Well, that and the fact that Phil isn't gay, and in fact hasn't pretended to be gay for a long time, since its no longer "trendy" or oppressed enough to garner much attention anymore. Right now being "trans" is the new hotness so of course Phil jumped on that bandwagon. Trans and ace. Of course we all know that sex and sexuality are just cosplay props for Phil. Claiming he was gay back in community college was just a cry for attention. Saying he was a sex worker was meant to make him look adult so we'd take him seriously. Pretending he was into bondage was an attempt to be "edgy." And each and every one of those claims failed spectacularly, sometimes because Phil himself is too stupid to remember his own lies. Other times simply because he got bored and moved on to whatever social justice trend caught his fancy. And the best part is how terrible he is at it; he was a trainwreck parody of Left Coast SJWs before idiots like Johnathan Yaniv or Brianna Wu, and yet somehow Phil manages to be ignored by everyone except us, and even then we're only watching to see him make an idiot of himself.