"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Oh, don’t worry. Now that antifa officially dumped him, Phil will sperg more online. He needs our attention since we’re the only ones who give him any attention. Antifa used to satisfy his need for social interaction, but just like everyone who actually gets to know him, they realized they don’t actually want to have anything to do with him.
I wonder how it went. Did they just straight-up tell him to fuck off, or did they just quietly stop inviting him to events? I did wonder if “Antifa Highway Patrol” was something invented by the other Antifags to keep him out of their hair.
 
I wonder how it went. Did they just straight-up tell him to fuck off, or did they just quietly stop inviting him to events? I did wonder if “Antifa Highway Patrol” was something invented by the other Antifags to keep him out of their hair.
It's very clear. A few weeks ago, he was on reserve status. Now that is gone and he's been appointed as the ambassador to the PPC. He's sitting in his hovel waiting for his first diplomatic call.
 
I wonder how it went. Did they just straight-up tell him to fuck off, or did they just quietly stop inviting him to events? I did wonder if “Antifa Highway Patrol” was something invented by the other Antifags to keep him out of their hair.
Some time ago a few of us in a Discord Group speculated that it's kind of like Chief Master Guru to Xavier: Renegade Angel. Basically tell him he has something really important to do that can't keep him around and he bounces and squeaks away to do some mundane task while they all laugh at him and kind of celebrate.
 
I wonder how it went. Did they just straight-up tell him to fuck off, or did they just quietly stop inviting him to events? I did wonder if “Antifa Highway Patrol” was something invented by the other Antifags to keep him out of their hair.
My guess is a few of them got together and told him to take a shower or said he looks and acts nothing like a woman or that he’s white. So he got all huffy and waddled away and made up some story about how they aren’t tough enough for him.
 
I've never heard of ”Antifa Highway Patrol” before so I'll assume, rather cynically, that it was a way to get Phil to commit suicide by cop.
He's been at this for a while and even the cops probably make fun of him at this point. "Hey did you see that fucking weirdo on the side of the road earlier today shouting at people?"
"Heh oh yeah, that's harmless."
"Wanna go beat up real Antifa?"
"You know it bro!"

Then they high five and ride off into the sunset.
 
I've never heard of ”Antifa Highway Patrol” before so I'll assume, rather cynically, that it was a way to get Phil to commit suicide by cop.
If you Google "antifa highway patrol" it only turns up hits related to our favorite retarded potato. It was literally invented as a way to get Phil to kill himself. Unfortunately for them he was too lazy to manage that.
 
I'm totally not kicked out of antifa guys...
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Phil even admits to being canceled.
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Lmao he isn't kicked out of antifa, they just put him on "antifa highway duty" which is basically telling him "go play in traffic." And he's too fucking retarded to understand the hint.
Hahahaha, I posted these and how did I miss the part of Phil wanting tits!
 
I'm totally not kicked out of antifa guys...
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Phil even admits to being canceled.
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Ugh, Philip, Philip, Philip.

1. “Projection” is when you accuse somebody else of something that actually applies to you. We have never been kicked out of Antifa. I get that you’re a retard, but learn what words mean before you use them, yeah?

2. You lie all the time, and are so retarded that you don’t know what “projection” means. You can claim you haven’t been kicked out of Antifa, but until we hear it from someone else, we have no reason to believe you.

3. You are not an ambassador. Wonk-eyed retards who shit themselves and don’t know the word “projection” can’t become ambassadors. You don’t even speak Chinese for Christ’s sake.
 
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I can see why Phil gets kicked from any group he joins. They pity the retard so they humor him and let him feel like part of the group. He proceeds to go on a power trip despite not having any power, and makes the entire group look as pathetic as he is. Not that it's all that hard to make antifa look pathetic.
 
That's honestly all Phil wants - power. He'd gladly betray all his communist convictions and sing the Horst Wessel song if he thought it would get him some power.
He reminds me of those dictators who keep giving themselves made-up titles. Except somehow even more pathetic.
 
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