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Even better... in Mao's 'Great Leap Forward' workers were fed based on the amount they produced (so Phil would be fucked).
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Even better... in Mao's 'Great Leap Forward' workers were fed based on the amount they produced (so Phil would be fucked).
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So, this got passed on to me. Apparently, Philly is now a breeding ground for people obsessed with bikes and sex toys. Could Phil have fooled the Kiwis again and returned to Philadelphia, instead of Portland? Or do we have a copycat potato on our hands? (OP removed because they're in no way related to Phil)
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Naww, Phil is too chicken shit and incompetent to orchestrate much of anything, even petty theft. Lying, yes. That requires words only. But stealing? Shit man, that's work, and walking and breathing make him grunt like the pigman he is.
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If it really were Phil, I doubt the sex toy would be new or clean...
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Not to mention that he'd run a much higher risk of getting his pasty ass beat if he tried stealing bikes.
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Well I couldn't say what Phil's status is, but he did post another autistic bike drawing so there.
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And yet a guy is the one inking him. I wonder, when Phil waddles his way into his shop does the tattoo artist heave a quite sigh and tell himself that at least he's getting easy money for the trouble he has to go through, or does he have to suppress a laugh as he sees the sight of easy money walking through the door?
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If he likes bike so much why doesn't he learn how to fix bikes and then get a jo- oh right, because there is a reason he's a hobo
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That looks like a white girl biking. I thought ADF was a proud Latina.
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Haha, so now he wants to get another tattoo that says 'Don't Trust Men,' but with a crude drawing of an overweight white guy bicycling? Am I the only one who thinks that's dumb even by Phil's pathetically low standards? I guess an overweight white guy at least looks more like Phil than the derpy Jennifer Lopez from his previous "Puerto Rico" tattoo abortion, but still... Also what's up with those thunder thighs?
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I thought that the ideal economy to Phil was one where everything would be free and no one would have to work.
Also, it appears his art skills haven't really improved since that infamous John Mccain pic he got kicked out of college over.
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Are they supposed to be sitting on the bike seat 'cause ... it looks more like its going up their ass
A+ art skills Isaball
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2spooky
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I clicked that and the first thing I got was a full blast of Linkin Park. Probably should've left it there.
Of course he has self-diagnosed DID with personalities based on various scene kid photos. Phil loves any way of absolving himself of responsibility.
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That's exactly it, he self-diagnosed himself with DID. Of course nobody's gonna buy it since he's just a narcissistic sociopath.
RWS Watcher
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I probably mentioned it before, but I'll say it again; ADF has the same music tastes as a middle school student who never grew up since the mid-to-late nineties.
