"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[AnOminous]

Why not use an image of his mug

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It's amazing this picture, of someone you'd peg as a tard if you just saw him, looks less derpy than Phil currently looks. He's actually degenerating and becoming even more of a tard.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Tbh he should go back of shaving his eyebrows. It makes shopping easier.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Tbh he should go back of shaving his eyebrows. It makes shopping easier.

I deeply regret not having discovered Phil during the Chola evolutionary phase.

 

[Coldgrip]

Why not use an image of his mug

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Same energy.

 

[AnOminous]

Same energy.

The guy on the cover of Der Untermensch actually looks less stupid than Phil.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

The guy on the cover of Der Untermensch actually looks less stupid than Phil.

A lot of that is probably his clearly better hygiene and lack of permanent tard scribbles advertising random idiotic trends he was larping.

 

[obliviousbeard]

A lot of that is probably his clearly better hygiene and lack of permanent tard scribbles advertising random idiotic trends he was larping.

Plus I'm sure he was regular old bloke without 10+ years of internet history on tarding out and he was gainfully employed.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

A lot of that is probably his clearly better hygiene and lack of permanent tard scribbles advertising random idiotic trends he was larping.

Also he’s not as fat and while he does have wonky eyes, they don’t have the same expression of confusion and fear. Phil’s eyes remind me of a cow that’s been presented with a legal summons.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Why not use an image of his mug

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Never seen stretch marks on a forehead before.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Oh hey the subforum was closed. Congratulations, Phil! You’re officially boring.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh hey the subforum was closed. Congratulations, Phil! You’re officially boring.

Suck it Phil, you fat, boring loser. You got too fat even to dance like a monkey for our amusement and you're demoted.

 

[Judge Holden]

Suck it Phil, you fat, boring loser. You got too fat even to dance like a monkey for our amusement and you're demoted.

The virgin ahuviya is officially replaced by the Chad Yaniv

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The virgin ahuviya

- Calls himself “Crime Minister,” does not commit crimes.
- Doesn’t attend protests.
- Is pathetically desperate for attention from Kiwi Farms.
- Doesn’t present as female, has misgendered self.
- Had subforum, was too boring to keep it.
- Could not convince forum of autists that he’d had GRS, even with photographic evidence.
- Has achieved nothing since High School.
- Desperately trying to wring notoriety from decade-old events.
- Has to invent minority status due to being privileged white Italian.
- Beats women.

is officially replaced by the Chad Yaniv

- Has committed several crimes, often on camera.
- Is the subject of protests.
- Tried to get Kiwi Farms taken down, went after several Kiwis in person.
- Wears flamboyant feminine attire, even enemies respect his pronouns.
- Gained subforum after antics could not be contained in one thread.
- Got a court to respect his claims of hermaphroditism.
- Business owner
- New horrors constantly emerging.
- Jewish.
- Beats men.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Phil, like Rusty Greer, has gotten to the point where a cultcow categorization will suffice. It's the same bullshit over and over. Hell, cultcows probably deserve their own collective subforum.

 

[JY's Tampon]

- Calls himself “Crime Minister,” does not commit crimes.
- Doesn’t attend protests.
- Is pathetically desperate for attention from Kiwi Farms.
- Doesn’t present as female, has misgendered self.
- Had subforum, was too boring to keep it.
- Could not convince forum of autists that he’d had GRS, even with photographic evidence.
- Has achieved nothing since High School.
- Desperately trying time wring notoriety from decade-old events.
- Has to invent minority status due to being privileged white Italian.
- Beats women.

- Has committed several crimes, often on camera.
- Is the subject of protests.
- Tried to get Kiwi Farms taken down, went after several Kiwis in person.
- Wears flamboyant feminine attire, even enemies respect his pronouns.
- Gained subforum after antics could not be contained in one thread.
- Got a court to respect his claims of hermaphroditism.
- Business owner
- New horrors constantly emerging.
- Jewish.
- Beats men.

The virgin ahuviya
Relies of the Government & ebegging.
400 square foot apartment he can't afford to heat.

Chad Yaniv
Doesn't really work
Owns $300k condo.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Any predictions on how Phil is going to react when he realizes he no longer has his own sub forum? Is he going to strut around like he won something or is he gonna bounce and squeak in distress now that he isn’t getting anymore attention from us?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Any predictions on how Phil is going to react when he realizes he no longer has his own sub forum? Is he going to strut around like he won something or is he gonna bounce and squeak in distress now that he isn’t getting anymore attention from us?

Bouncing and squeaking in distress thinly disguised as triumph in a pathetic attempt at reverse psychology.

 

[AnOminous]

Any predictions on how Phil is going to react when he realizes he no longer has his own sub forum? Is he going to strut around like he won something or is he gonna bounce and squeak in distress now that he isn’t getting anymore attention from us?

Strut around pretending he scored a victory while actually secretly crying that he is now irrelevant.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Any predictions on how Phil is going to react when he realizes he no longer has his own sub forum? Is he going to strut around like he won something or is he gonna bounce and squeak in distress now that he isn’t getting anymore attention from us?

Blue screen of death, then he will chimp out over it as a victory, then he will sperg like no tomorrow as even the Farms forgets about him. He will consider doing criminal acts to get attention but will pussy out and just larp on mastodon where he will be ignored because it’s fucking mastodon. He will continue to try and get asspats for being cyber bullied but will no longer even have that as he falls behind even Lilly Peet in relevance.

then he will die alone someday and noone will notice or care.

 

[Neko GF]

Phil losing his sub forum and getting demoted is (at least in my opinion) the most funny and interesting thing involving phil to happen in months.