"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Xochi said:
Antifa is the kind of thing you can't really be kicked out of. In contrast with something like a neo-Nazi organisation, who will find you and kick your ass if you falsely claim to be a member of their ranks, Antifa is a bit like calling yourself a furry or an otaku. You can just declare that you are it as long as you demonstrate a surface interest in the topic, and a basic understanding of what it entails. And I mean a basic understanding. Basic enough that Phil can do it.
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True, but Phil is a poseur. If no one cares he’s Antifa, if no one’s giving him asspats, the identity is of no use to him. If no one else in Antifa wanted to associate with him, that basically is being kicked out from his perspective.
 
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Phil is e-begging because it's going to snow.
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I mean, I guess if we were being fair it rarely snows in PDX and 95% of the people who live there are fucking pussies so a couple inches of snow and some ice on the sidewalks could really ruin someone's morning...

But who the fuck wants to be fair?

Sack up, Portland. It's just winter.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Doomsday prepping in case the sidewalk is icy. Super soldier my ass.
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The man owns 20 pairs of boots because of his boot fetish (at a conservative estimate. We've seen at least ten) but he doesn't have a pair with enough grip to allow him to walk to Whole Foods on a thin layer of ice? Is Phil a Grass-Type Pokémon and he's weak to ice?

Does anyone ever actually donate to Phil?
 
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Plastic Inevitable said:
It's okay Phil, I'm sure the Secret Pizza Society will still be open if it snows and you can hoof it down there in your dainty Antifa boots for your daily rations, It's not that far from your barracks, after all.
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Ha, of course he goes to a takeout with a name like that. “Mr Reindeer, I have an important mission wiv da Secret Pizza Society. Guard against Kiwi assassins while I’m away.”
 
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Plastic Inevitable said:
It's okay Phil, I'm sure the Secret Pizza Society will still be open if it snows and you can hoof it down there in your dainty Antifa boots for your daily rations, It's not that far from your barracks, after all.
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If you ever wonder what kind of people are leaving reviews on Google, it's people like Phil. That's how seriously you should take them.
 
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