I think he would. It’s not about safety, it’s about trying to look like a badass.
Holy shit, Phil has ballooned. He was always a tubby fucker, but this is full-on morbid obesity deathfat territory. No wonder he’s ebegging for new larp gear - all his previous stuff is useless as he can’t fit into it any more. Look at that enormous neck roll underneath the mask. At first I thought he was wearing some sort of scarf. Nope, just a tide of hanging fat.
I actually didn’t notice that roll because there’s so much else going on. That’s always been one of his more grotesque physical features and I don’t know if it’s the mask, the pose or just that he’s really piled the pounds on that makes it look so prominent here.
It literally says Satanist on line 3
Like Taters can afford crack. After spending all his money on mall ninja gear, PPE and cheap Chinese crap this asshole has no money left at the end of the month for his cheese and artisanal pizza. And I don't think crack dealers are into getting a blowjob from some fat tranny with derp eyes and snaggleteeth.
Still has the derpiest eyes of any near-human.Holy shit, Phil has ballooned. He was always a tubby fucker, but this is full-on morbid obesity deathfat territory. No wonder he’s ebegging for new larp gear - all his previous stuff is useless as he can’t fit into it any more. Look at that enormous neck roll underneath the mask. At first I thought he was wearing some sort of scarf. Nope, just a tide of hanging fat.
No wonder he doesn’t take full-length selfies any more. What a supersoldier
Asspain was my favorite variation.
I think it’s more that they never accepted him in the first place. Like when he pretended to be a furry or an eco-warrior. He went all-in, hoping that they’d accept him/let him make up a retarded title/provide “financial solidarity.” And then they didn’t, so he dropped it at the first opportunity.He may still have Satanist on his title, but everything else he used to have all Satanic, including his Aspen Satanas name, have been removed. Looks like even the turbo-betas in the Satanic Church have decided Phil is just too radioactively autistic for them, and purged him from the ranks.
At least, that's my guess at current time. It certainly explains the closing of his failbook page, the long silence and the 'neutral' rebranding as "Isabel Rosa Araujo" again, until he finds a new subculture to latch onto and beg 'financial solidarity' from.
So what's the
Turns out being sequestered in the spudcave while vacuuming cheese and pizza isn't good for his diet.
I hate to disappoint you, but the inspections only of randomly-selected units, in section 8 housing, just reeks of an inspection by the mortgage-holding bank, not the manager per se. They're literally only checking to make sure the unit has a smoke detector and won't care about anything else.
Also, @Tragi-Chan sez:
Good point, they may well not have 'purged him from the ranks' as much as finally put the hammer down and told him he's not wanted or accepted by them, which caused him to go into autistic shutdown and remove himself from 'organized' Satanism to go back to a relatively neutral ident as a commie tranny with Satanic leanings until he can find the next subculture to attach himself to.
It said Homers. They can have one.
