"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[A shitty ass clover]

I still think Phil never got surgery in the first place. In other words, he's still 100% male. The Surgery That Never Was was the biggest -- and relatively most convincing -- lie Phil ever told.

i mean, how he managed to get those pics of him with a makeshift pussy if he never got surgery in the first place?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

how he managed to get those pics of him with a makeshift pussy if he never got surgery in the first place?

I (thankfully) never saw them, but those could've been fakes.

IIRC some kiwis who know how sex change operations work noted issues with Phil's account of how the surgery and recovery went.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Is his stink ditch closed off finally?

If Philip had a stink-ditch that closed up, he wouldn't be able to piss. He'd have to force it open somehow, or more realistically a doctor would have to force it open for him.

All null and void, though, as Mr. Haskins-Delici's hairy little cock and balls are very much still attached.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If Philip had a [...]

Plus there's Philthy Phil's horrible hygiene, which would've lead to the fictional eldritch wound causing a fatal infection by now.

 

[James Howlett]

Plus there's Philthy Phil's horrible hygiene, which would've lead to the fictional eldritch wound causing a fatal infection by now.

Maybe we're witnessing that through his silence.

 

[The Dude]

i mean, how he managed to get those pics of him with a makeshift pussy if he never got surgery in the first place?

The photos Phil provided as "proof" of getting GRS were suspect and sketchy as hell. The ones just after surgery you couldn't see his face. He could have either asked someone he knew who actually had the dick-flip to draw copies of his tats on their legs and take pics, or asked someone with decent photoshopping skills to shoop a vagoo onto photos of himself. You know, to "own those Kiwis and bash the fash". The photos of his "recovery room" in the hospital looked more like a motel room and were lacking any medical equipment, like heart rate monitors or IVs. And the most recent photos he's posted Phil was very obviously tucking his baby peen and balls. He didn't even have his pants off, just pulled them down to just above his knees. He could have easily taken a photo of himself in front of a mirror, bare-ass naked, legs spread, and including his face so there is no doubt he got a cock chop, but he hasn't.

Knowing Phil's track record of lying his phat philthy ass off, there's maybe a 5% chance he actually did get GRS. And I'm being generous with that 5%. There is more evidence pointing to Phil lying again than there is pointing to him telling the truth. Phil spent years sperging about getting GRS, how it was the only thing that could make him happy and "feel complete". Every time Phil has gotten something in the past that he's really wanted, like his bike or a tattoo or some tranny bat, he's posted tons of photos and made several rambling updates about it. But his mangina? Aside from a couple of suspect photos and a few mentions, he's been suspiciously mum about it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The photos Phil provided as "proof" of getting GRS were suspect and sketchy as hell. The ones just after surgery you couldn't see his face. He could have either asked someone he knew who actually had the dick-flip to draw copies of his tats on their legs and take pics, or asked someone with decent photoshopping skills to shoop a vagoo onto photos of himself. You know, to "own those Kiwis and bash the fash". The photos of his "recovery room" in the hospital looked more like a motel room and were lacking any medical equipment, like heart rate monitors or IVs. And the most recent photos he's posted Phil was very obviously tucking his baby peen and balls. He didn't even have his pants off, just pulled them down to just above his knees. He could have easily taken a photo of himself in front of a mirror, bare-ass naked, legs spread, and including his face so there is no doubt he got a cock chop, but he hasn't.

Knowing Phil's track record of lying his phat philthy ass off, there's maybe a 5% chance he actually did get GRS. And I'm being generous with that 5%. There is more evidence pointing to Phil lying again than there is pointing to him telling the truth. Phil spent years sperging about getting GRS, how it was the only thing that could make him happy and "feel complete". Every time Phil has gotten something in the past that he's really wanted, like his bike or a tattoo or some tranny bat, he's posted tons of photos and made several rambling updates about it. But his mangina? Aside from a couple of suspect photos and a few mentions, he's been suspiciously mum about it.

I thought it was quite telling that he suddenly went from “ha ha Kiwi Farms I’m going to punish you by posting lots more photos of my vagina” to “I’m going to punish you by not posting any more photos!” In other words, that fat troon from the firing range videos got creeped out by Phil’s request for more nudes and told him to fuck off.

 

[The Dude]

I thought it was quite telling that he suddenly went from “ha ha Kiwi Farms I’m going to punish you by posting lots more photos of my vagina” to “I’m going to punish you by not posting any more photos!” In other words, that fat troon from the firing range videos got creeped out by Phil’s request for more nudes and told him to fuck off.

I thought the tard who had been taking Phil shooting was a "cissie" male? Plus Phil had the opportunity to go shoot real guns with him after the supposed chop 'n flip.

But, yes, I assume whoever was helping Phil phake those photos ended up getting fed up with Phil's autistic, selfish bullshit (just like everyone else who has helped Phil in the past), and that's why Phil never had any new follow up photos. Well, until he got tired of us crying "fake" and took those half-assed selfies with his pants around his pork thighs and his baby junk obviously tucked back.

 

[Big Nasty]

That’s just autism. It’s a system of simple, consistent symbols separate from the complexity of the real world. Like autists who are into trains, music or a particular fictional universe, but more tard-friendly.

The one I find really curious is bikes. He doesn’t seem interested in how they work or the different types and obviously he can’t ride. I heard it said that it was to do with Hetalia, but he attaches it to whatever his identity du jour is. It’s like he’s really into just the fact that bikes exist. I remember one of his patrol videos where he kept stopping to look at bikes, much the way other guys might turn to look at an attractive woman.

The bike stuff was really weird, yeah. He had this idea that bicycles were an integral part of communism. He also associated them with lesbians.

Edit: It may have been some kind of weirdo secondary fetish thing where bicycles were so intimately associated with lesbianism that he would experience arousal when encoutering them on the streets?

 

[TurdFondler]

Crust punks and political activists (read: commies) especially in places like portland are really into bikes. There's a lot of crossover between the groups, especially since the 2010s were really into the bike messenger/fixie esthetic. Critical mass and shit like food not bombs is all bike people, and most metro cities have a bike coop/commie hangout. He was probably around people who were super into bikes and Phil will always be Phil.

 

[The Real SVP]

Bicycles were a strange communist fetish in east Asia for a while. The Press jerked it self off to vietcong on bikes "beating" American tanks for a while, and Mao promised one to every Chinese household.
I doubt Phil knows or thinks about that, though. He just likes bikes because that cute Chinaman in that cute anime had a bicycle.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Plus there's Philthy Phil's horrible hygiene, which would've lead to the fictional eldritch wound causing a fatal infection by now.

Yeah, his being alive and waddling around on his merry potato way as opposed to dying horribly of gangrene is why I always assumed the surgery was a crock of shit.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Speaking of bikes, remember Phil claiming he needed his balls gone so he could be able to ride a bike?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

No matter if he has his balls or not, he will never learn how to ride a bike. He's more than likely to be above the weight limit of a bike.

 

[The Un-Clit]

More or less, yeah. With Chris the trolls seemed to play a bigger role in his life and had more of an impact. He had a lot more interaction with trolls than Phil did and they seemed to influence his behavior and decisions more. Hell, Chris became a tranny all because a troll told him he needed to "get in touch with his feminine side more". I think Chris being a lonely shut-in was a major factor in this.

But Phil never seemed to be as influenced by the trolls, especially in the beginning. It wasn't until the latter half of the "houseless" saga that Phil really started to dance like a grinder monkey in response to the trolls, and that was when he was really starting to be socially isolated and lonely. He always at least had a few real friends in his life. He would always happily point to the trolls for attention and ass-pats, but he rarely directly addressed them or engaged with them, and there weren't many elaborate trolling schemes against him. Since he more or less had a relatively normal life compared to Chris with genuine friendships and social groups and he was far more independent than Chris, I think his life would have gone down a similar path.

ETA
What do you fellers anticipate Phil blowing his CoronaBux on? A shiny new tard tattoo? Some new mall ninja weapons from BudK? All the artesian hippie pizza and cheese that he can stuff in his fat pork hole? More AnTardfa merch made in Communist sweat shops and sold by capitalists?

Can't wait till my 'Tru-Dough' shows up in my account. I'm going stir-crazy here. As for Phil, you KNOW what he's spending his flu-bux on: A huge wheel of artisan cheese, a quality replica AK-47 assault rifle for far more money then a real one would cost, and a pair of samurai swords made with cheap Chinese steel but has the scabbard and hilt that looks JUST like Uma Thurman's Hanzo sword in Kill Bill!! Look out, fash!

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Can't wait till my 'Tru-Dough' shows up in my account. I'm going stir-crazy here. As for Phil, you KNOW what he's spending his flu-bux on: A huge wheel of artisan cheese, a quality replica AK-47 assault rifle for far more money then a real one would cost, and a pair of samurai swords made with cheap Chinese steel but has the scabbard and hilt that looks JUST like Uma Thurman's Hanzo sword in Kill Bill!! Look out, fash!

Phil's not spending his Trumpcoins on shit, the Antifa who are using him for his tugboat are going to take it for "essential Antifa frontline operations".

 

[Picklechu]

Phil's not spending his Trumpcoins on shit, the Antifa who are using him for his tugboat are going to take it for "essential Antifa frontline operations".

AKA weed and pizza.

 

[Mogambo]

The one I find really curious is bikes. He doesn’t seem interested in how they work or the different types and obviously he can’t ride. I heard it said that it was to do with Hetalia, but he attaches it to whatever his identity du jour is. It’s like he’s really into just the fact that bikes exist. I remember one of his patrol videos where he kept stopping to look at bikes, much the way other guys might turn to look at an attractive woman.

Its actually pretty standard autism. As everyone else has said, Phil was interested in bicycles solely because he associated them with Communism and (by extension) being homosexual/trans, so he fixated on them and made them a central part of his identity. Once Phil gets an idea in his head, it never really goes away. He never had any interest in bicycles or learning how to ride in and of itself, just wanted to use the image to show he was a translatinx Communist street fighter or something. The fact that millions of Americans bicycle and consider it a wholesome outdoor activity never occurred to Phil because he is so obsessed with his idea that bicycles are the preferred transportation method for left wing extremists that he assumes everyone makes the same association. Its why he needed a dozen bicycle related tattoos.

Incidentally he also really liked the whole "dykes on bikes" thing because there's a weird thing with autists and rhyming. Chris does that a lot too. Of course the dykes on bikes never even gave Phil the time of day, probably because he's a man and thus can never be a lesbian, but that didn't stop him from pretending he was one of them. Personally I'd have gone for something cooler like a Warlock or Half-Orc Rogue if we were playing imagination time, but I suppose even Phil's fantasies have to be boring and mundane.

I thought the tard who had been taking Phil shooting was a "cissie" male? Plus Phil had the opportunity to go shoot real guns with him after the supposed chop 'n flip.

Actually I thought it was a woman who took him to the shooting range. Something both Phil and Chris have in common is that they can seem pathetic enough to bring out maternal instincts in some unknowing but mostly well-meaning woman. She may in fact be involved in Phil's current Antifa troon brigade though I'd expect she'd have grown tired of Phil and his asshattery by now. Who knows.

 

[The Dude]

Its actually pretty standard autism. As everyone else has said, Phil was interested in bicycles solely because he associated them with Communism and (by extension) being homosexual/trans, so he fixated on them and made them a central part of his identity. Once Phil gets an idea in his head, it never really goes away. He never had any interest in bicycles or learning how to ride in and of itself, just wanted to use the image to show he was a translatinx Communist street fighter or something. The fact that millions of Americans bicycle and consider it a wholesome outdoor activity never occurred to Phil because he is so obsessed with his idea that bicycles are the preferred transportation method for left wing extremists that he assumes everyone makes the same association. Its why he needed a dozen bicycle related tattoos.

Incidentally he also really liked the whole "dykes on bikes" thing because there's a weird thing with autists and rhyming. Chris does that a lot too. Of course the dykes on bikes never even gave Phil the time of day, probably because he's a man and thus can never be a lesbian, but that didn't stop him from pretending he was one of them. Personally I'd have gone for something cooler like a Warlock or Half-Orc Rogue if we were playing imagination time, but I suppose even Phil's fantasies have to be boring and mundane.



Actually I thought it was a woman who took him to the shooting range. Something both Phil and Chris have in common is that they can seem pathetic enough to bring out maternal instincts in some unknowing but mostly well-meaning woman. She may in fact be involved in Phil's current Antifa troon brigade though I'd expect she'd have grown tired of Phil and his asshattery by now. Who knows.

I'm pretty sure it was a guy who took him shooting. And it wasn't so much a range as it was a dirt berm out in the sticks that some people were using as a range. Phil was basically shooting at paper plates tossed on to the side of a hill...and didn't hit a single one. Then he took forever to change magazines. The same guy that took him that day is the same guy who owned the SCCY pistol that Phil tried to convince us he owned, and the same guy is the one who has taken Phil shooting every time (three, I think). It was one of his Ain't-tifa buddies, and I think they met after the surgery lie, so I don't think it was him who helped Phil fake the post-surgery photos.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Andy Ngo just Tweeted this from Phil’s Mastodon account. The time he stalked some random Asian guy he thought was Ngo.

Andy Ngô on Twitter

“I feel bad for people who look similar to me and are being stalked, followed and harassed by antifa.”

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