"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[ON 190]

"Crouch area."

 

[Twrx]

There is nothing I could add that would make this funnier.

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You'd think he'd bust out needle and thread to make them last like a true communist.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You'd think he'd bust out needle and thread to make them last like a true communist.

I'm amazed by how few life skills he has. However, what I'm guessing has happened here, based upon the "crouch area" comment, is that the trousers have actually worn out where his chubby thighs rub together, so they might be a totally lost cause. He might temporarily save the one "on its last leg" with one of those iron-on patches. Mind you, he probably doesn't own an iron.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I'm amazed by how few life skills he has. However, what I'm guessing has happened here, based upon the "crouch area" comment, is that the trousers have actually worn out where his chubby thighs rub together, so they might be a totally lost cause. He might temporarily save the one "on its last leg" with one of those iron-on patches. Mind you, he probably doesn't own an iron.

Probably doesn't own a needle or thread either.


Tbf, I'm amazed at how few people have a quick sew/repair kit anymore.

 

[nhocgreen]

Oh shit, @Null looks like you better watch out.

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Such violent male power fantasy.

 

[4Macie]

There is nothing I could add that would make this funnier.

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Why the crouch area? Because it's so rancid? Or because Phil doesn't stop scratching?

 

[Positron]

Why the crouch area? Because it's so rancid? Or because Phil doesn't stop scratching?

Because:

 

[YankeeTrader]

Oh, you mean a Bellamy salute?

 

[Positron]

I see he forgot all about injectable estrogen, which supposedly run out in early April.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

"...in regards to bottoms."

 

[ON 190]

"CIS queers"? So he hates gay people, too? Is this new or has he always hated them because people know that homosexuality exists, as opposed to "trans- potato latinx asexual tard"?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

So he hates gay people, too?

The wannabe T's have been hating on the G's for a while now.

 

[YankeeTrader]

The wannabe T's have been hating on the G's for a while now.

Gays are pretty much last weeks news and no one really gives a crap, but the fake troon freaks like Phil are rightly mocked and shunned, so naturally he's gonna hate on them.

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[Positron]

What the fuck are on the belt? A cheap phone, a notepad, and a kitchen timer?

 

[YankeeTrader]

What the fuck are on the belt? A cheap phone, a notepad, and a kitchen timer?

It's from this video I found http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1836e48a67/sexual-assault-toolbelt-with-tatiana-maslany. I googled utility belt and found that. Decided it was close enough and used it. Haven't watched the video.

 

[nhocgreen]

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Artist depiction:

Phil collects tools because he has no utility himself.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

"Hi I need financial solidarity, please share and donate to my youcaring fundraiser / cause du jour

Minutes later: New Utility Belt
and exactly hhwhat pants shall we apply this belt to the outer waist area of, eh?

Phil is a ward of the Youcaring estate.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Just make a wrap-around skirt fatty

 

[TS 298]

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The irony of the fatman telling people to skip a meal.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The irony of the fatman telling people to skip a meal.

You know I wasn't really feeling brunch today but I think I'm going to go now.