"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Peace and Harmony]

@Bassomatic BATTLE STATIONS

 

[CatParty]

@The Dude !!!

 

[The Dude]

Excellent. His photo and description has been distributed to my operatives. If everything goes to plan Operation Greyhound will be a success.

 

[Smutley]

1) some rape jokes ARE funny
2) Everydayfeminism is the only joke I see here
3) Why is a man named Justin dictating to women what they should find funny?

 

[TheEnforcer]

3) Why is a man named Justin dictating to women what they should find funny?

White patriarchy, obviously. Women should revolt against this oppression.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Phil, we can't joke about things that didn't happen.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Mark EverydayFeminism down as something else Phil's more than likely found through here.

Spoiler: Super Sekrit C.I.S Intel that transLatinxs shouldn't see

7/4 is an invention of Phil's mom, and his reaction to the assertion that it never happened is hilarious.

 

[tomgirl4life]

Wait, I thought ADF was the rape joke...

 

[wagglyplacebo]

 

[Trombonista]

Why is he posting his location if he thinks he's being stalked?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

CIS officer reporting for duty!!

Off topic: Do you think we should spin-off a separate thread about Phil's ebic East Coast journey?

 

[Positron]

Phil, we can't joke about things that didn't happen.

So we can't make jokes about bikes too?

 

[Smutley]

Here's a blast from the past

ME GUSTA UNA VAGINA POR FAVOR

Spoiler

 

[Linako 2.0]

Here's a blast from the past

ME GUSTA UNA VAGINA POR FAVOR

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I have a feeling they just type comments awkwardly, trying to ignore the stupid shit he says.

Cual es tu alternativo del capitalismo y machismo cuando te invade Hulkamania!

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Oh, Hooves. "Me gusta una vagina, por favor," seriously? You don't know the difference between querer and gustar? I think we learned that in our first month of high school Spanish class.

 

[Ravenor]

Here's a blast from the past

ME GUSTA UNA VAGINA POR FAVOR

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Oh My god, he has his own Dykes, Dykes China quote now but far less pithy...

 

[Android raptor]

The only eating disorder he might actually have is overeating. Cause yeah, he's ballooned up in not even six months.

 

[2spooky]

The only eating disorder he might actually have is overeating. Cause yeah, he's ballooned up in not even six months.

Would being a MRSA factory make one especially inflamed? The few cases I've seen of skin infections seem to make the affected areas very, uh, "puffy".

 

[Smutley]

I'm having a blast going back and finding old ADF posts. Here's from from September 2014 where he's whining about the Facebook Real ID policy.

This is like a greatest hits:

• he insults CIS people and Zuckerburg with a nonsensical insult
• he informs everyone he won't do what they say he has to (which he ultimately ended up doing)
• he posts this from his "headmates" facebook profile which he has now taken over as his own
• he doxes himself and where he's staying
• he makes a stupid bitstrip talking to himself in jail
• John Langley shows up to tell him how to totally beat the system (which he didn't)

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[Twrx]

If he actually follows through, to include taking his meds, how will he take care of himself after the surgery? The guy doesn't like to shower, let alone take care of his tattoos. How will he survive after a massive invasive surgery?