely that he just crossed off a line on a list he stole from the CIA World Factbook and posted about how fucking "evil" he is for being imaginary Hitler.
 
Interesting, I wonder if the Spicer thing is why he's back into Judaism all of a sudden?

I doubt it. That would require more political awareness than Phil normally displays. More likely, Phil is having problems passing himself off as "Latino" so he's gone back to being "Jewish" because he believes he can pass off as a Jew. Anything to not be "white." I think the fact that he's white really bothers him.

It's also worth noting that Phil's interests seem to be fairly cyclical, at least to me, and he seems to fall back on things more and more lately.
 
I think the dumbest thing about Phil's non-plan is that being Jewish is kind of poisonous to the circle he's trying to dredge pity from. The idiot knows that the crowd he's desperately trying to roll with does not like Jews because they kick down a different set of people they see as not white that is arbitrarily more 'oppressed' because of Daddy America's policies regarding the situation.
 
I think the dumbest thing about Phil's non-plan is that being Jewish is kind of poisonous to the circle he's trying to dredge pity from. The idiot knows that the crowd he's desperately trying to roll with does not like Jews because they kick down a different set of people they see as not white that is arbitrarily more 'oppressed' because of Daddy America's policies regarding the situation.

I wouldn't trust in Phil knowing anything, really. Even if he did know it at some point, he routinely forgets basic shit.
 
I wonder if the Jewish thing is pure opportunism. He heard it was passover, thought "Ah, now would be a good time to pretend I'm Jewish again, hope no one remembers I'm also pagan! Ah, they probably won't, they aren't as smart as I am."
 
I wonder if the Jewish thing is pure opportunism. He heard it was passover, thought "Ah, now would be a good time to pretend I'm Jewish again, hope no one remembers I'm also pagan! Ah, they probably won't, they aren't as smart as I am."

Most likely that combined to his cyclical interests and having really vague image of himself. He'll be whatever makes most asspats for him, I'd guess.
 
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