"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil fails at everything. You'd think that eventually he wouldn't fail at something, even if by accident, and yet here he is. It's pretty amazing, really.

He does have that uncanny lolcow survival ability that prevents him from totally going under, no matter how often he fucks up, which you can either view as a skill or proof that God has a sense of humour.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Setting off a smoke alarm in a large apartment building is a no no, it can trigger the whole system and since the local fire department has to turn it off a false alarm can be rather expensive......

This happens all the time in my building because of fuckheads who smoke indoors with all the windows shut. It's really fucking annoying, and means that when the alarms go off, a lot of people don't bother evacuating because they assume its just another false alarm, meaning if there ever were a fire a lot of people would be fucked.

Interesting that Phil has no consideration for the other working-class people in his building who would have to evacuate because he wanted to light a flag on fire indoors for his own amusement. A real friend of the workers.

 

[AnOminous]

This happens all the time in my building because of fuckheads who smoke indoors with all the windows shut. It's really fucking annoying, and means that when the alarms go off, a lot of people don't bother evacuating because they assume its just another false alarm, meaning if there ever were a fire a lot of people would be fucked.

Interesting that Phil has no consideration for the other working-class people in his building who would have to evacuate because he wanted to light a flag on fire indoors for his own amusement. A real friend of the workers.

I wonder what his landlord would think if they knew he was a self-declared "pyro" who sets fires indoors.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I wonder what his landlord would think if they knew he was a self-declared "pyro" who sets fires indoors.

On one had he's a liability on the other it's guaranteed tard rent since it's deducted automatically from his tugboat.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I wonder what his landlord would think if they knew he was a self-declared "pyro" who sets fires indoors.

I wonder what his landlord would think of the fact that he routinely echoes sentiments like "all landlords should be put against the wall and shot".

 

[Deadpool]

I wonder what his landlord would think of the fact that he routinely echoes sentiments like "all landlords should be put against the wall and shot".

Probably not really give a shit. As long as the rents payed on time the landlord doesn't care what the obvious retard shrieks about online.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Probably not really give a shit. As long as the rents payed on time the landlord doesn't care what the obvious retard shrieks about online.

I wouldn’t be surprised if an awful lot of the people in tard housing express similar sentiments on a regular basis.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Probably not really give a shit. As long as the rents payed on time the landlord doesn't care what the obvious retard shrieks about online.

True, I guess Phil's impotent tard squeals aren't very threatening to care about. I just really want Phil to get evicted and go through another period of houselessness. Even a written warning through the letterbox would do. The best periods for Philwatching are when he thinks he has solid evidence that he's being routinely discriminated against by everyone.

 

[AnOminous]

On one had he's a liability on the other it's guaranteed tard rent since it's deducted automatically from his tugboat.

You won't collect any tard rent if your whole building burns down killing all the tards in it.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Has anyone discovered Phil's new address yet?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Obviously the real danger with Phil burning things indoors is that it could ignite the methane that constantly pours from his anus.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Has anyone discovered Phil's new address yet?

If we did, someone already would have sent Phil another pile of shit.

 

[KingQueen]

Has anyone discovered Phil's new address yet?

He's on the far East side where rent is cheap, probably in the North-Central area. Never sought an address though because I'm not a sociopath/we'en.

 

[DavidFerrie]

If we did, someone already would have sent Phil another pile of shit.

I thought people were sending him potatoes.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I thought people were sending him potatoes.

I know it's kinda A-Loggy but I'd love to send Phil a potato. A potato and a framed photo of Chris, just to remind him that he's not even the best at being an autistic laughing stock.

Has anyone discovered Phil's new address yet?

If I recall correctly, someone here figured it out within minutes of him announcing that he'd moved out. Spuds basically doxxed himself, as he often does.

 

[The Dude]

Tard claimed to have burned a flag in his 400 square foot apartment. There is also supposed to be a trans guest. What really happened. View attachment 970330

Highly doubt he did this. He probably fantasized about doing it, but I doubt he actually went through with it. On the slim chance Phil did burn a flag, it was likely one of those little flags on sticks children wave at parades and not an actual flag you'd fly on a flagpole. Just more of Phil's "Look at me! Look how badass and rebellious I am! Aren't I so edgy?!" posturing.

14 Oct. 2019. Phil posts this.
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It is in Phil's best interest to stay homeless. When he starts a fire indoors he might not be able to escape.

If it weren't for Capitalism, Phil wouldn't be able to enjoy all the name brand junk food and pizza delivery he eats. Do you think they had Pizza Hut and Doritos and Coca-Cola in Soviet Russia? How about before China adopted a Capitalist economy? Guess Phil never read about the famine and starvation known to happen under Communist rule.

 

[Sandwichu]

View attachment 970330

Pics or didn't happen.
What actually happened is that Phil shat himself so bad that all the sped alarms on his building went off.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Highly doubt he did this. He probably fantasized about doing it, but I doubt he actually went through with it. On the slim chance Phil did burn a flag, it was likely one of those little flags on sticks children wave at parades and not an actual flag you'd fly on a flagpole. Just more of Phil's "Look at me! Look how badass and rebellious I am! Aren't I so edgy?!" posturing.

He’s like a child, rebelling, but not so much that Mommy grounds him. In other words, there are children who are more badass than Fatty.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Pics or didn't happen.
What actually happened is that Phil shat himself so bad that all the sped alarms on his building went off.

There have been memorials at the site where that guy was kill every night but Phil's too scared to show up in public.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

There have been memorials at the site where that guy was kill every night but Phil's too scared to show up in public.

It wouldn’t be the first time he’s disrespected a memorial.