"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

Still insinuating he got the chop as well. Because every TRUE and HONEST transwoman gets the most dramatic and irriversable surgery first... Fucking clownboat, he is the ultimate Legend In His Own Mind, Walter Mitty personified.

How sad of a life do you think it is living the life of Phil? A useless dreamer, who'se rare attempts to live up to his dreams blow up in his face and leave him running home to create more lies to cover the disaster that just happened. How much can you REALLY lie to yourself, no matter how much you attempt to lie to the world around you?

Phil's literally the only one he can fool with his own lies. He knows we never believe him and can tell when he's lying, and it pisses him off in the worst way. Phil has tried to score a "win" against us for years, even going to the lengths of faking getting GRS, and he still hasn't managed his "win". And now he's been outed from Antifa, his comrades have turned their backs on him, we know it, and it's eating him up inside.

Except Chiang did have at least some control of Beijing for a while. The Beiyang Clique was at least subservient to the Republic. Chiang was also on pretty good terms with Stalin to the point that Stalin demanded they cooperate but party tensions kept that from happening. Mao literally only won the war by being an opportunist and because Li Zongren was trying to take Chiang's position in the middle of a Civil War.

I know I'm history sperging but if that's the basis for a joke in the first place... Whoever wrote that joke is a fucking retard.

I mean, most Commie Kiddies in America are just as ignorant about Communism as Phil is. And just like Phil, whenever they are presented proof of how horrible and oppressive Communism really is they stamp their feet like children and insist its all "lies and propaganda".

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I mean, most Commie Kiddies in America are just as ignorant about Communism as Phil is. And just like Phil, whenever they are presented proof of how horrible and oppressive Communism really is they stamp their feet like children and insist its all "lies and propaganda".

Both them and Phil are rebelling against their families.

The difference is that the white girl who joins Antifa doesn't get it tattooed on her body, and Antifa actually let her in.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil's literally the only one he can fool with his own lies. He knows we never believe him and can tell when he's lying, and it pisses him off in the worst way. Phil has tried to score a "win" against us for years, even going to the lengths of faking getting GRS, and he still hasn't managed his "win". And now he's been outed from Antifa, his comrades have turned their backs on him, we know it, and it's eating him up inside.

What must be particularly frustrating for him is the fact that he just doesn’t have the mental capacity to out-think us. He could convince people he was smart in the early days of his politisperging by parroting speeches. And I dare say Antifa play along because he’s the poor retarded boy who doesn’t function at an adult level. But with us, he has to use his brain at full capacity and it’s just not enough. He can’t remember his lies, he doesn’t understand what people are saying about him and his big words and parroted speeches are useless in the face of anyone who knows what they mean. We even laugh his insults off because they mean nothing coming from a man who isn’t smart enough to understand what taxes are.

 

[❄️❄️❄️]

Phill's weapon nonsense is always funny. I especially like how he just accumulates stuff rather than any of the ancillary kit: Example is his CS Spray/PAVA collection - I bet you he doesn't have any kind of holster or duty belt for actually carrying it.

If you look at the police, who actually carry batons and CS Spray in a capacity where they might need to use it, it's generally easily accessible and kept on the body in a way that leaves your hands free. They also generally have first aid kits/radio/batteries and other kit on them. This is usually either a load bearing 'tac-vest' with loads of pockets or on a duty belt with pouches.

I woud love to see what Phill considers to be 'packing heat'. I'm going to guess it's a leather jacket and a small can of the weakest Mace imaginable jammed down a tight fitting pocket thats impossible to draw from in a hurry. Where does the baton go? If someone actually tried to square up to him, looking for a fight, would he be able to get to any of the stuff he claims to carry?

 

[AnOminous]

Phil would obviously see a bunch of cowardly, violent, greedy losers and their obese manchild leader as kindred spirits.

Mao Tse-Tung was fat. Xi Jinping is a fat fuck. China is fat. Phil is fat.

I would not have sex with any of them.

What must be particularly frustrating for him is the fact that he just doesn’t have the mental capacity to out-think us.

He doesn't even have the capacity to conceal his mental retardation. If you can see his eyes, even if they're all you can see, you can literally tell that he's retarded from his derpy tard eyes. Just that drives him nuts. No matter what he does, all you have to do is look at him to realize he's a complete sped.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phill's weapon nonsense is always funny. I especially like how he just accumulates stuff rather than any of the ancillary kit: Example is his CS Spray/PAVA collection - I bet you he doesn't have any kind of holster or duty belt for actually carrying it.

If you look at the police, who actually carry batons and CS Spray in a capacity where they might need to use it, it's generally easily accessible and kept on the body in a way that leaves your hands free. They also generally have first aid kits/radio/batteries and other kit on them. This is usually either a load bearing 'tac-vest' with loads of pockets or on a duty belt with pouches.

I woud love to see what Phill considers to be 'packing heat'. I'm going to guess it's a leather jacket and a small can of the weakest Mace imaginable jammed down a tight fitting pocket thats impossible to draw from in a hurry. Where does the baton go? If someone actually tried to square up to him, looking for a fight, would he be able toget to any of the stuff he claims to carry?

The only weapon we know he’s used is the pepper spray, i.e. the one you use when you’re scared of your opponent getting near you, such as if you are an old lady or fat coward. The rest are for posing at home and sticking up his ass.

 

[The Dude]

What must be particularly frustrating for him is the fact that he just doesn’t have the mental capacity to out-think us. He could convince people he was smart in the early days of his politisperging by parroting speeches. And I dare say Antifa play along because he’s the poor retarded boy who doesn’t function at an adult level. But with us, he has to use his brain at full capacity and it’s just not enough. He can’t remember his lies, he doesn’t understand what people are saying about him and his big words and parroted speeches are useless in the face of anyone who knows what they mean. We even laugh his insults off because they mean nothing coming from a man who isn’t smart enough to understand what taxes are.

My favorite thing is when Phil tries his best to threaten us. Partly because Phil is about as intimidating as a jumbo-size bag of marshmallows, but also because he only starts threatening us when he is really stressed out and feeling particularly powerless and alienated. Its always hilarious to see him impotently make threats that he has no hope of following through with. It's another form of bouncing and squeaking for him, a way for him to cope with being a pathetic loser.

Phill's weapon nonsense is always funny. I especially like how he just accumulates stuff rather than any of the ancillary kit: Example is his CS Spray/PAVA collection - I bet you he doesn't have any kind of holster or duty belt for actually carrying it.

If you look at the police, who actually carry batons and CS Spray in a capacity where they might need to use it, it's generally easily accessible and kept on the body in a way that leaves your hands free. They also generally have first aid kits/radio/batteries and other kit on them. This is usually either a load bearing 'tac-vest' with loads of pockets or on a duty belt with pouches.

I woud love to see what Phill considers to be 'packing heat'. I'm going to guess it's a leather jacket and a small can of the weakest Mace imaginable jammed down a tight fitting pocket thats impossible to draw from in a hurry. Where does the baton go? If someone actually tried to square up to him, looking for a fight, would he be able to get to any of the stuff he claims to carry?

Phil actually has wasted a lot of taxpayer money on really cheap, low-quality tactical gear. Like, not even Blackhawk Tactical quality, but bargain bin airsoft junk made in third-world sweatshops that would make Chinese sweatshops look ethical and humane. He's got a huge wardrobe of cheap knock-off duty gear, a ton of truck stop knives, pepper sprays, batons, baseball bats painted up in tranny flag colors, balaclavas and goggles to cover up his fat face and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome eyes...all manner of cheap shit to help him reinforce his delusion that he's a tough badass. He's even tried to pass off cheap airsoft guns he bought off Amazon as real guns to try to scare us away, but those of us who actually own or have a lot of experience with firearms pointed out they weren't real and we all had a good laugh at him. Then he tried to pass off real firearms owned by some other Leftarded loser as his own. Said Leftarded loser had taken pity on Phil and took him shooting a couple of times out in the boonies where he wouldn't be seen associating with Phil. They set up some plates on a dirt berm and Phil missed nearly every shot, then spent literally 30 seconds doing a simple magazine change for the little SCCY pistol he was borrowing, then missed almost every shot again. Of course, Phil was shooting as fast as he could without actually aiming properly. And he was only about ten feet away from his targets. Oh lawds, Phil is so hilarious when he's pretending to be a tough guy! It's my favorite. It seems like Phil and the Leftarded loser who owned the guns had a falling out, because it's been a LONG time since Phil got to go shooting and he hasn't tried to pass off anyone else's guns as his own for quite a while either.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

My favorite thing is when Phil tries his best to threaten us. Partly because Phil is about as intimidating as a jumbo-size bag of marshmallows, but also because he only starts threatening us when he is really stressed out and feeling particularly powerless and alienated. Its always hilarious to see him impotently make threats that he has no hope of following through with. It's another form of bouncing and squeaking for him, a way for him to cope with being a pathetic loser.

I reckon he threatens us precisely because he knows we won’t do anything. If he started threatening cops or actual fascists, he knows very well that he’d get his ass kicked, if not a bullet lodged in his headflab. But being the fat little schoolyard bully he’s always been, he can say “I will not hesitate to use lefal force against da Kiwi fash,” and all we’ll do is say “lol retard.”

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

he can say “I will not hesitate to use lethal force against da Kiwi fash,” and all we’ll do is say “lol retard.”

He also doesn't realise that going after shitposters on the internet just makes you look cowardly to most people, providing us all with that sweet, sweet milk.

 

[❄️❄️❄️]

I reckon he threatens us precisely because he knows we won’t do anything. If he started threatening cops or actual fascists, he knows very well that he’d get his ass kicked, if not a bullet lodged in his headflab. But being the fat little schoolyard bully he’s always been, he can say “I will not hesitate to use lethal force against da Kiwi fash,” and all we’ll do is say “lol retard.”

I suppose it's at least some degree of self preservation that he's not attacking the people who could actually cause him harm.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Phil will be shitting his pants by himself in the Spring and Summer.

 

[Adamska]

It's telling when Phil is dumber than Mil-Int with his attention seeking soldier LARPS; at least those guys remember to not post marching orders publically.

 

[Positron]

What's happening in Porkland in March anyway? Phil keeps talking about March.

 

[JY's Tampon]

What's happening in Porkland in March anyway? Phil keeps talking about March.

I looked I remember some Q bullshit about the real president but that is March 4th. March 8th appears to be International Women's Day so it's completely unrelated to Phil.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Still hasn't noticed that Antifa Supersoldier can be shortened to ASS.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil will be shitting his pants by himself in the Spring and Summer.
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Thanks for letting us know, Fatty. So much for security.
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No wonder he got kicked out of Antifa if this is how he treats his orders.

I like the thing about “civilian life is interrupted.” What was he going to do with that time?

 

[AnOminous]

They set up some plates on a dirt berm and Phil missed nearly every shot, then spent literally 30 seconds doing a simple magazine change for the little SCCY pistol he was borrowing, then missed almost every shot again.

The funny thing is he was shooting at his own plates and later had to beg for more.

 

[The Dude]

The funny thing is he was shooting at his own plates and later had to beg for more.

I mean, when all he eats is overpriced pizza right out of the box and biting off chunks of cheese right out of the block/wedge, it's not like he actually needs plates.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I mean, when all he eats is overpriced pizza right out of the box and biting off chunks of cheese right out of the block/wedge, it's not like he actually needs plates.

Phil just needs a feed bag at this point.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Phil will be shitting his pants by himself in the Spring and Summer.
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Does 161 mean ”shortbus” in Chinese?

Still hasn't noticed that Antifa Supersoldier can be shortened to ASS.

The Antifa Regiment of Super Elite Soldiers?