"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Positron said:
Anyone who doesn't pay taxes have no say about how we adults allocate our tax dollars.
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Phil always does such an excellent job proving that he has the mentality and understanding of a child. Phil, who is literally worthless, has only ever had one job in his life for a very short time, and only ever takes while he contributes nothing to anyone...he thinks that he should have just as much say (if not more) in how tax dollars are allocated than the taxpayers who actually have jobs (sometimes two or three) and work hard their whole lives to pay those taxes. Phil owes his continuing existence to those taxpayers and has no right to even consider himself their equal, and he damn sure has no business considering himself superior to the taxpayers like he does. It really is a shame that society has become so soft and accommodating towards people like Phil who live on the labor and sweat of hard-working men and women and aren't expected to contribute anything in return. Welfare leeches like Phil should be made to feel embarrassed and ashamed to have their lives funded by the taxpayers while they do nothing to earn any of it except waste oxygen. If this were a Communist system Phil and the people like him would be rightly shunned, beaten, spit on, then be arrested by the government to either be worked to death in labor camps and state farms to work off the debt they owe to society, tossed into a brutal gulag, or just executed to spare everyone the hassle of having them around. That's how REAL Communism works and that's the way Phil's crush Mao did it.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
It was in this thread, but I can’t see an archive link. Here’s a screenshot.
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Cheers.
Syaoran Li said:
I'd say Phil is to communism was Oswald Mosley was to fascism or Fred Phelps was to traditionalism, a complete and total pathetic joke of a man and a lolcow even among other lolcows.
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Oswald Mosley and Fred Phelps managed to get other people to follow them. Not only that, but Mosley led a vaguely successful* paramilitary organisation and Phelps stuck to his beliefs when an entire country hated him for doing so.

These are all well beyond Phil's grasp.

* until it got its arse kicked by a bunch of dockers at Cable Street
JY's Tampon said:
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”there is no such thing as government money, only taxpayers' money” - Margaret Thatcher.
”free shit lol” - Phillip Haskins-de Lici.
 
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The Dude said:
It really is a shame that society has become so soft and accommodating towards people like Phil who live on the labor and sweat of hard-working men and women and aren't expected to contribute anything in return.
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It's a shame we don't live under Communism, or at least the part Phil lives in, so he could be thrown in a gulag and forced to dig his own grave before being charged his last dollar for the bullet used to put him in it.
 
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Positron said:
Phil parrots a joke:
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I think I just realized why Phil loves Mao and the ChiComs so much. When the Japanese were occupying China during WWII it was the Republic troops who were fighting and dying to defend their homeland while Mao and his filthy Commie bandits were hiding away, terrified for their lives. Then when the brave Republic forces had been weakened and exhausted to the point they could no longer fight and the Japanese invaders were in retreat, the Commie bandits opportunistically swooped in and stole mainland China, set up their illegitimate oppressive government, and the legitimate Republic government had to fall back to Taiwan. Phil would obviously see a bunch of cowardly, violent, greedy losers and their obese manchild leader as kindred spirits.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Hahahaha, I posted these and how did I miss the part of Phil wanting tits!
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Still insinuating he got the chop as well. Because every TRUE and HONEST transwoman gets the most dramatic and irriversable surgery first... Fucking clownboat, he is the ultimate Legend In His Own Mind, Walter Mitty personified.

How sad of a life do you think it is living the life of Phil? A useless dreamer, who'se rare attempts to live up to his dreams blow up in his face and leave him running home to create more lies to cover the disaster that just happened. How much can you REALLY lie to yourself, no matter how much you attempt to lie to the world around you?
 
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Except Chiang did have at least some control of Beijing for a while. The Beiyang Clique was at least subservient to the Republic. Chiang was also on pretty good terms with Stalin to the point that Stalin demanded they cooperate but party tensions kept that from happening. Mao literally only won the war by being an opportunist and because Li Zongren was trying to take Chiang's position in the middle of a Civil War.

I know I'm history sperging but if that's the basis for a joke in the first place... Whoever wrote that joke is a fucking retard.
 
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I can see Phil's derp eyes glazing over as he skims over the actual historical events and people that shaped his current completely off-kilter commie-crush.

"An...Capitalist Fash at Kiwi Farms keep projecting harder that I'm kicked out of Antifa, not promoted to the position of ambassadork to the PRC that I totally didn't just assign to myself!" GRRRRRR KIWI FASH I WANNA FITE YOU ALL IRL! PICK A PLACE AND I'LL SHOW YUO WHERE THE JACKBOOT REALLY GOES!!!"

no please I didn't mean it, don't take me up on this please or I will have to just re-enforce my bunker until the scaryfash go away!!
 
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