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The trouble with Communist Soccer is that everyone wants to play on the left wing.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Red card jokes write themselves
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I would pay anything to live rent-free in his head for even just a day. I would call myself Jingles.
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Bill Lee, at least if a democratic socialist is commie-adjacent enough for you. There was also Fidel Castro. Also Sam Nahem, but I'd never even heard of him before Googling him so I don't know how important he was.
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I completely forgot that Fidel Castro played baseball.
Now I'm imagining a different world where Castro's being awarded a medal by Batista and singing the praises of the government on TV.
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Ho Chi Minh was an avid fisherman and Kite Flyer. Che Guevara enjoyed competitive shooting and riding motorcycles. Salvador Allende was a huge fan of Soccer and played it some in his youth (he wasn't great at it though).
But these are all people who had an IQ above room temperature and hated everything Phil stands for.
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Another Soc-Dem jock: MMA fighter Ronda Rousey, who was a big Berner in 2016.
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Happy page "number of the Beast" all you Philthy Animals!
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Remember when Phil had his "wiccian witch" phase, complete with altar of fail and totes not aping his drunk ogre roommate.
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Dude that was his Platonic GF Soulmate that totally never beat the shit out of him or exploited him for alcohol and a place to live!
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666 pages, huh? Not many for someone who claims to be our arch-enemy. Jake Alley, a man who posts the same shit over and over again, has 1488.
It’s a far cry from the days of the ADF subforum. Sad to see this boring little man trying so desperately to get our attention.
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Shit, Louis Gagliardi hit 666 pages in less than a YEAR, and is like 8 pages away from 700. Phil has just become boring as fuck ever since he got his Ain't-ifa Barracks safe space and just stays hidden away inside all day, every day. There are, what? Maybe a dozen of us regulars? One of these days there won't be any of us who give a shit what happens to Phil and this thread will just get locked due to inactivity, and who will be Phil's boogeyman then? Who will he blame all his problems and failures on? I highly doubt he will ever accept the truth, that it's always been Phil himself who is to blame for his shitty life and always will be.
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Phil got kicked out of antifa and all he got was a lousy cake.
At least the farms sent something nourishing like potatoes.
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You just know Phil ate the whole damn thing by himself in one sitting. Coping with negative feelings, loneliness, and boredom by overeating is very common, and a lot of Autistic people develop terrible and unhealthy eating habits.
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Doesn't he have some dumb tattoos for that? Is that still a part of his identity, or does he regret getting that shit in his skin?
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I don't know, but he definitely has a tattoo of a pushbike.
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I think that was when he got " Evil Trans" inked across his throat.
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I wonder how much he paid to buy it for himself.
It even gave him a bit of exercise when he lost a fight to it.
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Oh, don’t worry. Now that antifa officially dumped him, Phil will sperg more online. He needs our attention since we’re the only ones who give him any attention. Antifa used to satisfy his need for social interaction, but just like everyone who actually gets to know him, they realized they don’t actually want to have anything to do with him.