"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Andy Ngo just Tweeted this from Phil’s Mastodon account. The time he stalked some random Asian guy he thought was Ngo.
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I like that “closely matches the description of.” Photos of Ngo exist, you don’t need a description. Phil obviously typed that because he heard it on some cop show while he was masturbating over his heroes in the police force.
 
Andy Ngo just Tweeted this from Phil’s Mastodon account. The time he stalked some random Asian guy he thought was Ngo.
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Christ, I forgot about this. What a fantastically racist moment. Someone should educate Ngo about just exactly who and what Phil is, he'd get a good laugh out of it.

Phil was basically shooting at paper plates tossed on to the side of a hill...and didn't hit a single one. Then he took forever to change magazines.

Antifa's leading frontline supersoldier, everyone.
 
I like that “closely matches the description of.” Photos of Ngo exist, you don’t need a description. Phil obviously typed that because he heard it on some cop show while he was masturbating over his heroes in the police force.

All Asians look exactly the same to these white dudes.
 
All Asians look exactly the same to these white dudes.
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I’m not sure what is funnier. Phil’s empty threats or these morons believing Phil would actually do anything.
 
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I’m not sure what is funnier. Phil’s empty threats or these morons believing Phil would actually do anything.

Phil's crusade against Ngo was really weird. He's such a footnote in the whole left-right culture war but Phil was treating it like he was Hitler, Trump, Pence and George Dubya Bush all rolled into one. For a good long while after everyone else had stopped talking about him, mind.
 
Jesse Singal just tweeted about Phil stalking the Asian guy.

I love the reply: "Any chance this is an anti-SJW trying to defame antifa?"

Even ignorant normies can see that Phil is a tryhard caricature. Shame about a previous tweet saying Phil should be in a mental hospital, though. I suspect he'd find that gratifying in an "oh wow they think I'm a proper dangerous psycho, cool!" way.

Actually, just these people tweeting about him will have Phil creaming his pants. No doubt his mastodon is now full of Phil posturing for an epic fight with Ngo, complete with war anecdotes and how brave an masterful Phil the Autismlatuna dictator is. Phil absolutely lives for attention, after all.

It's just a shame no-one has ever given Phil the attention he craves by actually showing up in person in front of him to debate (sorry, have a cap popped in his head). The resulting shit explosion would have Phil looking like something from a Weebl & Bob cartoon.
 
It's just a shame no-one has ever given Phil the attention he craves by actually showing up in person in front of him to debate

All that would happen is he'd screech "racist attack on a transgender Latinx womyn of colyr!" and retreat into his bunker for three weeks.

Remember that time he was interviewed at some protest? Phil gives his little speech that he practiced in the mirror and promptly breaks down into a stammering mess the instant he's asked to elaborate. Rainbow Jesus has to step in and fix Phil's mess before the wall-eyed potato man discredits the whole movement in one fell swoop.
 
Andy Ngo just Tweeted this from Phil’s Mastodon account. The time he stalked some random Asian guy he thought was Ngo.
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“If I see him again I will detain him for questioning.” For real though, what does Phil think antifa is? His delusions are on par with Chris’s dimensional merge bullshit, only far more mundane.
 
“If I see him again I will detain him for questioning.” For real though, what does Phil think antifa is? His delusions are on par with Chris’s dimensional merge bullshit, only far more mundane.
He wants to be a cop, but that won’t happen. They require qualifications like “basic intelligence,” “physical fitness” and “not sticking a loaded gun up your ass.” He sees Antifa as his way of getting that, much as being “security” at the Red and Black was. More than once he’s said that Antifa should be in charge of law enforcement and he’s said things that imply he thinks they already have that power (or is pretending they do). Sad, really.
 
“If I see him again I will detain him for questioning.” For real though, what does Phil think antifa is? His delusions are on par with Chris’s dimensional merge bullshit, only far more mundane.

Phil thinks Antifa is some kind of alt-police force that roams the land freely enforcing its whims without any intervention from the actual police force. All he really wants to do is dress up and feel tough.

I'd be surprised if he even truly believes all this Antifa communist tranarchist bollocks he spews. You could probably convince him to take up neo-Nazism if he thought he might get to wear a uniform and boss people around.
 
“If I see him again I will detain him for questioning.” For real though, what does Phil think antifa is? His delusions are on par with Chris’s dimensional merge bullshit, only far more mundane.
What I would give for him to try and detain a korean who is fucking strapped.

Antifa this is what you get, I know Phil represents antifa like Sargon of Akkad represents the alt-right but its too fucking funny watching phil destroy their credibility.
 
“If I see him again I will detain him for questioning.” For real though, what does Phil think antifa is? His delusions are on par with Chris’s dimensional merge bullshit, only far more mundane.
"Detain"? Let's be real, mumbling about Antifa and the alt-right to a random Asian man is hardly a detainment.
 
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Phil attempt to detain Faux-Andy Ngo.
He takes a few steps before Faux-Andy notices him.

"你想要什麼?"
"Oh sorry mister, I didn't mean to disturb you,"
Phil walks away but notices his seat was now taken by someone else. He then scurry away to a different seat before snapping a picture of him and posting it to his Mastodon.
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Phil attempt to detain Faux-Andy Ngo.
He takes a few steps before Faux-Andy notices him.

"你想要什麼?"
"Oh sorry mister, I didn't mean to disturb you,"
Phil walks away but notices his seat was now taken by someone else. He then scurry away to a different seat before snapping a picture of him and posting it to his Mastodon.
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Was this recent? Because if so then this is him just begging for more attention from Twitter.
 
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It's kind of funny to see Ngo and his friends react to Phil's old post. "This guy should be in a mental hospital" and "he's a danger to society". Oh, you sweet, naive summer children. While Phil is definitely a mental case, he's also a chicken-shit coward and terrified of confrontation. That's why instead of actually confronting that guy he thought might be Ngo, he instead snuk a photo when the guy wasn't looking so he could make an attention-seeking social media post when he got home. Ngo and his buddies have more to be concerned about with Antifa seizing control of the US Government than they do with Phil being violent towards them.

However, I do hope some of them discover this thread and join up to discuss Phil with us. It's always fun having new friends join with us to mock Phat Phil and to see fresh reactions to his tough talk and Autistic posturing.
 
It's kind of funny to see Ngo and his friends react to Phil's old post. "This guy should be in a mental hospital" and "he's a danger to society". Oh, you sweet, naive summer children. While Phil is definitely a mental case, he's also a chicken-shit coward and terrified of confrontation. That's why instead of actually confronting that guy he thought might be Ngo, he instead snuk a photo when the guy wasn't looking so he could make an attention-seeking social media post when he got home. Ngo and his buddies have more to be concerned about with Antifa seizing control of the US Government than they do with Phil being violent towards them.

However, I do hope some of them discover this thread and join up to discuss Phil with us. It's always fun having new friends join with us to mock Phat Phil and to see fresh reactions to his tough talk and Autistic posturing.
Just as half of the people who read Dianetics go insane, so would half the people who read his subforum.
 
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