"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Grand Fucktard]

like dodgeball, footie a game of exclusion and degradation.
It's ritualized warfare teaching militaristic conformity and competition instead of cooperation...it is a fash training device
they are fake Antifa!!!! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[The Un-Clit]

I guess they need a retarded waterboy.
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There's a joke in here somewhere.
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Phil's hasn't played a recreation sport since they gave him the shiny red ball in that special school.
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Antifa....pickles.....

And look at poor Phil, didn't get invited to try out for any of the teams, so now he's gonna make it all about himself and how he's gonna 'protect' the games from the Fash.

From his hovel, Chris-Chan style presumably, sending 'mental waves of energy to make the Fash poop and pee themselves if they approach the fields.

You don't need to make the jokes, the jokes make themselves no matter how you look at it.

Even if he does show up in full tactiCool Kombat gear with pepper spray in hand, he'll only take selfies from the refreshments stand and posture about how badass he is, keeping the fash away by his greatly feared presence.

 

[JY's Tampon]

See you then Phil!

 

[Thumb Butler]

I love that he confirmed that he was kicked out of Antifa. That's quite impressive.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I love that this is the only reaction to his Tweet.

How long until a real antifa goes all "occupy hipster" on Phil for tough talking in the name of antifa?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"ANTIFA Ambassador to the PRC"

I love that he confirmed that he was kicked out of Antifa.

Remember that ANTIFA cake (that really was a lie)?

 

[CheesyBoy]

"$100/hr minimum wage and 10 hour full time work week"? How do these retards expect any of this to work? Sure, you could make $100/hr flipping burgers, but that burger would cost the customer $95, and your rent would now be $50,000. "10 hour full time work week"? How the fuck would anything get done? It would take months just to make a few miles of road, unless the construction company hired four times the workers (which none of these Antifatards would want to do, because they all see themselves as above manual labor).

I will never mock McDonald's employees demanding $15, again, after being exposed to this retardation.

 

[Miss Misery]

If Phil wasn't such a fat, lazy sped he could get a job at UPS in North Portland making $15/hr plus weekly bonuses.

But unfortunately for Phil, you also have to be able to lift 50lbs.

 

[Red Mask]

If Phil wasn't such a fat, lazy sped he could get a job at UPS in North Portland making $15/hr plus weekly bonuses.

But unfortunately for Phil, you also have to be able to lift 50lbs.

You also have to be really good at following the rules and UPS is quite strict. Wait...that might actually benefit him. LOL! Just kidding.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Ngl I'd love to watch Phil play soccer. It'd be like watching a toddler chase a guinea pig.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Ngl I'd love to watch Phil play soccer. It'd be like watching as toddler chase a guinea pig.

I would love to see it purely because it would prove whether or not he actually got his cock inverted (he didn't). If he really got it done, then he'd be in a Kevin Gibes situation where he can't move very much because the open wound in his legs makes walking uncomfortable.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

McDonald's employees demanding $15

Nostalgia time: I recall the minimum wage before 9/11 being about $5, which is why I may call minimum wage jobs "$5 jobs".

Anyway, Phil wanting $100 an hour for a 10-hour work week is closer to him admitting what he really wants: UBI and no one has to work. Just like in Star Trek!*

*(Which is how Western "commies" like Phil seem to think Real Communism® works, if it was ever really tried - it "hasn't yet".)

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Nostalgia time: I recall the minimum wage before 9/11 being about $5, which is why I may call minimum wage jobs "$5 jobs".

Anyway, Phil wanting $100 an hour for a 10-hour work week is closer to him admitting what he really wants: UBI and no one has to work. Just like in Star Trek!*

*(Which is how Western "commies" like Phil seem to think Real Communism® works, if it was ever really tried.)

Overlooking, of course, that the only reason Star Trek economy works is matter replicators, which have ended resource scarcity through delicious, magical Science™.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He’s probably not even going to the match. This is yet another attempt to convince us that he totally is a real member of Antifa who didn’t get booted out. Phil, if you want to convince us, it’s easy: show us another member of Antifa who considers you to be a valued member of the group.

The only way Phil could prevent violence at a soccer game would be if they tired themselves out beating him up, because his fat body is so easy on their feet and knuckles, and his autistic pig-like screams are hilarious. I’d love to see him go up against the Intercity Firm.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I guess they need a retarded waterboy.
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I'm hoping this produces some milk.

But, Phil, we definitely understand pro sports better than you. Name me one communist sportsman in the US, because I can name lots of Republican ones.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

But, Phil, we definitely understand pro sports better than you. Name me one communist sportsman in the US, because I can name lots of Republican ones.

Excuse you! I think you’ll find several members of the Antifa soccer team are communists, as well as supporters of the HAES movement!

 

[The Dude]

How are they going to afford all those participation trophies for that Antifa soccer thing? Everyone has to get one since "there are no losers and everyone is a winner". Wouldn't want to make all those Antifa retards cry when they lose, after all.

 

[“Fun”times]

How are they going to afford all those participation trophies for that Antifa soccer thing? Everyone has to get one since "there are no losers and everyone is a winner". Wouldn't want to make all those Antifa retards cry when they lose, after all.

I heard you can buy gold stars by the bulk for pretty cheap.

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

Maybe if they cut the the game down to 10 minutes total, plus a 30 minute half time.

Seeing as how they want $100/h minimum wages and 10-hour weeks, prolly that's how their football league actually works. Also, the number of goals and points are most certainly Equitably Redistributed™ among all teams after each round.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How are they going to afford all those participation trophies for that Antifa soccer thing? Everyone has to get one since "there are no losers and everyone is a winner". Wouldn't want to make all those Antifa retards cry when they lose, after all.

The question hasn’t arisen yet, due to every match having to be abandoned thanks to at least one player going into cardiac arrest.