"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

Inb4 Phil claims he’s Ukrainian

Nah. If Phil were going to do anything like that he would claim to be Russian and tell everyone that they need to stop believing the CIA propaganda being pushed by the Western Corporate Media, just to be a contrary prick. But he won't claim to be either, because Russia and Ukraine are both white nations, thus they're evil. Phil won't claim to be white of any kind because then he can't pretend to be oppressed and special.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Nah. If Phil were going to do anything like that he would claim to be Russian and tell everyone that they need to stop believing the CIA propaganda being pushed by the Western Corporate Media, just to be a contrary prick. But he won't claim to be either, because Russia and Ukraine are both white nations, thus they're evil. Phil won't claim to be white of any kind because then he can't pretend to be oppressed and special.

Maybe if he goes back to being Jewish because he found out his great great grandmother was from Moscow or something so he's like Jewish by osmosis or whatever.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Nah. If Phil were going to do anything like that he would claim to be Russian and tell everyone that they need to stop believing the CIA propaganda being pushed by the Western Corporate Media, just to be a contrary prick. But he won't claim to be either, because Russia and Ukraine are both white nations, thus they're evil. Phil won't claim to be white of any kind because then he can't pretend to be oppressed and special.

Doubt it. Phil plays musical identities in an attempt to get ass pats from edgy people. Right now, I think Russia is just a little too unpopular for him to get any ass pats. It’s just a question of whether or not he already knows it.

 

[fuckidunno]

I'm hoping Phil decides h is now Kewa or something and cant tweet b/c there's no internal written form

 

[Ophelia]

I'm hoping Phil decides h is now Kewa or something and cant tweet b/c there's no internal written form

But that means less content for us.

 

[fuckidunno]

But that means less content for us.

hopefully better content. his tweets were getting stale...maybe we cold get more potato stabbin, chinaman stalking,bad drawings, etc - oh please..interpretive dance!
I mean he's been a supersoldier with no military skills or experience, so a tweeter w/o writing seems like a good next step

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

hopefully better content. his tweets were getting stale...maybe we cold get more potato stabbin, chinaman stalking,bad drawings, etc - oh please..interpretive dance!
I mean he's been a supersoldier with no military skills or experience, so a tweeter w/o writing seems like a good next step

Maybe he’ll go back to Tumblr or the comments section on Deviant Art or, if we’re really lucky he’ll start posting videos on YouTube. Or maybe another, obscure site like Mastadon. The potential is limitless.

 

[Adamska]

He won't. He's too busy cowering while trying to posture as best he can for attention with minimal chance of exposure because a drunk ogre beat the living fucking shit out of him when he began to squeak and bounce and posture like a chihuahua like he used to. Phil's dry in terms of content until the satanists kick him out.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Phil's dry in terms of content until the satanists kick him out.

I can’t wait to see what group he attempts to latch onto when Satanists ditch him

 

[Ophelia]

I can’t wait to see what group he attempts to latch onto when Satanists ditch him

What’s left?

 

[The Un-Clit]

What’s left?

Do the Moonies still exist?

I wonder if there's a chance of him "rejecting" Satan and getting "Saved" and going hardcore thumper? It would be as tone-deaf hypocritical as any of his various new identities are, but would probably get him a LOT of public asspats and handouts from the Fundie crew which is large and vocal.

It would be 'edgy' to Phil's usual crowd so there might be that appeal for him too, to stick it to the people who let him down, although in reality very few people outside the Farms give the slightest fuck about him, but I think it might be too hard for him to hold onto the grift even if he does get well rewarded for it.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil will never be anything but an even more increasingly pathetic lunatic. His height was when he had a subforum here, now he can barely even maintain a thread.

Die, Phil.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I kind of hope his next phase is Flat Earther. He hasn’t been a part of that yet and are full of pretty… interesting people to say the least. I would love to hear him bounce and squeak about how Roundies and Roundeyes are trying to kill him and destroy China or something.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Looks like Phil has dropped the satanic bit.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Looks like Phil has dropped the satanic bit.
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you really showed that landlord what's what phil

 

[JY's Tampon]

you really showed that landlord what's what phil

He really did.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Looks like Phil has dropped the satanic bit.
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“China state-affiliated media” gets me. Like, China has an enormous news media empire, an army of censors, thousands of online propagandists, tight control over the Internet and an economic stranglehold over Hollywood… and one fat retard in Portland.

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The derp eyes behind steamed-up nerd glasses and the pink filters on the mask really complete the look. It’s less “badass super soldier” and more “Hurry uuuup! I want to finish airbrushing my Space Marines!”

I think in his walnut-sized autistic brain, he’s decided that PPE is badass, and he assumes that everyone else thinks that too. I guess it’s part of his obsession with masks and disguises in general. In reality, it just suggests that he’s terrified of catching a disease that most people his age shrug off. Which, given how goddamn fat he looks in this photo, is perhaps not an unreasonable fear.

 

[Adamska]

I'm betting on UFOlogist if he does pick a new LARP to show off. That does transcend politics after all.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I'm betting on UFOlogist if he does pick a new LARP to show off. That does transcend politics after all.

Hopefully he takes up crack and becomes more active again

 

[JY's Tampon]

I think in his walnut-sized autistic brain, he’s decided that PPE is badass, and he assumes that everyone else thinks that too. I guess it’s part of his obsession with masks and disguises in general. In reality, it just suggests that he’s terrified of catching a disease that most people his age shrug off. Which, given how goddamn fat he looks in this photo, is perhaps not an unreasonable fear.

I wonder what Phil's endgame with the landlord is? Let's say that the landlord showed up Phil's apartment in full PPE (according to Phil's standard). Would Phil still be wearing all that shit? I don't get it.

Of course I'm trying to understand the thoughts of a man child who lost a knife fight to a potato.