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"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Nervous breakdown due to someone actually acknowledging phat Phil exists, or shameless grifting for asspats?
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Nervous breakdown due to someone actually acknowledging phat Phil exists, or shameless grifting for asspats?
Por que no los dos?
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The only thing they'd send back to Portland is a bill for the costs associated with caging the smelly overgrown American potato, and cleaning/fumigating every room he went in.
I just want to say that Phil is one of my favorite cows. I love reading about his shenanigans and I'm sad he's pretty much tapped dry. He's wholesome in literally only one way and it's the way that matters: he's completely harmless and poses no real threat to anybody. Now I know that historically that hasn't always been the case, but it seems pretty set in stone that he's resolved to spend the rest of his days bouncing and squeaking from his antifa stronghold (aka tard hovel) and playing with... I don't know stuffed deer animals. Inventing all these grandiose plans and machinations in his head about uprooting fascists and spreading Marxism throughout the Pacific Northwest. Stomping around Porkland in his sweaty, moldy tactical gear LARPing as some high tech super soldier. Just the thought of him running around the city like that pretending to be on alert for fashies makes me smile and has cheered me up a few times. I know in my gut that none of his LARP can actually be true. And if it is, well that just makes it 10 times funnier.
The close-up pictures of his alleged flesh tunnel still turn my stomach to this day. The image of him trying to show it off to prove this forum wrong (by doing the world's worst finger tuck) turns my stomach back and makes me laugh. His eyes his eyes look at his fucking eyes lmao
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What’s funny is that Chris Chan is more dangerous than Phil.
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Chris has gotten into actual confrontations. The best Phil has done is beat a couple of defenseless handicapped women and trying to pepper spray Andy Ngo from 20ft away and behind a wall of other Lefty mongoloids. Chris has served actual time in jail for committing actual crimes. The "Antifa Crime Minister" has only been held for a 72hr psych hold in a hospital for an attention-seeking fake suicide attempt with OTC headache relief pills. Phil desperately wants to be seen as a dangerous badass and still loses out to a goofy, bumbling sissy who believes cartoon characters are real, living beings.
I've said this many, many times, but Phil should be happy that he's incapable of feeling shame and embarrassment when he looks upon his pathetic life, because any normal person in his position would have committed suicide (for real, not an attention grabbing lie) a long fucking time ago.
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Hey Phil, here's an idea: How about instead of e-begging you actually try and be smart with your money and not waste it on non-essential stuff?
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1. Mutual aid, is it? To be “mutual aid,” don’t you have to contribute to other people’s fundraising too? As far as I’m aware, Phatty has never contributed to anyone’s begging.
2. Phuckwit Phil wasn’t doxed. IMC posted a video of him, attention-seeking Phil was the one who explicitly stated that ADF and “Callsign Satan” were the same person.
3. I know where his next meal is. It’s inside him. The phat phuck is at least four meals ahead, judging by the size of him.
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Phil was begging for all the essentials but....
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“Get paid” is a funny way of saying “My tard bucks don’t come in until Thursday.” Own it, Aspen.
What a stupid thing to spend money on. Chris would make his own membership card and it would be unique.
Chris was in a jail cell all by himself when he had that incident with Snyder. Chris isn't doing "hard time", at the jail he is currently in because he is specifically isolated from other prisoners. Yes Chris sexually molested his 80 year old mother, but ADF is more militant. Laugh at his mall ninja shit, but he's openly affiliated with violent extremist groups, advocates violence against law enforcement, and chased off that other homeless person while he was getting those ramen noodles out of the trash can. He also attacked an innocent bystander when he had that job at the bookstore, and waved around that wooden baton (i.e. uploaded to Twitter) that could easily put someone in the hospital.
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Remember that he assaulted his elderly mother because he was younger and stronger than her. He only tries to mace people when he is behind a wall of people protecting him and from a distance. Yes he certainly can act tough but if you're even remotely a threat or call his bluff he'll go bouncing and squeaking back to his government housing and cry nazi/beg for money for more mall ninja shit/artisan pizza. I think you're overestimating our little rat faced potato.
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I feel like this must have been brought up at some point so I feel stupid for even asking, but is it possible that all this Satanist bullshit is just Philip trying to one-up Chris with all his Jesus bullshit?
Chris got into it when he went into jail. I don't recall when Phil got into this shit. Was it a reaction to Chris becoming Jesus Christ-chu?
Also lmao at the floating wheelchair icon on the entire Church of Satan page. Pretty fitting because you'd have to be a fucking retard to be interested in any of this chuunibyou shit
Please buy some of these instead of paying for running water, Phil.
Chris got into it when he went into jail. I don't recall when Phil got into this shit. Was it a reaction to Chris becoming Jesus Christ-chu?
What the fuck do you even do with these stupid pieces of shit. You flash these and you get some kind of discount at Marco's? Free cookie at Subway? I might conceivably use them as a drink coaster I guess, maybe there's some ironic coolness about that. If I absolutely had nothing else that I needed to buy and you had a gun to my head then...yeah.
Also lmao at the floating wheelchair icon on the entire Church of Satan page. Pretty fitting because you'd have to be a fucking retard to be interested in any of this chuunibyou shit
Please buy some of these instead of paying for running water, Phil.
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I'd expect having people believe you are dead would discourage your enemies form having an attempt at your life?
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I’m pretty sure the satanist nonsense has been going on for longer than the jebus nonsense.
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I think it’s just a natural progression of his edgelord tendencies. The only real surprise is that it took him this long.
Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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Want Phil dead!?!
We are your adoring public Phil!!! You provide us with much needed entertainment
and, in turn, we provide valuable health and safety advice as a form of mutual aid...we remind you that excess weight causes a lot of health problems and a poor diet with no exercise can exacerbate (oh Phil, don't touch down there, that's not what that word means) your metal problems.
Sure we think your having weapons isn't a good idea, you could hurt yourself! You already oversprayed your sorel combat boot buddy
and you could put that money toward buying Brianna's old Peloton when a new model comes out
Stalkers!?!? you wound me sir, we simply read what you post....but didn't you talk about following an asian guy off a bus and internet threatened to 'detain him for questioning' --- so...stalking!?!
(now, on the plus side..you walking for a few blocks at a pace to keep up with that inscrutable oriental was probably the most exercise you've gotten in years. So there's that)
We are your adoring public Phil!!! You provide us with much needed entertainment
and, in turn, we provide valuable health and safety advice as a form of mutual aid...we remind you that excess weight causes a lot of health problems and a poor diet with no exercise can exacerbate (oh Phil, don't touch down there, that's not what that word means) your metal problems.
Sure we think your having weapons isn't a good idea, you could hurt yourself! You already oversprayed your sorel combat boot buddy
and you could put that money toward buying Brianna's old Peloton when a new model comes out
Stalkers!?!? you wound me sir, we simply read what you post....but didn't you talk about following an asian guy off a bus and internet threatened to 'detain him for questioning' --- so...stalking!?!
(now, on the plus side..you walking for a few blocks at a pace to keep up with that inscrutable oriental was probably the most exercise you've gotten in years. So there's that)
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Like other wannabe commies, Phil likes to twist the meaning of words to push a deliriously delusional narrative.
And of course Phil likes outright phibbing too.
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