"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Highly doubt he did this. He probably fantasized about doing it, but I doubt he actually went through with it. On the slim chance Phil did burn a flag, it was likely one of those little flags on sticks children wave at parades and not an actual flag you'd fly on a flagpole. Just more of Phil's "Look at me! Look how badass and rebellious I am! Aren't I so edgy?!" posturing.



If it weren't for Capitalism, Phil wouldn't be able to enjoy all the name brand junk food and pizza delivery he eats. Do you think they had Pizza Hut and Doritos and Coca-Cola in Soviet Russia? How about before China adopted a Capitalist economy? Guess Phil never read about the famine and starvation known to happen under Communist rule.


Well there was that one time the soviets traded warships for pepsi to pepsi co. 🤔🤔🤔
 
He’s like a child, rebelling, but not so much that Mommy grounds him. In other words, there are children who are more badass than Fatty.

Exactly. Look at Phil proudly declaring that he's a "pyro". Have you ever met a grown-ass adult who bragged about being a pyro? I sure haven't. The only times I can recall anyone calling themselves a pyro was back in Junior High, because dumbass Middle School kids are the only people who would normally think that kind of shit is cool. Everyone else recognizes it as stupid, edgy bullshit kids say for attention.
 
There have been memorials at the site where that guy was kill every night but Phil's too scared to show up in public.

I think he knows they wouldn't understand or appreciate his method of honoring a memorial, which involves defecating on it.
 
Phil's really riding this guy's death.
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... after we called him out for not attending the memorial for his inspirational friend.

Hey Phil, got any photos of you two hanging out?
Very true. If he was your inspiration surely the both of you took a few photos together. Like maybe just a quick selfie or something!
 
Exactly. Look at Phil proudly declaring that he's a "pyro". Have you ever met a grown-ass adult who bragged about being a pyro? I sure haven't. The only times I can recall anyone calling themselves a pyro was back in Junior High, because dumbass Middle School kids are the only people who would normally think that kind of shit is cool. Everyone else recognizes it as stupid, edgy bullshit kids say for attention.
True pyromania, even if its just a phase, usually is the result of deeper problems and requires therapy.
 
True pyromania, even if its just a phase, usually is the result of deeper problems and requires therapy.

True, but we aren't talking about a real psychological disorder. We are talking about children (and a grown-ass man with the mind of a child) claiming to be "pyro" because they think it makes them look cool and edgy.


I'd rather be a bastard who has the money to control his own life and buy the things he wants than a worthless, lazy, bitching have-not who depends on the government to live.

And it looks like Phil never learned that Communism is still a form of government, and one that is far more oppressive than almost any other in history. Communism murdered far more people than Fascism and Capitalism combined, and starved many more.

Phil isn't a pyro, he's just a low functioning tard who sets shit on fire sometimes.

I doubt he even does that. It's just another accessory for Phil's identity that he hopes people will take seriously and think he's a badass.
 
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