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"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
- Thread starter wagglyplacebo
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I hope so. Xochi isnt a real person and it's not a "Headmate" that Phil has.
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Phil will predict civil war every year until it happens, and then he'll go "see? I told ya! Didn't I tell ya?" if it does.
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Ah, yes, the massive multinational corporation Adidas is anti-fascist. Just as Hanson is Communist music.
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Фил толстый идиот lol
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Aww Phil's larping as a slav now too.
I love this picture if you show this to anyone unaware they would assume it's some low rent comedian mocking the far left.
Not one person would think it's just a drooling wop who thinks this is on baer with van Gogh sunflowers.
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Still trying to be a cool, tough, rebellious teenager, even as Phil edges ever closer to 40. Hardbass Adidas antifa, 
. Phil, ya boomer.
Funny how, for someone who apparently hates the police, Phil called them on more than one occasion when he lived at his last tardflat. I guess the people Phil is renting a room from now are a little more serious about avoiding the police, so Phil is desperately trying to play along. Until they piss him off and he snitches to them, of course. It wouldn't be the first time he's done it.
Ah, Portland. That war-torn hellhole absolutely rife with political violence and artisanal pizza shops. How horrifying. For all the cancel culture shit, it's surprising no-one has gone off on Phil for whining about how hard he has it, when there are people in the world actually suffering in unstable and violent situations. Phil is the poster boy for the sjw sin of cultural appropriation.
So, knowing Phil actually derps around all day living in this antifa supersoldier fantasy world like Chris does with the merge, we should make some of those shipfic cards for Phil. Ship him with a plastic gun and some cheese.
. Phil, ya boomer.Funny how, for someone who apparently hates the police, Phil called them on more than one occasion when he lived at his last tardflat. I guess the people Phil is renting a room from now are a little more serious about avoiding the police, so Phil is desperately trying to play along. Until they piss him off and he snitches to them, of course. It wouldn't be the first time he's done it.
Ah, Portland. That war-torn hellhole absolutely rife with political violence and artisanal pizza shops. How horrifying. For all the cancel culture shit, it's surprising no-one has gone off on Phil for whining about how hard he has it, when there are people in the world actually suffering in unstable and violent situations. Phil is the poster boy for the sjw sin of cultural appropriation.
So, knowing Phil actually derps around all day living in this antifa supersoldier fantasy world like Chris does with the merge, we should make some of those shipfic cards for Phil. Ship him with a plastic gun and some cheese.
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Still trying to be a cool, tough, rebellious teenager, even as Phil edges ever closer to 40. Hardbass Adidas antifa,
Funny how, for someone who apparently hates the police, Phil called them on more than one occasion when he lived at his last tardflat. I guess the people Phil is renting a room from now are a little more serious about avoiding the police, so Phil is desperately trying to play along. Until they piss him off and he snitches to them, of course. It wouldn't be the first time he's done it.
Ah, Portland. That war-torn hellhole absolutely rife with political violence and artisanal pizza shops. How horrifying. For all the cancel culture shit, it's surprising no-one has gone off on Phil for whining about how hard he has it, when there are people in the world actually suffering in unstable and violent situations. Phil is the poster boy for the sjw sin of cultural appropriation.
So, knowing Phil actually derps around all day living in this antifa supersoldier fantasy world like Chris does with the merge, we should make some of those shipfic cards for Phil. Ship him with a plastic gun and some cheese.
I still find it fucking hilarious that these men (it's always men) are so careful about hiding from the police when none of them have ever committed a crime worse than jaywalking. I bet these guys say "mornin', officer!" with a cheery smile when a policeman walks past them.
Phil probably says it with a semi in his pants because he has a hard-on for authority.
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Not even stolen cheese. Cheese purchased at Whole Foods with money he gets from the government.
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Just like the head honchos in MS-13 do.
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I like how he drew himself with a puddle of urine.
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Fart imitates life.
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Now I come to look at it, look at the angle of the thighs versus how low the seat of the pants hangs. Phil has depicted himself having terror-shat in his pants.
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Oh, he's subtly trying to ooze back in his Sovietaboo shit in again. Can't wait until he brings his Nazi fetish back.
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Phil's regressing. Our boy will be back in his Sasuke wig before you can say "die cis scum".
Phil is just the latest in a long line of American teenage boys who look at the severely impoverished alcoholic working-class of Russia and decide it's the coolest thing ever for some reason. Except Phil isn't like the other teenage boys; he's 37.
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I’d theorise that it’s because they’re disaffected, but also unashamedly masculine and white. This also explains why Phil admires them.
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Calls himself the "Antifa highway patrol" but hates cars and can't ride a bike. Does he patrol on the bus? 