"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Tragi-Chan]

Ian Miles Cheong is saying ADF is among the dead. Looks like he got snookered.
Twitter / https://archive.md/hsHze (if it ever finishes).

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What I find funny about Phil’s bouncing and squeaking over this is that he doesn’t realise he’s being made fun of. Why did Ian choose this video? Because Phil looks fucking ridiculous. He looks like a guy who threw a last-minute outfit together for a Rocky Horror night because a girl he likes is there. This is exactly what “the fash” want people to imagine when they think of Antifa: some fat, gay little milquetoast with a room temperature IQ, trying to be edgy but with no idea what he’s doing.

Phil got so excited that someone was paying attention to him that he doesn’t realise he’s being played. So much for deep cover.

 

[The Dude]

Remember when Phil had his own subforum and there was the little timer at the top that reset every time he suicide baited? Time really is a flat circle but every go around it gets gayer.

He's not interesting enough to justify a whole sub these days. Shit, he's barely interesting enough to justify a single thread. If he isn't tweeing about how he's such a badass Commie soldier or a spoopy scawy Satanist, then he's making up bullshit about being a targeted victim and dodging assassination attempts on the daily. We don't even get surreptitious candid photos of Phil out in the wild anymore because he's too chicken-shit to ever leave his apartment.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He's not interesting enough to justify a whole sub these days. Shit, he's barely interesting enough to justify a single thread. If he isn't tweeing about how he's such a badass Commie soldier or a spoopy scawy Satanist, then he's making up bullshit about being a targeted victim and dodging assassination attempts on the daily. We don't even get surreptitious candid photos of Phil out in the wild anymore because he's too chicken-shit to ever leave his apartment.

He hasn’t even done the assassination attempts thing in a while. He’s run out of ideas.

 

[MasterDisaster]

He hasn’t even done the assassination attempts thing in a while. He’s run out of ideas.

Phil is what people envision us to be; stays indoors 24/7, eats junk food and screams into the abyss of the internet seeking validation.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

We don't even get surreptitious candid photos of Phil out in the wild anymore because he's too chicken-shit to ever leave his apartment.

If he is seen outside, he's likely completely covered up in crusty gear he likely never removes - because a website made fun of him.

Some fearless "super soldier" Phil is.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

All whilst taking lofty titles, commenting on everything with an unearned authority. and thus cheapening any movement he touches.

 

[AnOminous]

This is exactly what “the fash” want people to imagine when they think of Antifa: some fat, gay little milquetoast with a room temperature IQ, trying to be edgy but with no idea what he’s doing.

Well, they pretty much are. Phil just turns all those things up to 11, except the IQ, which he turns down to 11.

Ian Miles Cheong is saying ADF is among the dead. Looks like he got snookered.
Twitter / https://archive.md/hsHze (if it ever finishes).

Chungus is exactly the kind of moron who would fall for this. Surprised he hasn't unironically accused Sam Hyde of mass shootings.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He looks like a guy who threw a last-minute outfit together for a Rocky Horror night because a girl he likes is there.

The best part about this is he actually made this outfit every day wear for a while until he got on board the antifa train.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

What is blasting a 25 year old Rob Zombie song supposed to prove? How does that do anything aside from making Phil's neighbors hate him even more?

Phil just wants to be edgy. Maybe this would be edgy to some 70 year old church lady, but that’s about it.

 

[The Final Troondown]

He hasn’t even done the assassination attempts thing in a while. He’s run out of ideas.

He's literally become so cowardly that even in his fictional assassination attempts they missed him because of bad intel instead of him heroically disarming the multiple armed nazi assailants just as everyone's cameras were disabled by the EMP grenade his would be murderers deployed

he's literally too scared to engage his opponents in his own power fantasy

what a pathetic excuse for a man, chris would mace him to the floor and make him his sweetheart from the ground up if they ever met

unfortunately phil is too chickenshit to commit a crime and end up as chris' prison bitch

 

[Cybertonia]

Phil just wants to be edgy. Maybe this would be edgy to some 70 year old church lady, but that’s about it.

Phil is what happens when "FUCK YOU DAD!" stretches into your forties

 

[Alex Krycek]

For old times sake….

FIRE UP THE RACE WAR VAN!

 

[Positron]

Coward.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Coward.

2010s Phil sometimes argued with us from the safety of Twitter.

2022 Phil just makes the account private.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Coward.
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This is what Phil posted before locking.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Puerto Rican pig roasted"

 

[Ophelia]

Does Phil have a preferred candidate for president? Aside from J-Lo, of course. Is he a Barnie?

 

[Baguette]

The best part about this is he actually made this outfit every day wear for a while until he got on board the antifa train.

Phil only changes his clothes when he changes identities.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil only changes his clothes when he changes identities.

It's as if Phil thinks life is some kind of convention, and he's always in "cosplay mode".

First it was J-Lo, then Naruto, later commie, and then eventually "ANTIFA" and "satanist".

 

[AnOminous]

"Puerto Rican pig roasted"

Sounds pretty racist to me.